Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m missing half of my heart and so are you.
You know, your smile has been lighting up the room all night, and I just had to come and say hello.
Dang, girl. You're a fielder's choice.
Your smile is like a supernova. Brighter than anything in the universe.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Damn girl, are you a magician’s assistant? Because I want you to disappear from my life.
Did you get your license suspended for driving so many guys crazy?
The Grinch may have stolen Christmas, but you stole my heart.
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
I have only two weaknesses resisting chocolate and resisting you.
I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour...
They say Disney World is the happiest place on earth, obviously, they haven't been in your arms.
You tell me your mantra and I’ll l tell you mine.
Girl, you must be a Beatles song, because look at this Long, Long, Long Norwgian Wood.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
I do not want anything fancy just you and a whole bowl of chocolate ice cream.
Did you just move from the subdominant to the supertonic? Because I think you’re my perfect counterpoint.
I bet you’re really flexible.
Wanna partner up so we can test the spring potential of my bed mattress?
I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Can I get your phone number?
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.
I enjoy your company and the silence in between our yoga mats.
You don't need to waste your time on that treadmill, you've been running through my mind all day.
My heart rate’s always higher when I hike with you.
Hey, beautiful. Where have you been Haydn?
If my life was a cake. Then you'd the cherry on top.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
My spiritual gift is my good looks. It lifts peoples spirits.
Are you a sheep cause your body is unbaaaaalievable.
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Girl, you must be a possessive pronoun because I think you're mine.
For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
May I have your number, so we stop being strangers?
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
Until I saw you, I didn't believe I'd ever see an arctic fox.
I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?
Man: What are you looking at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
I love your energy.
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