You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.
If it was 1984, and I was Big Brother, I'd only watch you.
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Did you know that chemists do it on the table periodically? Let’s be chemists for a day!
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate.
I would hate to see you go, but I love watching your leaves.
Are you a lumberjack?
Why, because I give you wood?
No, because you have masculine forearms and you're wearing Wranglers jeans.
You are my density!
If I were Columbus, I would sail day and night to reach the depths of your heart.
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
Man: Do you work at the Bakery, cause you have a nice set of buns.
Woman: Do you work at a Grocery store? Then why are you checking me out?
I bet your muffled screams are as cute as u.
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I froze some raspberries last summer. You're hot enough to defrost them.
You look like the morning sun after a long night of darkness.
I saw a flyer about a missing flower, would you call your florist and let him know you are safe?
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Are you a virus? ‘Cause I think you’re taking control over my body.
Man: Your face must turn a few heads!
Woman: And your face must turn a few stomachs!
We should get coffee sometime, because I like you a latte.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
You can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I like my partners, like how i like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
You look like trash, may I take you out?
Do you know what's on the menu tonight, girl?
Me 'n' U.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
"Going out with you would be my biggest break since the rural juror."
- 30 Rock
Hey baby, you know what sounds good? You and me never speaking to each other again.
My text tone is adorable! Message me, so you can hear it.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?
Are you backpacker? ‘Cause you got this whole “being attractive” thing in the bag.
Are your mathematics? I want to solve you.
I don't want to be alone. Help me make it through the night.
Are you that one more chapter? You keep me awake most of the time.
They say this stuff makes clothes really soft. Want to come over and have a feel?
Let's get out of here and explore the North Pole. I'm a rebel without a Claus.
Girl, if you were a dinosaur, you'd be a Gorgeousaurus.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
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