You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.
If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d be in a higher tax bracket.
Wanted to use a cheesy pickup line but toBrianna-st with you, I think puns are sort of ovedone
On scale of one to 10, you’re a poutine.
Baby, you’re hotter than Rome under Nero.
You have one compact set.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I’m Hazel-nuts about you
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
Hey, remember back when we were a thing… Yeah… Good times.
Oh gosh gal your eyes look like falling stars.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
I'm afraid you can't pass this point, 'cause you're a bomb, Baby.
Damn! You're almost as hot as my sister/brother.
I look at you and wham! I'm head over heels
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people... can I practice on you?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Hop on board my yellow submarine and I'll make you twist and shout.
Know what? I dig you, really!
I believe in The Importance of Being Earnest, so I'm just going to say it: I'm Wilde about you.
Let’s act like we’re a couple of colonists and do a few intolerable acts together.
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
Hey girl, I put the stud in Bible study.
You are my density!
Are you my appendix?
Because I don't know anything about you but this feeling in my gut is telling me that I should take you out.
Your name must be Calculus Homework, because I have no interest in doing you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I’ve got my phone, and you have your phone number… imagine the possibilities.
Brianna-st, on a scale of 1-10, how perfect was that pun?
I just brushed my teeth, ladies.
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Girl are we doing high altitude training because you just took my breath away!
Are you Messi? 'Cause you look ike you'd never miss
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Hey girl, are you a faulty French press because I’d like to be burned by you and recall you afterward.
What’s the difference between me and your socks? I’m not yours anymore.
Are you sugar? Because I want you in everything I have.
Girl I just gotta get you. Call it animal instinct.
I can die happily now because I have just seen a piece of heaven.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Are you a fermata? Because I want to hold you.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
My coffee is really hot. But you're hotter.
Your eyes look like dark black holes, buI can't help but to be drawn in.
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