Do you have to leave so soon? I was just going to poison your drink.
"I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week."
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Damn girl, I must be reading a book because you are FINE print.
Are you the Count Dracula? When you stared at me, my heart stopped.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
I’m concerned you just might be my poison, Ivy
Will you let me be the avocado in your turkey sandwich?
Hmm, there seems to be a kiss of mint in this blend. How about a real kiss, just to be sure?
I only wanted a week's supply of sweets instead I got a lifetime supply because I got you.
We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.
I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
My friend told me to come and meet you.
He said you're a really nice person. I think you know him.
Jesus, yeah that's his name.
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
I'm going to start watching my caffeine intake because baby you make my heart palpitate.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny.
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Husband material.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
Hey, can I put you on my emergency contact list?
If you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.
I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.
If I got a star for every time I thought of you, I would have a whole galaxy.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
My pants are approaching escape velocity.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
Hi, Cupid just called. He wanted me to tell you that he needs my heart back. Would you do that?
You are so hot that you light my morning sky with burning love
Do you wanna know a secret? I'm in love with you.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Hey girl, you sure float my Ark.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Charles Dickens might have given you Great Expectations, but I can meet them.
With long legs like yours, you don't need high heels.
Your ass is so nice, it's a shame you have to sit on it.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
I would love to show you first class.
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?
What’s your sign? Mine is stop.
How about you and I form a binary system?
Go to BabaMail
