Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Damn girl, you're lookin' sharp
Nice beach balls, can I play?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I at the beginning and U at the end.
My coach told me not to get my heart rate over 160 today, but then I screwed up when I saw you!
Are you a classic? Because my love for you is timeless.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
I like the way you espresso yourself.
Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
I’ve always thought that heck is the only thing hotter than the sun but that has all changed today.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
Will you go penguin sledding with me?
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
Nice life preservers.
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?
"I just can't live with the pathetic tickles that you call thrusts anymore."
Ruby, or not Ruby…that may be one question, but mine is actually will you go out with me?
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
We seem to be into a lot of the same things, dogs included. We should get together sometime and see what we unleash.
"Go home! Go home! Go home! With me."
- Family Matters
Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
A little less fight and a little more spark, close your mouth and open your heart.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop.
You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
Are you Ebala? Because you melt my insides.
I know the difference between "less" and "fewer," but don't worry, you won't have to ask me for either of them.
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Let's Taco about love.
Are you a sorcerer? Because everyone else vanishes when I look at you.
get nervous when I fly; do you mind if I hold your hand?
You have the prettiest smile I have ever seen.
If we were chromosomes, you’d be my homologous pair.
"Can you empty your pocket? I believe you have stolen my heart."
- Leverage
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
Are you my training plan? Because I'll go as long as you tell me to.
I would never precede you with "which," baby, because you are essential to this clause.
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?
Can I hold your hand?
Are you a mountain climber? ‘Cause you really peaked my interest.
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