What is a cat’s favorite song? Three blind mice!
What do you call an ant who can see into the future?
Clairvoy-ant.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
I went to the zoo today....
only to find out that some aquatic mammals had escaped.
It was otter chaos.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What do you call an ant with big hair?
Bouff-ant.
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
An army of werewolves is known as a Fur-eign Legion.
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering.
Polygon but not forgotten.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a sloth? A slow leopard.
How do llamas say “Merry Christmas” in Spanish?
Fleece Navidad.
What’s the coldest fish in the sea?
A blue whale!
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
Why did the sailor throw a penny into the whale’s mouth?
The sailor thought he was was a wishing whale!
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
I had a nightmare about being attacked by a shark.
When I woke up I realized it was just a bream.
Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
What did the pig say to his friend who had been cheated upon?
Please don't go bacon this relationship.
What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Flight attendant.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
What do you call a parrot without feathers? Bald!
Why couldn’t the dog fit in his clothes?
He was a little husky
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
A zoo owner introduced his tiger to the visitors by saying "this is the most paw-some tiger at the zoo".
How do you find zebra?
Look under zeshirt.
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
Why are kangaroos good at brewing beer?
They have hops.
Where do otters keep their money? In the river bank!
How do bears keep their houses cool in summer?
Bear conditioning.
Q: Why do the tiger not attack the farm?
A: He was a little bit sheepish.
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
A lion would never play golf.
But a Tiger Wood.
How do clams call their friends?
Clams call their friends on their shell phones!
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
Why don’t monkeys wear pocket watches?
Because they don’t wear pants.
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
Because their feet smell.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree at me. It was a hambush.
Where do penguins go to the movies?
At the dive-in!
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