Are you a pile of soiled dishes? Because I want to spend the entire evening with you.
Girl you must have swallowed a speaker, cause your beauty is louder than the rest
May I tie your shoe?
Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.
I have successfully managed to synthesize a protein that makes two people fall in love. Do you want to try it?
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You made my life a mess
Please call a clean-up crew
The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.
Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Your heart stops when you sneeze. Kind of like what happens when I think of you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In all this land, there’s no lady fairer than you.
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
Everywhere’s a palace when I get to be with Alice
I've got something to tell you that I think you ought to know, That my eyes are on you baby.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Can I have your number so I can call you anytime I miss you?
Are you from South England? Cause you Brighton up my day
Oh, Darling, I'd like to be in your octopus garden
Are you a lexicographer? Because you make my life more meaningful.
Well, I have to say I am William-pressed with you
Nice Ass-teroid.
Whenever I see you my heart races. I hope to win first place.
Sorry, but I can only be with you twice.
That's Now...and Forever.
I just gotta say, you and that dog are looking awfully fetching in your photos.
I heard kissing is the language of love so...
Do you wanna start a conversation?
Are you glitter? Because you add sparkle to my life
You look a lot like my next victim.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago.
So how many cats do you have?
Sorry if I seem shy or nervous around you,
I have a bit of phobia, I'm afraid of attractive people like you.
I don't know what gate I'm boarding at, but I hope it's close to yours.
Get that red light ready, because you and I are about to score.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.
I was wondering if you like science because I have had my ion you for some time.
The direction fields of my heart all point to you.
Hey I love your shoes, they would look even better if they were running alongside me.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
Coffee, tea, or just more of me?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me.
Do you need more sugar or am I sweet enough?
I must be the sun, and you must be earth, cause the closer we get, the hotter you become.
Your Zygomaticus Major is the best thing that I have witnessed.
Hey baby are you American cheese because you come as a single now.
This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you.
Someone said you were looking for me.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me!
Man: "Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir?" (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Woman: "Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter." (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I'd gladly make you a drink
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