The ancient Egyptian people knew how to prepare delicious jams. It was only because of their skill of preserving things.
Q: What game show did pharaohs like the most?
A: The $20,000 pyramid.
The photographer mummy was done with his shoot. So he told his crew to wrap it up.
Q: Why was the Pharaoh boastful?
A: Because he Sphinx he's the best.
What happens to Egyptian girls who forget to take their pills?
They become mummies.
What type of food do mummies like?
Chicken wraps.
Q: Why couldn't the Pharaoh sing?
A: He hurt his larSphinx
What do you call a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts? A Pharaoh Roche.
What did one pyramid say to the other? Hey! Where's your mummy?
Which underwear does King Tut wear?
Fruit of the tomb!
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