Your lab or my lab?
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? MY ZIPPER!
Wanna see my norwegian wood?
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
My bowing arm is pretty sore… Because you just made my tremolo.
Do you play the guitar? Because you can touch strings of my heart
Call me a winner because it looks like I’ve won the Sophie
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Hey girl, are you gold? Because I'm in Au of your beauty.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
Is this the transfiguration?
Because you are glowing.
I think you are just A-Cora-able
Do you have Spotify? You better have premium so we could get some uninterrupted action.
Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
If there was no gravity on this planet, I would still fall for you.
Is your body from McDonald's? Cause I'm lovin' it!
Are you a singularity? Not only are you attractive, but the closer I get to you, the faster time seems to slip by.
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
Are you wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.
How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
You must be a library book because I can’t stop checking you out.
Let's hang out sometime. You bring your beaker and I'll bring my stirring rod.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Are you from the U.K.? Because I want U, K?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I run by again?
We must be near an airport, because my heart just took off when I saw you!
Is this the registration table? Because I need a number from you.
Do you believe in love at first set, or should we run it another time?
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're my type!
Can I get your number? Because I like you a latte.
I‘m no photographer, but I can picture us running together.
If I were a cat, I'd spend all 9 lives with you
Girl, you’re like Propofol. You’re a knockout.
Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
Hey, girl. Are you a soccer player? Because yuo look like you can play ball even without hands.
Dr. Phil says that I am afraid of a commitment. Do you want to prove him wrong?
Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
Just shooting my shot here, because you look so good. Hope it lands, but I guess Wesley..
I forgot my reusable bag, can I borrow one of yours?
Hey (say their name), I know this is not a chat room but my lips want to chat with yours.
Is your mom a hooker? Cause I'm hooked on you.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
Wow, you're so cool in this hot weather that my freezer is jealous of you.
Robviously, I couldn’t help but ask you out
Baby if you were a burger at McDonalds you would be a McGorgeous.
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