What's an egg's favorite movie?
Over Easy Rider.
Why can't you tease egg whites?
Because they can't take a yolk.
Where do Eskimos keep their eggs?
In the egg-loo.
Why did the egg go to school?
To get egg-ucated.
What crime is an egg most afraid of?
Poaching.
Who tells the best egg jokes?
Comedi-hens.
What did Snow White call her chicken?
Egg White.
Why is the chef so mean?
He beats the eggs.
My son's has never really had much of an appetite.
But suddenly today he's eaten a dozen Kinder eggs whole.
He's full of surprises.
How did the egg get up the hill?
It scrambled up.
How does a hen leave its house?
Through the eggs-it.
When I was younger, I once smashed up a nest of heron's eggs.
No egrets.
What kind of eggs does a confused chicken lay?
Scrambled eggs.
If you can't beat them...
Just have your eggs fried.
Why did the hen lay her egg on the axe?
She wanted to hatchet.
What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan?
It scrambled.
Eggs are going up again.
That'll surprise a few chickens.
How do eggs get around?
On a s-egg-way.
What did the egg say to the clown?
You crack me up.
What type of egg refuses to come out of his shell?
An egg-arophobic.
My son's asked for a strange Christmas present this year. It's really cheap though so I don't mind.
I'm not sure why he wants an eggs box though.
How do comedians like their eggs?
Funny side up.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
How do monsters like their eggs?
Terri-fried.
How many French eggs do you need?
One egg is un oeuf.
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