This is the Cheekiest Dictionary
If you think dictionaries were dry and pedantic, you'd be right. That is, they were, until these cheeky definitions came along.
Joke: How to Tell Time
A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly...
Joke: Once Upon a Time...
When I was in my younger days, I weighed a few pounds less. I needn’t hold my tummy in To wear a belted dress.
Joke: The Staring Viking
A Viking sailed across Europe challenging people to staring...
Joke: The Animal Stars
A man walked into a bar. He sat down and asked the bartender...
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Cheeky Joke: No Need For Painkillers
The other day, a gentleman went to the dentist's office to have a tooth pulled.
Joke: Pissing Off a Blonde
A young blond woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
Joke: What Would You Prefer?
It was a man's 80th birthday and his friends wanted to get him a special gift.
Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband
A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...
Joke: Little Johnny Gives an Answer...
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
Joke: But You Said...
A prostitute standing outside a motel in a small town saw...
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