Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
I can score from multiple positions.
With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.
I think you and I could make a perfect Caleb-oration
I'd start a revolution for your number.
I’d hike every trail in the world if I had you next to me.
I’ve never seen stars as beautiful as your eyes.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you my whole life.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!
I must be a litmus paper, and you must be acid. Because every time I come into contact with you, I turn all red.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
The barista may have forgotten your name... but I sure haven't.
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
You are my density!
I’d be Ryan if I said you weren’t cute
Roses are red, potatoes are brown; you are my favorite spud in the whole town!
Hey girl, I’m not just going to show you the world, I’ll show you the universe.
I was worried you’d just be a pretty face, but Olivia looks real good to me
I don't mean to brag, but I'm one of the fastest speed-readers in the tri-county area.
Did you damage my cerebellum? Because I’m falling all over the place for you.
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
Sorry for stating the obvious
But you look good!
You must be one spicy dish because you're making my heart burn.
I could say that I wandered lonely as a cloud before I met you, but what are these Wordsworth if you won't go out with me?
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
"I know your feet must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day!"
- Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
Come, let’s measure the coefficient of friction between us.
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
Were you a member of the Boy Scouts? You’ve tangled up my heart.
I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
Your name must be trigonometry, because you make me want to cry.
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
You’re a perfect ten(t).
My fridge is hotter than you.
Your infectious smile puts cholera to shame.
Hey Aria… Aria gonna give me your number?
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
You're like milk, I want to make you a part of my complete breakfast.
It’s pretty plane and simple… I really think we could take off.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Are you a baker? ‘Cause those buns look TASTY.
Wow, you’re gorgeous. I’m definitely in Awe-stin of you.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Want to be workout buddies?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love right now.
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