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Joke: The Boss, The Factory Worker and the Light

Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."

Joke: The Unorthodox Doctor

A woman went to her doctor's clinic. She was seen by one of the doctors,...

Joke: Well, It Can't Get Any Worse...

In a distant city at a bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt, with matching tight leather boots and jacket...

This Man Has Quite the Excuse for Cheating on His Wife!

A woman came home to find her husband in bed with another woman. His excuse will have you crying in laughter!

This Joke Starts With a Woman Joining a Country Club

A woman joins a country-club and sets out to play with the guys at 6.30am. She immediately impresses them with her golfing prowess...

This Joke Begins With a Woman and 3 Wishes...

An old woman finds a genie and gets 3 wishes in this hilarious joke.

Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her

A newlywed couple are about to consummate their marriage as they're expected to, but neither of them have any idea what they're doing...

Hilarious: Can I Have a Penny For Your Thoughts, Lad?

A Scottish lad and lass are sitting on a heathery hillside in the Highlands when they begin to converse...

This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple At a Travel Agency

Two elderly people are spotted by a travel agent at his agency's window. He promptly invites them in and discusses sending them on a dream vacation...

This Joke Starts With a Middle-aged Lady Going to Hospital

A woman suffers a heart attack and ends up in hospital. She has a near-death experience, but awakens. She decides to get some work done...

This Joke Starts With a Christian Lady On a Business Trip

A Christian business lady is asked why she always carries her Bible with her. She begins to respond...

Why Has It Gone Hard? (Hilarious Joke)

Two boys are playing by a stream when they see a naked woman. One of the boys quickly runs off.

Receptionist, You Must Come Quickly (Hilarious Joke)

A receptionist is alerted to the presence of a man outside the window of an old lady who's staying at the hotel. She goes to investigate the problem...

How Much is My Bill Again!? (Hilarious Joke)

A woman takes her motionless dog to the vet, only for him to confirm that he is in fact dead. He employs a special method just to make sure...

I Wonder Why the Elderly Lady Didn't Raise Her Hand (Joke)

During a Sunday sermon, a preacher speaks about forgiving one's enemies in life. During a show of hands, a little old lady fails to raise hers...

This Lovely Lady Has a Message For the Manager (Hilarious)

A rather attractive woman leaves the ladies' room in a bar, and has a message for the manager. She turns her attentions to the barman to get it across...

Hilarious: Excuse Me, Can I Borrow Your Blanket Please?

A man and a woman are both in a sleeping carriage on a train, but the man is feeling cold and decides to ask for a blanket. He isn't prepared for the response..

Two Farm Boys Give Some "Assistance" to a Woman (Funny)

When a woman's car breaks down in the countryside, she begins walking down the road to a farmhouse to ask for assistance. She soon meets two farmers...

Hilarious: Nah Son, We Shouldn't Eat That One

Father and son cannibals are traveling through the jungle when they find something (someone) to eat. They soon hatch a plan...

He Was Lucky That This Woman Was There to Save Him (Funny)

A man is at a restaurant with his son when he begins to choke on three nickels that he was given to play with. A well-dressed woman calmly walks over to help...

Funny Joke: I Need to Explain To You What That Is, Madam

A woman has a particularly odd problem with her nether region, so she chooses to visit a doctor to see if he can help...

This Woman Has Found a Winning Ticket, But...

When a blonde is the recipient of a winning ticket at a restaurant, she immediately ascends into euphoria, telling everyone she has won a motore home, but...

The Differences Between Men and Women Are Highly Apparent

This woman is worried about her boyfriend's behavior, but he doesn't seem to be bothered at all...

Excuse Me Miss, But Do You Need a Hand There? (Funny)

When a beautiful lady attempts to board a bus, little did she know that her chosen outfit for the day was going to cause a whole load of problems...

A Man Visits a Brothel With Ulterior Motives (Funny)

When a man visits a brothel and asks for the most expensive girl in there on consecutive days, people start to suspect that he's up to something...

Hilarious! How Do You Tell a Lady's Age? (RUDE)

When one woman turns 50, she decides to do something about her appearance. Everyone is a winner, right?

Hilarious: The Difference Before and After Being Married

A hilarious joke that shows you the difference between before and after getting married...

Hilarious! Buying a Bed Takes Some Thought...(RUDE)

When an attractive customer needs convincing about a certain bed, the salesman can't believe his luck!

Funny! It Must Be a Sign from God

When a man and woman get into a car accident with each other, things take some unexpected turns...

There's a Reason Why Women are Sensitive...

When a woman cries, there's always a deeper reason behind it. Sometimes she just needs to let go what's inside of her. See this beautiful story.

Funny Joke! A Trip Down Memory Lane

In this hilarious joke, a couple reflect back to their younger years - 50 years ago to be exact.

Have You Heard This One? The Old Man and the Diamond Ring...

An old man walks into a jeweler with a beautiful young lady. He starts asking for expensive rings. Is marriage on the cards?

Have You Heard This One? An Apt Description...

A man is at the grocery store, shopping with his fly undone. A woman comes up to him to notify him of this, but the language she uses is rather different...

Have You Heard This Joke? Shenanigans in a Dark Tunnel

Four people are in a train compartment together when everything goes dark. An opportunistic poor man decides to capitalize on the opportunity...

Hilarious Joke: A Woman's Smart Answer

This woman just thought of the perfect answer to this cop's accusation.

This Joke Begins With a Wandering Eye...

A woman loses her glass eye when she sneezes. A man is quick to catch it. She subsequently invites him over for dinner and they have a wonderful evening...

Hilarious: Life Summed Up With Easy Equations!

Some interesting mathematical formulas from the school of life!

Have You Heard This Joke? Quite the Coincidence!

What a coincidence!

Today's Joke: It Only Takes a Phone Call...

Sometimes a phone call tell you everything you need to know...

Carrying the Burden: A Zen Tale With a Moral

A pair of Zen monks, a master and his pupil, went on a journey to visit another convent..

Hilarious: Theological Rumblings Cause Inclement Weather

Three clergymen are having a theological debate with a female minister in their church. When they don't drop their argument, divine intervention occurs...