Honey, if you were a space station, you’d be called Deep Space Fine.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
With conjunctions, you and I can be together.
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
I really caribou-t you.
Love me do
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, "I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet."
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Hey cutie nice pants, got any room in there for me.
You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
Girl, I'm jealous of your shirt.
Because it's wrapped around you and I'm not.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
I’m thinking about buying a new phone because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
Will you Scarlett me take you out this weekend?
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Hold still, there's a mosquito on your a$$.
You're hotter than the London Underground during rush hour.
Hey, are you a campfire? ‘Cause you’re super hot and I want s’more.
Man: Any Generic Pick Up Line
Woman: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Are you a high jumper? Because you make my bar go up.
The storm suppose to knock out the power, but your eyes have all the electricity I need.
If you were coffee grounds, you’d be espresso ’cause you’re so fine.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Norway are you leaving without giving me your number!
We should make like the Soviet Union and split up.
You're hot enough for both of us during winter.
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the One.
I really like you. So does my wife.
You must be mitochondria because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Hey, is your name daisy? Because I can’t resist the urge to plant you right over my heart.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
Hey girl. Feel my sweater. Know what it’s made of? Husband material.
(On a rainy day) I figured out why the sky was grey today...all the blue is in your eyes.
Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? Cause you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
If I am a GPS, will you take me running every day?
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
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