You must be a Candy bar because you appease me.
Lady, you mak me All Shook Up and wake my Animal Instinct
Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love what I can offer you.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, clothing is 100% off at my place.
"Are you a witch because you sure got me spellbound."
- Buffy the Vampire Slayer
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin right now because you’re making me happy!
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you!
I like the way you espresso yourself.
I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.
Wow Adrian, is that a typo in your name? Because I swear you’re A-Dream.
Babe can I get a cookie that tastes like you?
Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.
When I look into the Mirror of Erised, I see you giving me your number.
Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?
Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Hey baby, are you a shrink? 'Cause I went nuts when you walked by.
Of all the girls I’ve seen on here, you’re at the top of m’Alice-t
Girl: Your ex is so attractive
Boy: Which one?
Girl: ME. Goodbye.
I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.
In space, no one can hear us scream.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
Are you sure you're not from South Korea? Because I'm sure you're my 'Seoul'-mate.
Has anyone told you you have the best smile ever? Honestly, its Nat-a-lie!
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?
Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.
My favorite attractive force is Van der Waal's force. Can you feel it? I'll move closer if you can't.
Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.
Do you like the internet? Because I can put you on there if you come back to my place.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
Did you get those pants on sale? (Why?) Because at my house they would be 100% off!
Are you from Starbucks because I like you a latte!
I must be a diamond now, because you just gave me a hardness of 10.
I hope to someday be your emergency contact...
You can have that last bag of chips if I can bag your number.
Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together."
Woman: "They got it right the first time with the N and O."
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
Hey girl, are you the sun? Because you’re the center of my universe.
I’m like a boomerang. I just keep coming back to you.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious.
I take romance to a new level - I don't cuddle, I hibernate.
(While she’s leaving) "Hey, aren’t you forgetting something?"
Girl: "What?"
"Me."
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
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