Hey girl. I won this gold medal, but I'd really like to win your heart.
Can you feel our love blossoming into a stable relationship?
Affogato? Afforgeto where I am when I'm with you.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
Hey baby, do you have some bug spray? Because I have butterflies in my tummy.
I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.
I’d be Carol-ying if I said you weren’t absolutely stunning.
Could I have your name and number for my prayer list?
I need an Imodium because I can’t hold in my love for you.
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
Your gravitational pull is irresistible!
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Thank god I'm wearing gloves because you are too hot to handle.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
In your hands my heart is clay, To take and hold as you may.
You must be Gisele Bundchen’s twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she’s more beautiful than Gisele.
Are you from China? Cause I'm China get your number.
If I’d give you eleven roses, what would you see in the mirror? A dozen roses.
Are you French? I want to take a french kiss from you.
Are you into hockey? That's great because I'd like to score.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
Hey girl. Are you a beaver cuz damn.
You must be from Prague, because I can't help but Czech you out.
It took God seven days to make the world but it'll only take seven digits for you to change mine.
Let’s spend some koala-ty time with each other.
I'm not a snowman, but woman, you make my heart melt.
You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
Are you a fire detector?
Because you're loud and annoying.
Do you have any plans tonight? If not do you mind If I Jona you than?
You must be related to Alfred Nobel because baby you are dynamite!
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to do something naughty with you.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
I was going to read Proverbs 31, but then I realized I could just study you instead.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
Are we going to do some gravity experiments? Okay, let’s test how fast I would free fall for you.
You’re the only (cutie) pie I need.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
Are you into science? Because I lab you so much!
I'd take that cackhanded banana-bender on a walkabout
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
You're like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You make my heart skip, I think I have Mobitz type II!
Your hand looks heavy—can I hold it for you?
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
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