I was born in the wild but for you I would be domesticated.
I want to stretch with you.
If I told you that you have a wonderful antibody, would you hold it against me?
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
How about you and I form a binary system?
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Are you a unicorn cause you are my fantasy.
Your name must be Andromeda because we are destined to collide.
Do you climb? Because baby I can be your rock
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Did you have sugar? Because you got a sweet smile.
I don't normally make the first move, but there was just something dif-fur-ent about you.
Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I will always cherish my initial misconceptions of you.
We must be a cast on a spiral fracture, girl. Because we’re on a serious break.
You have a body like the North Star. Wise men will follow it.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Take off those blue suede shoes and let's shake rattle n roll!
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
If I was a robot and you were one 2 if I lost a nut would you give me a screw.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Error 404: Your number is not found on my phone.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Al.
Al who?
Al give you a kiss if you open the door.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
You’ve been here for short while, but my heart is beating really fast and I can feel some surface tension between us.
Hey, you can r’Eli on me to be a fun date
Is your Wi-Fi on because I can feel a very strong connection with you?
If kisses were raindrops, I'd send you a hurricane.
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
When I look into the future, I see you giving me your number.
I’m not part of the Prohibition Movement. You can speakeasy to me.
I've seen a lot of Canada, but you could take me to the top of the world.
Are you a cat? Because you look purrrfect!
Well I can’t Eli to you, you’re pretty cute
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you're evidence that I made a mistake.
Did Spotify fix their mistakes? Because you will no longer be the hottest single after you spend time with me tonight.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.
Do you like whales? Cause I was thinking that we could "humpback" at my place.
I have the perfect emoji that describes you, but it would look much better next to your number on my phone.
You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second i keep on falling in love with you.
Man: I can make your bed rock
Woman: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.
Nice life preservers.
I think you are a horror movie because I can't sleep when I think about you.
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