If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
Hear that sound? (cup hand to ear) Yep- that's a dump truck, and it's coming for you!
If you wake up in a RED room, with no windows or doors, don't be alarmed, you're just in my heart.
What's a girl like you doing in a nice place like this?
Love me do
I’ve been looking for you, and I hope you’re as sweet as jelly beans.
Wanna go on a picnic? Alpaca lunch.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Are you the British museum?
‘Cuz you stole my (he)art
"Let's hop on the good foot and do the bad thing."
- Austin Powers (1999)
I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.
Are you epinephrine? ‘Cause baby, you make my heart race….
"How does it feel?"
she asks what.
"To be the only star in the sky.'
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
If it weren’t for the summer sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created.
I know your name is Savan-nah, but if I asked you out to drinks, could that be a Savan-yeah?
Hey girl, are you a newspaper?
Because you get picked up by random guys on the bus.
Oof – is the Erin here really fresh or is that just you?
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
You're the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won't save me.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
Whenever you and me get together, it's like superposition of 2 waves in phase.
Are you a red blood cell? Because you never fail in delivering what my heart needs.
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the thin ice our relationship is on.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Every time I look at you, I feel like an astronaut. Your beauty makes me float.
I've got a Victrola in my bedroom. Want to listen to my Sinatra records together? We could slow dance
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
You make me feel a lot giddier like I have eaten a box of chocolate.
Of course your name is Amy. I can already tell you’re Amy-zing
You can be the queen of my kingdom.
Are you the dog? Because your shit’s all over the lawn.
Jedi Mind Trick: "This is the geek you're looking for." waves hand.
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
Do you like vegetables because I love you from my head tomatoes.
Every time i see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.
If I were a stop light, I would always turn red each time you pass by. In that way, I could stare at you longer.
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Are you from tenessee? Cause your the only ten I see.
Were you arrested today? It must be illegal to look so beautiful.
Girl, are you Netflix?
Because I love watching 'you.'
You must be a banana because I find you very a-peeling.
My love for you is so strong it can’t be dialyzed.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
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