Joke: This Man Really Needed to Confess Something...
A woman is holding a candlelit vigil at her husband's bedside when he tells her that he has a confession to make...
Joke: Come On, Honey...
A newlywed steps out of the shower and is promptly asked to pose for a nude photo by her husband. She wants one of him in return...
Joke: Drunken Lies
This joke begins with a very drunk man thinking he can outwit his wife.
Joke: Putting the Foot Down
When Joe and Bob are doing some work together, Bob notices how much Joe fusses over his wife. He asks him what's going on...
Joke: The Panty Rule
A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...
Joke: How Do I Look?
This woman is having some body image issues, and her husband thinks that he has the perfect response...
Joke: Funniest Lines in History!
“The cardiologist's diet: If it tastes good - spit it out.“
Joke: The Sad Husband and the Curious Wife
A guy comes home from work and he is clearly upset.
Joke: The Complete Bar Experience
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar...
Funny Stand Up: Can't Argue With Wife Post Surgery!
Jim Gaffigan in a funny stand up video about arguing with his wife after her brain surgery.
Joke: Be Like Bubba (Rude)
A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging around that he couldn’t possibly handle all of them.
Joke: Whose Panties Are These???
A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. Upon her return...
Joke: His Wife Has Needs...
This joke begins with a husband being surprised by his wife's sudden need for...
Joke: The Weirdest Tattoo Request (Rude)
This rude joke begins with a man walking into a tattoo parlor with a weird request.
Joke: A Bored Husband in Target
This joke begins with a wife getting a letter from Target about her husband's behavior...
This Joke Begins With a Seductive Wife...
This joke begins with a wife seductively asking her husband a question...
Great Joke: The Bartender and His Very Low Prices
This joke begins with a man getting much cheaper drinks than he anticipated...
Have You Heard This Joke? You MUST See the Circus!
The circus is coming to town and it's the perfect time for a brand, silly new joke!
Funny Joke: One, Two Three and You're Ready to Go!
This joke begins with an old man going to see a witch doctor
This Joke Begins With a Divorce Judge Having a Bad Day
This joke is about a divorce judge who interviews a bizarre woman.
This Joke Begins With a Couple Going to a Strip Club
This joke involves a wife who takes her husband to a strip club for what she thinks is the first time...
Great Joke: It's Serious Business at the FBI
This joke begins with the FBI looking for a new assassin...
This Joke Begins With a Husband Coming Home From Work...
This joke begins with a husband coming home to his wife...
This Joke Starts With a Very Drunk Man...
Joke: Making This Call About a Wedding is a Tough Decision
A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...
This Joke Starts With Door-to-door Research Being Done
A man is doing door-to-door research on behalf of a petroleum jelly manufacturer when he a very beautiful housewife opens up her front door for him...
This Naughty Policeman Prank Is Utterly Hysterical!
This hilarious prank involves a naughty policeman, his enraged wife and a few innocent bystanders. What's for certain is that it's downright hysterical!
I Can't Stop Laughing at These Funny Husbands
Check out these 12 examples of husbands and boyfriends being absolutely hilarious.
This Joke Starts With Two Dogs Mating in Someone's Yard
Two guys are riding in a car when their conversation turns to their respective sex lives. One proposes alcohol as a method of getting more action...
This Joke Starts With a Man Being Rushed to Hospital
Mr. Steinberg is rushed to hospital having suffered a heart attack. His wife wants a doctor's note for her to sleep with him after surgery...
Hilarious: It Can Be Difficult Getting a Straight Answer...
A woman is in front of a judge giving answers about her pending divorce, but she seems to have trouble giving a straight answer...
This Joke Starts With an American Man Buying a Pig
An American man decides to stop off at a farm in the Deep South in order to buy a pig. Things soon start to get weird...
Hilarious: What On Earth Has Gotten Into the Minister?
A minister gives a talk to the Lions Club on sex, but things quickly start to unravel...
This Joke Starts With a Black-eyed Guy Boarding a Plane
Two men sit next to each other on a flight. They both notice that they have black eyes, and the conversation immediately turns to that...
This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Talking in Bed
A husband and wife are having a discussion in bed, but it isn't quite about what it seems at first...
This Joke Starts With Two Men Playing a Quick 18 Holes
Two men are attempting to get in a quick round of golf when they are held up by two women. One of the men decides to give them the hurry-along...
This Joke Starts With an Old Pastor Looking For His Collar
A pastor is looking for his collar in his closest when he comes across a box that he had never seen in there before...
Hilarious: Let Me Try and Use This Password
A woman is helping her husband to set up his new laptop. He decides to enter a new password, but the laptop doesn't seem to be interested...
Joke: Man Goes to a Psychiatrist About a Bossy Wife
A man visits a psychiatrist due to his bossy wife. The psychiatrist promptly tells him not to allow her to do so. He heads home with a new attitude.
I Promise It'll Be Yours One Day, Honey (Hilarious Joke)
A husband and wife are walking down the street when the wife spots a diamond necklace in a jewelry store window. Sadly, he doesn't have the cash to buy it...
WATCH: Man Ditches "Pregnant" Wife In Hilarious Prank
A man pretends to ditch his "pregnant" wife for another woman in this hilarious prank. Watch the video to see the hilarious expressions on bystanders' faces.
What On Earth Is He Doing to That Cow? (Hilarious Joke)
A farmer is attempting to milk a cow, but she's just completely unruly and not having any of it. He soon resorts to tying her limbs up, but...
This Joke Starts With a Man Wanting to Take It With Him
A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.
Joke: Everything Seems to Be Going Wrong Today
This Joke Starts With News of a Divorce to the Kids
An elderly Miami man calls his kids with news of a divorce from their mother, but all isn't as it seems...
This Joke Starts With a Woman At the Pearly Gates
When a woman arrives at the Pearly Gates before she enters Heaven, St. Peter makes her undertake a challenge...
This 'Man Song' is a Complete Hoot!
Watch the legendary Milton singing 'The Man Song' by Sean Morey in this hilarious video.
Hilarious: Don't Worry Honey, He's On His Way
A woman is playing a round of gold with her husband when he has a heart attack. Luckily, it seems that there's a doctor on the course...
This Joke Starts With a Wife Deciding That She Looks Old
Hilarious: I'm Going "Fishing" With My Boss, Honey
A man tells his wife that he's off on a fishing trip to Canada with his colleagues and his boss in order to bag himself a promotion...
This Joke Starts With a Man Riding In the Back of a Cab
A man is catching a cab home when he realizes that the cab driver could give him a hand with catching his cheating wife. Things escalate quickly...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Speaking to a Congregation
A woman takes the mic during Mass and begins to tell the congregation of her husband's terrible ailment. Not surprisingly, the congregation is horrified...
This Joke Starts With Two Doctors Making House Calls
The old doctor is showing the new doctor around and introducing him to the people he treats. The young doctor is surprised at how quickly he diagnoses...
It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes (Funny)
When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...
A Couple Get Into Bed On Their Wedding Night (Joke)
This Joke Starts With a Doctor and His Wife Arguing
A doctor and his wife are having a massive argument over breakfast, but he soon has to head out for work. He never expects what happens next...
This Joke Starts With a Drunk Irishman Driving His Car
An Irishman has had a bit to drink, but decides to get behind the wheel anyway. It isn't long before he's pulled over by a cop in hot pursuit...
Rabbi, My Wife Is Trying to Poison Me. What Should I Do?
A man is concerned about his wife poisoning him, so he seeks out a Rabbi's advice.The Rabbi's response is rather surprising...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Visiting the Fortune Teller
A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans
Hilarious: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost
When a doctor is tasked with fixing a rabbi's mangled manhood, he explains that there's a variation in price depending on the size...
Joke: This Woman Won't Let Her Husband Sleep in Church!
This woman's husband won't stop sleeping during church, so the minister comes up with a genius idea to prevent it...
A Wife Isn't Happy About An Unexpected Guest (Funny)
A husband decides to invited his friend over for dinner, but it's at the last minute. As one can image, his wife isn't happy at all...
If You're a Married Man, This Song Has Some Advice For You!
Timothy Hawkins, in this hilarious song, sings about what you should not say to your wife if you want a long life. This will make you cry with laughter!
The Best Husbands Have the Best Sense of Humor!
Married women will be able to related to these. You ask your husband to do one simply thing, and they take it as an excuse to goof off. See 10 hilarious pics.
Hilarious: A Husband and His Honest Opinion
This woman asks her husband for an honest opinion regarding how old she looks...
How to Make a Policeman Laugh So Hard He Lets You Off
When this husband is caught speeding, he knows the perfect thing to say.
Hilarious: Wife Turns the Tables on Her Deadbeat Hubby
When a wife asks her husband to fix little things around the house, she gets a response she doesn't like. So
Funny: The Doctor's Advice Gets This Old Woman in Trouble
Who knew that such a small pill could get someone into so much trouble...
Hilarious! Will She Be 10th Time Lucky in Love?
A woman explains to her new husband how she is still a virgin despite having been married a whopping ten times.
Hilarious! How Do You Explain Marriage to a Priest?
Every couple has their own idea about the secret to a long marriage. But this old fellow, Giuseppe, probably takes the prize for the most novel one!
Indecent Behavior: That's Not the Way to Conduct Yourself!
Waitresses see some shocking behavior from courting couples, but tonight's spectacle was extraordinarily indecent...
Prank: What's the Boss Doing with That Gorgeous Blonde?
With the boss's wife coming and about to catch him in a compromising position, these unsuspecting members of the public don't know what to do.
Hilarious: A Hard Worker, the Strip Club & the Angry Wife
When a wife decides to treat her hardworking husband to a visit to the strip club, she had no idea that it would turn out the way that it did...
11 Hilarious Texts That Are Basically Marriage in a Nutshell
Married life isn't as rosy as it's portrayed, but that doesn't mean there can't be plenty of humor. Check out these 11 hilarious text message conversation.
My Testimony: How I've Loved Each Decade of My Life...
We all fear growing old a little, but this insightful letter from a BabaMail reader shows that comfort can be drawn from every decade we live through.
Joke: His Wife's Response is Definitely Not What he Expected!
This joke begins with an old man who decides it's time to visit his doctor in order to improve his love life...
Hilarious Joke: An Act of Kindness to a Homeless Man
When a homeless man asks for two dollars from a man walking down the street, he is surprised by his generous offer. He soon finds out the reason behind it...
Joke: These Newlyweds Can't Get Enough of Each Other
Homer and Darlene are countryside newlyweds. They can't get enough of each other, but their nooner is taking too long. The town doctor proposes a useful solution...
This Joke Starts With a Man and a Woman Fast Asleep...
This husband got a rude surprise...
Hilarious: My Wife Just Won't Leave Me Alone
This attorney has a wife that just doesn't know when to be quiet. Sadly for him, she's on one on a day that he really needs some peace and quiet...
Hilarious: Uncle Ted's Running Around Scaring the Kids
When a married man arrives home early from work, the last thing he wants to find is a household in chaos. It turns out Uncle Ted is to blame...
Funny: The Wife Isn't Keen On My Partying
A man spent the previous weekend out partying with his friends. When he got home the following Sunday night, his wife didn't take it too well...
Hilarious! Some Questions Just Shouldn't Be Asked
You have to be careful what you say to your nearest and dearest...
The Wife's Been Reading Those Naughty Novels Again...
A wife seems to want to ban her husband from going on his annual fishing trip, but he's not about to give in that easily...
Hilarious! A Woman is Cooking Eggs in the Kitchen When...
Have you heard this one? Cooking eggs is impossible with these orders...
Have You Heard This One? A Generous Man...
When this wife finds her husband cheating, she never thought this would be his excuse...
What a Wonderful Husband This Man Is to His Ill Wife!
This man loves his wife beyond anything, even the worst of times.
These 10 Qualities are What Great Spouses are Made of!
Every great spouse has these 10 qualities shining through.
Joke: An Inappropriate Girth Remark!
A husband, who's busy doing yard work, makes an uncalled-for remark about the size of his wife's nether region. Her comeback is classic...
Have You Heard This One? The Secret of Socrates!
Socrates' triple filter test doesn't appear to work when your best friend is trying to tell you something unpleasant...
Have You Heard This One? A Fine Day for Coursing
Christmas is a fine day for golfing, but how does one escape the family?
Hilarious: The Greedy Neighbor Confesses...
A man texts his neighbor to tell him that he's using something that belongs to him without his permission. Sadly, things start to go awry almost immediately...
Funny Jokes: And then the Fight Started...
The jokes in this collection all have a common theme - how to start a fight with your spouse!
This Joke Begins With an Angry Officer...
Sometimes your wife isn't as much help as you'd want...
Great Joke: Do You Mind Moaning?
This woman doesn't understand her husband's wishes...
The Beauty of Blind Devotion Shines in This Special Video
When a wife discovers that she is going blind, her husband's response left me completely blown away by the unconditional and deep love that he displays for her.
Have You Heard This Joke? Men's Earring Fashion
A man goes to work sporting a flashy new earring. His colleague's curiosity gets the better of him, so he begins to ask the bejeweled man some questions...
Have You Heard This One? The Old Man, His Wife, & Treasure
For many years, she hid this secret from him...
This Funny Story of Mother and Wife Will Make Men Cringe
Unfortunately, finding a wife is not always simple..
Have You Heard This Joke? The Special Gift
A man gets into a wreck and severely burns his face. His wife is very generous and gives him a skin graft. Little does he know the pleasure she gets out of it..