And what's its favorite Bob Marley song? Don't Worry, Be Frappé.
What did the horny woman say about her coffee?
That coffee’s not the only thing that’s hot and wet this morning.
You may want to seek help if you feel despresso when you don't have coffee.
How do you know if you’ve had enough coffee?
You channel surf faster without the remote.
What's the best Beatles' song to play at a coffee shop? Latte Be.
The hipster burnt his tongue. He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
What did the coffee say to its date? Hey there, hot stuff.
What do baristas say to their least-favorite customers? You mocha me crazy.
She'll take whatever beans necessary to get her daily cup of coffee. Whatever. Beans. Necessary.
How is divorce like espresso? It's bitter and expensive.
What did the coffee lover name his son?
Joe, obviously.
And what should every barista say to their customers? Have a brew-tiful day.
The pot of coffee he just made is basically break fluid.
Why was the coffee-shop worker fired? He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.
Did you hear about the guy who put little G.I. Joe soldiers at the bottom of his coffee cup?
He’d heard that the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup!
What do you call a cow who’s just given birth?
De-calf-inated!
How are guys just like coffee?
The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night!
How did the coffee show its love? It said, "Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me."
What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee? Their friendship came to a bitter end.
What did the two coffee lovers say on their wedding day? We were meant to bean together.
Last night I was kidnapped by Aliens. They forced to work providing teas and coffees on their spaceship.
I told one alien that I couldn't find any milk. He said "In space, no one can. Here, use cream."
What's a barista's favorite morning mantra? Rise and grind.
Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
What did the coffee addict say to his doctor?
I don’t have a problem with coffee. I have a problem without it!
She was a little hesitant to try the new caramel flavor, but she decided to give it a shot, anyway.
How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
You spilled your entire cup of coffee? What's sumatra with you?
What's a barista's favorite exercise at the gym? The French press.
How did Henry VIII like his coffee? Decap.
What do you call it when you walk into a coffee shop and feel like you've been there before? Déja-brew.
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