If you where a sheep I would clone you.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
You're the thought that counts!
Do you have raisins? How about a date?
Let’s get drinks this weekend. Are you Lilli-an, or Lilli-out?
I can tell that you're a fan of Confucius, 'cause everything about you is rite.
I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
You're a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove
Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
I bet we'd get into some serious Treble together.
Are you a time traveler? Because I absolutely see you in my future.
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!
Hi! Tell me a funny story about your dog. I know you've got one.
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
I love you more than my mom loves Céline Dion.
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Got plans for leftovers, yet?
Your sun salutation would get me to rise every morning.
Hey girl, I heard God called you.
Can I do the same?
Has anyone ever told you that your eyes are as clear as crystal? Because I can see straight into your soul.
Maybe you need a little Vitamin ME in your life.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
Hey what’s your favourite dessert? Mine’s e-Clairs
Are you a durian? Because you're a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
Hey, if you can’t take the heat, get out of your clothes.
You just caused a heat wave.
You’re the batteries to my flashlight.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
Were you born on the Bluenose? Because baby, you're a dime.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good boyfriend.
Will you be my G-Protein? Because I want to be coupled with you!
How about drinking some alcohol to catalyze your love reaction a bit more?
You don't need reflective gear, darling. Who could ever miss you?
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Are you made of apples? Cause you sure look sweet as pie.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by you again?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?
Just so you know I have a ref full of chocolate, a couch and good films at my house.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
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