The man says, "I'll show you, but only if you get me a beer."
So of course the bartender gets the man a beer. The man drinks it. He pulls out a tiny human from the box, then a tiny piano. The little man sits down and starts playing the piano with skill.
"Wow!" exclaims the bartender. "That's amazing! Where did you get him from?"
"For another beer, I'll tell you," says the man. So the bartender gets the man another beer. The man drinks it and says: "I got it from a genie."
"Really? A real genie??" says the bartender. "Do you think I could borrow him for one little wish?"
And for another beer the man agrees, but warns: "Speak loudly - he's 3,000 years old and a little deaf.”
The bartender gets the man another beer. The man drinks it and gives the bartender the lamp.
The bartender rubs the lamp and the genie pops out, looking very old. "Master, I grant you one wish. What is it?" says the tired old genie.
"I wish for a million bucks!"
All of a sudden a million ducks start flying into the room. "What the heck is this?!? I wished for a million bucks not a million ducks!" shouts the bartender in anger.
Joke: Getting Away With It
A bartender is having difficulty keeping track of who has or hasn't paid for their drinks. Seeing an opportunity, a trio of men try their luck...
This Joke Starts with a Man Walking into a Bar...
A man enters a bar and orders a beer. To his delight, he's only charged 1c for it. Similarly, steak dinner is only 4c, but there's a reason for the cheapness...
Hilarious: Are You Sure That's What You Really Want?
A man has a rather unusual request for a genie that he finds in a lamp on a Californian beach.
Joke: I Bet You I Can Reach That Glass!
A man and bets a barman that he's able to urinate in a glass located on the far side of his bar. The barman agrees, but doesn't know what else is going on...
Joke: She Still Likes to Have a Drink
An old lady is celebrating her 80th birthday aboard a cruise ship. The bartender buys her a drink, and she proceeds to have a few...
These Adorably Cute & Funny Comic Strips Are So Relatable!
Fowl Language Comics was created by Brian Gordon, who says he draws much inspiration from his struggles as a parent. Take a look at his hilarious illustrations!
FUNNY: I’m Guessing These People Don’t Believe in Safety
These people clearly don’t care about safety.
You're Busted! Hilarious 'Crime' Gags
This compilation is so funny it should be illegal! ).
Classic Comedy: The Most Hilarious Breakfast Ever Made...
This is one of the funniest comedy sketches of all time, in my opinion. Because when it comes to breakfast, timing is everything.
HILARIOUS: 14 Cat Comics That'll Make You Laugh Out Loud!
This hilarious cat comics, drawn by Scott Metzger, perfectly capture the nature of cats.
Forget Your Worries and Laugh With Some Hilarious Cartoons
Take a break from the hustle and bustle of your everyday life and enjoy these one-panel comics by artist Dave Coverly.
Should We Really “Beware” These Cute Doggies?
These signs ask us to “beware” of these dogs. But we think you will end up laughing at them.
Hilarious Comedy: Don't Invite Mr. Bean to a Wedding...
Why on Earth did anyone think to invite Mr. Bean to the wedding? Well, frankly, I'm glad they did.
Laugh Compilation: Best of Destructive Pranks!
The best destructive pranks of 2019, performed by the lovely Just For Laughs crew.
Hilarious: The Silliest Things in Life are FINALLY Explained
I have never seen more accurate and hilarious assessments of our daily lives, then these simple graphs.
12 Hilarious Newspaper Blunders That Had Us Chuckling
These newspaper blunders are unfortunate, but very funny!
These Funny One-Liners Are Utterly Hilarious
These monsters are out to make you giggle. They've got no less than 20 one-liners to share with you, and we bet you'll be in fits of laughter in no time.
14 “Genius” DIY Fixes That Get the Job Done—Almost!
Some people come up with the most creative solutions for their everyday problems.
Classic Comedy: Patience is a Virtue... or IS IT?
When this man was walking down the street, something caught his eyes...
Only Senior Citizens Can Relate to This Hilarious Advice
If you're over the age of 60, you'll definitely be able to relate to these light-hearted statements.
Classic Comedy: You Should Always Carry Your Library Card!
A routine teacher-parent meeting starts bad and just gets worse...
14 English Oddities That Will Make You Laugh!
There are some pretty odd languages in the world, but surely nothing comes close to matching English's absurdities? Take a look at these oddities.
19 Hilarious Perks of Becoming a Senior Citizen!
There are many amusing perks that only come as a result of old age. Here are a selection of them!
These Hilarious Tweets Show What Marriage Is REALLY Like...
These Tweets from newly-married men take away all the glamour and mystery from marriage, however their spin on things is nothing short of hilarious.
17 Silly Signs that May Bring a Smile to Your Face
These public signs will make you laugh your socks off!
This Cartoonist Had No Idea About the Cat He Was Rescuing
When cartoonist Lucas Turnbloom rescued a cat, little did he know of the shenanigans she'd get up to. Take a look at the hilariously adorable "How to Cat"!
Only Grammar Nerds Will Appreciate These Jokes
These grammar jokes are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone.
HILARIOUS: These Warning Signs are NOT Doing Their Job...
These warning signs are not doing their job well, are they?
These Funny Bird Pictures Will Make You Laugh
We wanted to make you laugh with these crazy bird photos.
18 Cat Cartoons That Will Brighten Your Day!
Enjoy a new collection of cat comics by cartoonist Mark Parisi.
18 Terrible Sign Designs That Will Have You Bust a Gut
Feeling down? Well, after reading these 18 side-splitting signs, you will no longer have that problem on your hands...
Funny Sketch! If He Doesn't Know the Answer, Why Not Pass?
Eric and Ernie are like chalk and cheese. While one plays it straight, the other is all over the place. Do you remember this legendary Mastermind sketch?
Hilarious Signs We Just Can't Understand
If you thought that the previous “bad English” sign fails we posted were funny, wait until you see these 20 hilarious signs!
These Uproarious Cartoons Make Age a Hilarious Affair...
These comics show that the best way to deal with aging is to have good old laugh it!
Have You Ever Seen More Hilarious Animal Photos?
Just like humans, animals have their hilarious moments too.
These Funny Notes Were Left For Inconsiderate Thieves
Sometimes, people don’t take very kindly to have their stuff stolen…
These Funny Responses are Historically Delightful
The art of witty comebacks was created and perfected many years ago. Take a look at this collection of the wittiest comebacks.
Hilarious: 15 Witty Bar and Restaurant Signs
These bars and restaurants deserve a visit just for their funny signs.
Hilarious & Shocking Photos Show Us Why Women Live Longer
Women usually live longer than men and the following photographs show exactly why! Take a look!
These Husband-and-Wife Pranks Are Too Funny Not to Share...
Here are 20 of the funniest things that husbands and boyfriends have done to surprise their significant others.
22 Of the Funniest Language Jokes and Puns
Time for some humor! Enjoy these 22 grammar puns & jokes.
Well, You Can't Say These People Aren't Creative...
These 17 examples of nonstandard thinking intrigued us and made us laugh.
Captured Irony: 17 Photos That Will Make You Laugh
The amusing pictures below showcase 17 ironic situations that seem impossible!
Norwegian is a Hilarious Language, Who Knew?!
What's a lard ring or an eye stabber? Well, isn't it obvious - it's Norwegian for a doughnut and dragonfly respectively. Who knew this language was so much fun?!