Have you heard what happened to unemployed perfume makers?
They are not making any scents.
My toilet just turned one today.
It was her bidet.
I always wanted to keep my wisdom teeth but I just went to the dentist and it looks like they're gonna have to be removed...
To be honest this is pretty de-molar-izing.
What do you call pig shampoo?
Hogwash.
Two flies were sitting on a urinal. Everything was going well between them, until one got pissed.
Turns out our washing machine DOES have a “baby poop” setting.
It’s called “Heavy Doody”
Where does Batman go to take a dump?
To the batroom of course!
Police are appealing to the man who stole all the soap from the supermarket
To come clean
I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today.
It was clogged.
I just broke my wife’s favorite perfume bottle, she’s gonna be fuming!
What do you call a white bear that's shaped like a tooth?
A Molar Bear.
I wanted to redo the flooring in my bathroom, but I did not have enough tiles...
It was a few'tile effort.
What did the flirty shower head say?
"Every naked person I see turns me on!"
Once we were so poor, we only had a calendar to use as toilet paper.
Now those days are behind me.
My shampoo bottle was empty. I turned to the only other bottle in the shower and said, "help me body wash...
You're my only soap!"
My friend claims he works in a soap factory, adding a key ingredient to the process...
He's a lye-er.
Why do toilet paper rolls have trust issues?
They're always getting ripped off.
I once knew an arrogant sponge.
He was very self absorbed
My wife says to me this morning "Our son's toothbrush is getting fraid"
I say "What's it so fraid of?"
Poo jokes...
Are funny sh**.
My wife is mad at me because I took a dump on the roof...
How can I wipe the slate clean?
What do you call an East-European cosmetic?
Nail Polish.
I go through so much shampoo it's just ridiculous!
I don't know, maybe my head is bigger than most but it does say to use a cap full.
My girlfriend left me while I was crying in the bathroom with constipation. She told me that I was so full of it.
It was the hardest dump I ever took.
People who pretends to never go taking a dump are full of sh**.
Only a**holes use bidets.
What must a witty perfume have?
Scents of humor.
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