You must have been born in an open cluster because you shine as if you were a young star.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
Do you like interjections? YES? NO! GOOD!
Hey babe - are you the ex leader of the Australian Democrats because I'd love to Despoja.
Even Mozart couldn't make a composition as beautiful as you
"I now pronounce you dumped and single. You may now kiss my ass."
John, look me in the eyes. All of my life I needed a strong, good looking, confident man and you
are the one who can help me find someone like that.
Your fur is red, so beautiful, like an angel in disguise.
I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I’ve forgotten your number, cutie.
Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
Seeing that you're new here, let me show you where the water fountain is...the next drink's on me.
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
You're so beautiful; your birthday should be a national holiday.
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
Are you sure you're not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round.
You're the second greatest thing to happen to me. Jesus being the first.
I’ve always wanted to be a farmer’s wife.
Girl, you are the spark that lights my fire.
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Come on, I’ll give you a tour of my tent...
The only crime I will ever commit is stealing your heart.
Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
Hey girl, are you looking for your knight in shining armor?
Well I just happen to be wearing the full armor of God.
"You could be drinking whole [milk] if you wanted to."
- Napoleon Dynamite (2004)
Pretty lady, I guess wishes do come true, seeing as a boy like me met a a girl like you.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Well… I gotta de-Clara, I think I’ve just fallen in love.
Hey Cameron, did you know your name was an anagram for romance?
Hey baby, mind if I send my probe into your wormhole?
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I think you're barbe-cute.
I came here looking for a little tail.
Are you a microprocessor or are you etching to see me.
Your fragrance lights up my life.
You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I'd take my last breath to say "I Love You".
Boy: Want to hear a joke?
Girlfriend: Sure.
Boy: Our relationship.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
You warm my heart more than the salted caramel hot chocolate on a cold winter day.
Did you just fart?
Why, because I blew you away?
No, because you smell like sh*t.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Girl, if we were lymphocytes, you’d be a natural killer.
Your profile pic is so cute. The human isn't too bad looking either.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Ouch! You are giving me a good kind of toothache just because of your sweetness.
I'm a gymnast, so if you're down for some mattress yoga, count me in!
You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation. Did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
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