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10 Parenting Tips that Saves You From Yelling

It happened again; The kids did something bad, you yelled at them, and now you feel guilty... To stop this harmful habit, read the following 10 tips.

Joke: Why Does My Wife Always Yell At Me At Night?

When two married men are discussing how not to get yelled at after a night out, it appears that one of the men has an inspired solution...

This Joke is One of the Best: Forget Me Not...

Three sisters of age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One night the 96 year old draws a bath...

Joke Today: The Prison Numbers

A man is sent to prison for the first time, there he finds out a very bizarre custom...

Beware Where You Sit - Hilarious!

This hilarious prank left some coffee shop goers shocked as the chair they sat in suddenly rose up to yell at them! A great classic gag.

Hilarious: Which Beverage Would You Like to Land in, Sir?

When three men happen across a magician in the desert, he tells them that they can go down the slide and land in a beverage of their choice...

Joke: Firefighter Lovemaking Rules

This joke begins with a firefighter wanting his wife to adopt a new routine...

Joke: The Rock Climbing CEO

A CEO went on a rock climbing trip with one of his employees.

Joke: Mother, I Have a Question...

this joke begins with a girl who came skipping home from school one day...

Have You Heard This Joke? An Easy Ride...

A man heads to a riding stable in order to purchase a new horse. The stable owner recommends a particular horse to him. He didn't know what he was in for!

Hilarious: This Man Has a Delivery For Nelson Mandela

When Nelson Mandela gets a knock on his door from an angry Chinese deliveryman, he doesn't quite know what to do about it...

Joke: The Religious Tennis Match

A bishop and a bishop are having a tennis match....

In a Backyard Far, Far Away - Charming Child's Tale!

A charming kids' poem to read to your little ones!

This Joke Starts With a Man and a Woman Fast Asleep...

This husband got a rude surprise...

Joke: How to Annoy Nelson Mandela

When Nelson Mandela gets a knock on his door from an angry Chinese deliveryman, he doesn't quite know what to do about it...

Joke: This Wife Can't Help But Make Comparisons...

These bulls sure know how to perform!

Joke: This Truck Stop Is Absolutely Relentless!

A trucker is desperately trying to get some sleep, but he keeps being disturbed by joggers wanting to know the time. He soon comes up with a plan...

This Joke Starts With Some Annoying Early Morning Joggers

A trucker is desperately trying to get some sleep, but he keeps being disturbed by joggers wanting to know the time. He soon comes up with a plan...

Joke: Two Roofers in a Fix

Two roofers are working on the roof of a barn when a slight mishap means that they knock the ladder over. Fortunately, there's another way down...

Today's Joke: Confusing Instructions (Rude)

They were simple instructions, or so she thought...

Joke: The Deaf Mute Golfer

A deaf mute steps up to tee off on the first hole of a golf course, when a large burly guy yells "Hey You!, Nobody tees off ahead of Big Ralph".

Joke: Beer For Everyone!

A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender...

Joke: In Life, They Say That What Goes Up Must Come Down

A man goes skydiving for the first time, but things begin to go awry as soon as he leaves the plane. Something even more surprising happens...

Joke: Deer Hunting With Daughter Goes Very Wrong

This joke begins with a hunter taking his daughter on her very first hunting trip when things go a bit wrong...

Anger Always Comes Back: An Important Story!

This story will teach you the importance of staying positive and not passing on anger to those around you!

Joke: Pedro Knows All the Quotes

It was the first day of school and a new student named Pedro, the son of a Mexican telecom tycoon, entered the fourth grade.

This Joke Begins With 3 Men Wanting to Leave Hell...

This joke begins with a few people trying to escape hell. Satan gives them a challenge...

The Caterpillar, the Horse and the Parrot - Animal Jokes!

Funny Animal Jokes!

Joke: The Bartender and the Jackass

I was sitting at a bar when a man walked in....

Desmond and Kurt Are Approached By a Beggar (Funny)

When two college students happen upon a beggar, they decide against giving him money, but their reasoning might not be all that correct...

Joke: A Black Cat With a White Spot

Kent and Bob were talking.

This Joke Starts With Three Drunk Men Getting In a Taxi

Three guys have been out drinking when they decide to get a cab and head home, but the taxi driver seems to have other ideas...

This Joke Starts With a New Priest Getting Advice

A newly-ordained priest is about to begin hearing confessions from the faithful, but he's nervous about how to go about it. He asks an older priest...

Receptionist, You Must Come Quickly (Hilarious Joke)

A receptionist is alerted to the presence of a man outside the window of an old lady who's staying at the hotel. She goes to investigate the problem...

Joke: Father May Object

A joke from the old west

Joke: Little Johnny is Asked About Jesus

A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday...

Joke: The Emergency Situation

A car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. The lady driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road...

Have You Heard This Joke? That's NOT What It Means

An old woman gets a flat tire on the interstate. She immediately begins to take what she believes are the appropriate precautions...

Today's Joke: The Wrong Accessory (Rude)

It's amazing what the right purchase can do...

Joke: This Blind Guy Has a Joke to Tell...

A blind man enters a bar, carefully, and finds his way to a barstool.

Joke: The Preacher's Paycheck

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise.

Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk

An old man seems to be asking for it when he keeps annoying a huge guy at the pub...

Naughty Joke: These Days Are Much More Liberal, Grandma

When a granddaughter comes downstairs in a see-through blouse and without a bra on, grandma plots a fitting response for her not doing as she says...

Joke: A Bored Husband in Target

This joke begins with a wife getting a letter from Target about her husband's behavior...

Joke: A Medical Opinion About Brexit

Should Brexit take place? The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves...

Hilarious: There Are Ways to Refuse Gifts, Pastor!

This pastor is so faithful to the word of God that his congregation ends up footing the bill for his sizable family...

Today's Joke: A Large Wager...

Sometimes things at the nursing home heat up...

Hilarious: The Best of Little Johnny Jokes!

I'm always partial to a good Little Johnny joke, but when there's a collection of them in one place, you know there'll be people falling about laughing...

Have You Heard This One? Breaking Down in the Desert

This hilarious joke all begins with an untimely breakdown...

Joke: The Missionary, the Chief and the Bike

A missionary who had spent years showing a tribe of natives how to farm and build things to be self-sufficient gets word that he is to return home.

Have You Heard This Joke? Dangerous Mother Nature! (Rude)

This game of golf went in a very unexpected direction...

Joke: The Abusive Patient and the Patient Doctor

This joke begins with a very irritating patient insulting everyone at the doctor's office.

Joke: Why So Happy?

This professor had a very interesting idea about love making...

Joke: The Old Golf Partner

When a husband and wife are discussing golf, the husband is surprised at her suggestion of a golfing buddy for him. But he soon realizes she has a point...

Joke: The Mayoral Solution

A large sinkhole opens up on a remote town....

Have You Heard This Joke? Teaching New Words...

When learning a new language, some confusion is bound to occur.

Let's Hear Robin William's World Plan

Got To Hear Robin William's Brilliant World Plan - The Next UN Ambassador!

When This Young Man Prays, Bad Things Happen... (Funny)

Although this boy prays with good intentions, the effect of him doing so have serious consequences for his biological relatives...

Today's Joke: The Wrong Accessory (Rude)

It's amazing what the right purchase can do...

This Woman Has Found a Winning Ticket, But...

When a blonde is the recipient of a winning ticket at a restaurant, she immediately ascends into euphoria, telling everyone she has won a motore home, but...

Have You Heard This Joke? Why So Happy?

This professor had a very interesting idea about love making...

Joke: Driving Senior

Two senior ladies were out for a Sunday drive in a huge car. Neither of them could really see too much over the dashboard.

10 Harmful Childrearing Mistakes That Parents Should Avoid

Parenting is the most challenging job in the world and it's natural to make mistakes, but some are more harmful to your children than others...

Funny Joke: The Chihuahua Guard Dog!

This joke begins with a husband off to find a good guard dog....

Have You Heard This Joke? A Problem With the Horse

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse...

7 Signs That Your Family is Dealing with Too Much Stress

The stress we experience affects most of the family, especially the children. Learn how to identify if your family is too stressed, and how to relieve it.

Hilarious: An Old Woman Won't Be Beaten Twice

When an old man dies and comes back to life sometime later, his wife can't believe it. The second time he goes, she makes sure she won't be bothered again...

Joke: A Secret Passed From Husband to Husband...

Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says,

Joke: The Golden Toilets

This joke starts with two boys and one outlandish claim.

A Gentleman and a Blonde Don't Seem to Be on the Same Page

This hot date is only going in one direction...

Joke: Never Forget...

This joke won't forget to make you laugh!

This Joke Starts With An Old Man Using Cold Water to Clean

A great joke about the best way to clean dishes...

Great Joke: Do You Mind Moaning?

This woman doesn't understand her husband's wishes...

Joke: A Bizarre Afterlife

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber...

Funny Joke: It's All About the Badge...

This joke starts with a clueless DEA police officer...

Mom, You Haven't Got the Terminology Right (Funny Joke)

When a young man comes to pick up Peggy Sue for a date, her mom starts telling him what her daughter likes to do all night long...

Joke: A Boy and His Whisper

This joke begins with a little boy who really needs to pee...

Today's Joke: He Will Never Forget...

This joke won't forget to make you laugh!

Joke: The Tourist and the Farmer's Daughter

Many years ago a man was travelling through the mountains of Switzerland. Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep.

Funny: I Didn't Expect Things To Work Out Like This!

A little old lady is testifying in court following a homicide that occurred on her property, but her defense attorney didn't expect the responses he received.

Have You Heard This Joke? The Free Runner

He may be a bit too free with his style of running...

Funny Joke: This Is How a Peaceful Marriage Works

Could this be the secret to a happy marriage? Hilarious!

This Joke Starts With Mrs. Jones Talking to a Minister

A hilarious joke about proper church behavior...