Why did the giraffe graduate early?
He was head and shoulders above the rest of the class.
How do you make a fish laugh?
Tell it a whale of a tale.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
How tall is a spider?
Eight foot.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What do you call an ant that doesn’t sink?
Bouy-ant.
How do you circumcise a whale?
You send down four skin divers.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What do you get if you put an alligator in a blender?
Gatorade.
What did the Easter Bunny say to its partner? We make one egg-celllent couple.
Why are frogs so happy?
Because they eat whatever bugs them.
What did the boyfriend mouse say too the girlfriend mouse family? Mice too meet you.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
My uncles petshop really started doing well when he started selling parrots. They literally flew off the shelves.
Dog to Waiter: Are there any bones in this?
Waiter to Dog: Yes sir, why’s that?
Dog to Waiter: Because I really dig them!
Where should you never take your dogs shopping?
The flea market.
What do you call twin baby kangaroos?
Roo-mMates!
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
What’s a whale’s favorite movie?
The Humpback Of Notre Dame.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
My son wanted a pet spider but they're to expensive.
I told him I'll get him one off the web.
I nearly kicked my dog out, but we renegotiated the terms of his leash.
What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian.
My two cats had a fight today.
They soon hissed and made up though.
What's the difference between Cloepatra and King Arthur?
One had Camelot and one had a lot of camels.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What do whales do when they get angry?
They blow up and then let off steam.
What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?
Camembert.
What do you get if you cross a pelican and zebra? Two streets further away.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
How many limbs does an alligator have?
It all depends on what he ate for lunch, dinner and breakfast.
Where does a 500-pound penguin sit?
Anywhere it wants.
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A pair of swimming trunks.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
I told my wife that I saw a sheep pondering its place in the world.
She asked me, “Can ewe even imagine?”
What did a duck say to the comedian?
You quack me up.
What kind of dog sniffs out flowers?
A bud hound.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
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