I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You’re the Higgs boson particle of my life… Because without you, my universe wouldn’t “matter.”
Man: If your left leg was breakfast and your right leg was lunch, I wouldn't be able to resist snacking between meals.
Woman: If your left leg was yoga and your right leg was cycling, I wouldn't be able to resist kickboxing between classes.
I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class...
Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
You wanna score or just knock around some soccer balls?
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
You’re as sweet as a flower, and not a daisy goes by when I don’t think of you.
Man: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Woman: Okay, but would you stay there?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
I'll feel more comfortable sleeping at night once I have your number.
I cannoli have eyes for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be dead than continue seeing you!
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Babe, it doesn’t matter that you got diabetic retinopathy, because I heard love is blind.
I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Babe, your eyes are bluer than the ocean Columbus sailed… and I’m lost at sea.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
I smelled you down the street, and my nose brought me right to you.
Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Mount Gilead.
"The longer we are together, the less serious I am about you."
Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
You are the Renaissance to my Dark Ages, you light up my world.
You must be the square root of two because I'm irrational around you.
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
Can I give you a hug to show you how soft my sweater is?
The first time I saw your hiking boots, I knew we were sole-mates.
Are you undressing me with your eyes?!
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry."
How about dinner?
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
So I was reading my bible the other day and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by "Greet one another with a holy kiss?"
Sorry for cutting you in line, I was hoping you believe in love at first sight.
Are you a werewolf? 'Cause I'm lycan what I see.
Your voice is so a-do-re-ble to mi
Are you a banker?
Because you need to leave me a loan.
"I hear voices, too. Voices that say, 'If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump.'"
- Jimmy Stewart, You Can't Take It with You (1938)
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
Roses are red, violets are blue. My heart began to beat when I first saw you.
You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life.
Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, I'm so lucky you walked into mine
Are you religious?
Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
From what I’ve heard, they Sadie only way to make a good first impression is to start with a bad name pun
Do you use Spotify free? You should join my Premium Duo for all the features.
If I asked you out, could the answer be Ameli-yeah?
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
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