You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Look like we've got a long wait here in the check-out line, so why don't we get acquainted.
You must put a lot of spices in your food because you look smoking hot.
I'm no Jane, but I'd Eyre on the side of saying I think you're beautiful.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
Hey baby, are you made up of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
You're the thought that counts!
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
My love for you is as crazy as mad cow disease.
Ariana look-out for someone to date? Because look no further!
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
Did you know you look good in short pants?
Sorry, can you please go away? Everytime you come around you take my breath away.
I love dogs, you love dogs, it's just me or is there some real pet-tential here?
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
I’m invisible. [Really?] Can you see me? [Yes]. How about tomorrow night?
Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more.
You are so beautiful that you made me forget my pick up line.
Oh, this flower in my hand? I was just showing it how beautiful you are.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Are you Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.
Boy: You know quickie has u And i together.
Girl: Too bad ugly starts with a u.
Sorry lady, I'll have to eat you after dinner.
Because you're a snack!
I’m so glad prohibition was repealed, because I’m drunk on you.
I take it that you are the captain of the sun.
Do you want to dance?
Yeah, sure.
Great, then I can sit there.
Those aren't sugar plums dancing through my head, it's all you.
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.
Hey Caleb, I think I leb you already.
Do you run track? Cause I relay like you!
I'm single and desolate. Can you help me?
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Excuse me, I think I'm lost. Is this the bar or the musem? You're just a piece of art.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
You are more precious than my blue suede shoes
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
You’d better be a cardiologist because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or are you just struggling to contain your excite-mint?
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