Are you a practice room? Because I want you and I hope you're not taken
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
The best Sunday I can think of?
You, me, a good movie, and mimosas with no pants on...
Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
You are my raisin to smile.
Without you, my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
I know why Solomon had 600 wives, because he never found you.
Wanna go out sometime? I’d consider it an Er-win if you said yes.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone? Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Vogue just called; they want to put you on the cover.
You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.
You’re the only rein-dear for me.
Your phone is nice, but it would be even nicer if it had my name on your contact list.
I like books, you like books, why don't we start writing the story of us?
You are so hot, you must be what is causing Global Warming.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Are you on the drumline? Because I want to play with your stick
Dinosaurs represent our relationship, because they both don’t exist anymore.”
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cutecumber.
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
I love your energy.
I can give you something to really be thankful about!
Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
I think we're mint to be!
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
I don't bite you know - unless it's called for.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hey did you know you can’t spell Dreamy without Amy?
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
You look like a bowl of ice cream, I just want to spoon you.
Would you like to share fire with me?
Baby, you rock my world!
Sorry I didn’t get you any chocolates for valentines day...
But if you want something sweet,I’m right here
You must be known for you defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
Call me Pooh. Because all I want is you, honey!
Want to see the real coming attraction?
All you need is MY love
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Give me your number so I can make the call.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?