Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.
Q. What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
What do you call an alligator who is wearing crocs on his feet?
A traitor.
What do you call a dog that sneezes?
Achoo-huahua.
What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultry-geist.
What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
Swimming trunks!
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you get if you cross a lobster with a telephone?
A snappy talk.
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
Local restaurant has kangaroo loin and it’s actually pretty good
It’s been awhile since I had it, but I remember it being a little jumpy and has a kick.
How do turtles communicate with each other?
With shell phones.
Why was the penguin popular?
Because he was an ice guy.
Who dosent eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey because it is always stuffed.
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.
What did the llama say to the grass?
“Nice gnawing you!”
Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
I was driving through the safari park when my sat nav said “bear left”. It was clearly a zebra.
My dog takes so long to get ready. He can never chews what to wear.
What would you rather be, a polar bear or a little otter. A little (h)otter
What did the snail say to the other who had hit him and run off? I'll get you next slime!
What do you call a group of whale musicians?
An orca-stra.
The killer whale planned its attack on the seals for weeks.
It was very carefully orca-strated.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up.
What does a English turkey say to another English turkey on Thanksgiving morning? "Excuse Me... ahem... To be or not to be roasted, that is the question!"
What kind of horse do you ride after dark?
A night mare.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite year?
A leap year.
I love walking my neighbor’s dog. It’s the leashed I can do.
What was the owl’s favorite Whitney Houston song?
Owl always love you.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
What type of snake does a baby play with?
A rattlesnake.
Escaped snakes make some people hiss-terical.
I bought my rabbit a fancy new hutch. But he doesn’t seem to carrot all.
Why did the rabbit like the adventure? It was a “hare-raising tail.”
What’s the difference between a dog and a gator?
A dog’s bark is worse than its bite.
Where does a lobster keep its clothes?
In the clawset!
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato.
What do you can an ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
How do the cool camels say hello?
"How you dune?"
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