Are you Charlotte Brönte? Because you're a breath of fresh Eyre.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Can you hold my gloves for me? I usually wear them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You know what’s on the menu? ME-N-U
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
You must be a neuron, cause you’ve got some action potential.
Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
I just want you to know: I think you're El Salvadorable.
I went on a mission trip and all I ended up doing was mission you.
I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
Ommmm... let's meet up in our spirit form.
How many eyes does a spider have? Doesn't matter, cause all of them are on you.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
I am sure it is not this jog, you definitely just took my breath away.
Are you a New Years resolution? Because we stopped working out after the first two weeks
Your presence gives meaning to my yoga practice and enlightenment.
You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
I know we just met, but I Cairo lot about you.
I'd love to see you s'more.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
I was hoping you’d text first, but clearly Abby-t you to it
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.
You are the best compression gear because you made my blood flow.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
If my love were music, you'd be the most beaituful lyrics in the songbook
I'm usually not very prophetic.
But I can see us together.
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Man: "Wow, you're tall! How's the weather up there?"
Woman: "It's raining." and pour a glass on him.
Are you religious?
Because your prayers have just been answered.
Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.
Are you a train? Because I want to be the light at the end of your tunnel.
Do you know Santa?
Because you're not what I wanted for Christmas.
That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
Are you a fortune cookie?
Because you're always wrong.
I hear your thirsty? Well I've got a six pack right here!
"If it's meant to be it's meant to be....but just to be clear it isn't."
Roses are red, bananas are yellow, wanna go out with a nice little fellow?
Is there an excessive heat warning or am I just hot for you.
The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Hey baby, the sun is not the only thing that rises.
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