What do whales do when they get angry?
They blow up and then let off steam.
What is the most expensive kind of fish?
The goldfish.
I got an email today saying I could win $10,000 in a fishing competition.
But I'm sure there's a catch involved somewhere.
How do you circumcise a whale?
You send down four skin divers.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee-fish!
How do clams call their friends?
Clams call their friends on their shell phones!
What’s the easiest way to catch fish? Have someone throw it at you!
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
How do fish go into business?
The start on a small scale.
How do you make a fish laugh?
Tell it a whale of a tale.
What is a dolphin’s favorite TV show? Whale of fortune.
How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop him a line.
If you can think of a better fish pun, let minnow.
What is the funniest fish in the sea?
A clownfish.
What kind of fish do you find in a bird cage?
A perch!
Why is it easy to spot a Cinderella-fish? They have glass flippers!
How does an octopus go to war?
Well-armed!
Did you hear about the crab who went to a seafood disco?
He pulled a mussel.
My wife got stung by a jellyfish and said, “Quick, pee on it!” So I peed on it and said…
“That’s for stinging my wife!”
What do you call two octopuses that look alike?
I-tentacle twins!
Why did the fish blush?
Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
Why do fish not like computers?
Because they are worried about getting caught in the Inter-net.
What do fish take to stay healthy?
Fish take Vitamin Sea to stay healthy!
What do fish use to weigh themselves?
Scales!
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