Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
Because they have two left feet.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
What do you call a frog spy?
A croak and dagger agent.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
Why don't you want to sleep in the sheep pen?
It would be total bedlam!!
What do you call an elephant with an aerial on his head?
An elephant-enna.
Why was the Navy Seal sad?
He doesn't like the color blue.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
How does a horse drink wine?
With a de-canter.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
When the wolf stood on the grape, the latter said nothing but let out a little bit of a wine.
Where do horses get their weaves from?
Mane.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What’s the difference between a worm and pumpkin?
Have you ever tried worm pie?
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
The sheep says to the shepherd "you're an jerk and I hate you!" and the shepherd says "Say what?"
And the sheep goes "You herd me!"
What's the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?
One's awake in the night and the other's a wake in the day.
You were mauled by a gang of squirrels. You want to sue them but no lawyer wants to take your case. Why?
They think you are nuts.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read? Ones with Hoppy Endings.
What do you call dogs who pay in the snow?
Slush puppies.
No one really enjoys crying wolf. However, the boy did cry just to get a howling experience.
Why do pigs make awful football players?
They don’t like playing with the “pig skin.”
Did you hear about the croc calling the frog? He just croc-o-dialled.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien?
A Mars-upial.
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
How does a shark greet a fish?
Pleased to eat you.
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
Who’s the head of the penguin navy?
Admiral Byrd!
Why couldn’t the dog say, “Ahhh”?
Because the cat got his tongue.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
What is the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo?
A booffalo.
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Got a pet zebra, didn’t realise how hungry they are. He eats like a horse.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
What did the bus driver say to the frog?
Hop on.
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