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Marriage Joke: Don't Forget the Gift!

This joke begins with a husband in real trouble. You see, Marty forgot his wedding anniversary, and his wife wanted some serious compensation for the insult.

Joke: The Maid and the Wife

A cheeky joke about a maid who wants a raise...

Joke: The Rabbi's Wife

At Friday night services, Morris went to his friend Irving and said, "I need a favor. I'm sleeping with the Rabbi's wife...

Joke: The Suspicious Wife

This joke begins with a suspicious wife...

Joke: The Wife's Warning

As Chester left a board meeting, he desperately gave himself a personal TSA pat down...

Joke: Consult the Wife

This joke begins with an unfortunate incident...

Joke: The Wife's Math

A woman comes home and find a letter from her husband on the dinner table. She opens it and reads:

Joke: The Missing Wife

A man walks into a police station in tears and goes to the sergeant at the desk.

Joke: Trouble With the Wife

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depress

Joke: The Super-Wife

Sam and his wife Rachel were playing golf at the club when she drove a 300 yard tee shot straight down the fairway...

Joke: The Wife, the Husband and the Genie

A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary when they discover a genie...

Joke: The Husband, the Wife and the Threesome

There was a man who was very happily married, but, every birthday he would have the same fantasy request from his wife: He wanted a threesome, and every year the wife says no.

Joke: The Wife, the Grill and the Sausage

A man notices his wife's butt is getting big...

Joke: A Confused Wife at Court

A judge was interviewing a South Carolina woman regarding her pending divorce...

This Joke Begins With a Seductive Wife...

This joke begins with a wife seductively asking her husband a question...

Joke: Mother vs. Wife

A 65 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to bingo.

Joke: The Buggy, The Wife and the Officer

A sheriff pulls over a woman who's trotting down the road in her horse and buggy. It appears there are a couple of very obvious problems that need fixing...

This Joke Starts With a Wife With Incredible Luck

This joke starts with a wife getting some brand new merchandise...

Joke: The Sad Husband and the Curious Wife

A guy comes home from work and he is clearly upset.

Joke: How to Explain It to the Wife

One day, a gentleman's wife is planning on hosting a dinner party and wants to class it up a bit, so she sends her husband out to pick up some snails for escargot...

Joke: A Doctor and His Wife "Go At It"!

A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast.

Joke: His Wife Has Needs...

This joke begins with a husband being surprised by his wife's sudden need for...

Joke: Mom and Dad's New Wife

When a husband's young new bride and his ex-wife are planning to wear the same dress on their wedding day, you know it's a recipe for disaster...

Joke: The Unsatisfied Wife and the Wafting Husband

A husband and wife are having issues in the bedroom. The man has no issues but the woman can’t reach an orgasm, she tells her husband it is because she gets too warm.

Have You Heard These Jokes? It's a Funny Wife...

If you have a wife, you may just agree with these short but priceless jokes.

This Joke Starts With a Doctor and His Wife Arguing

A doctor and his wife are having a massive argument over breakfast, but he soon has to head out for work. He never expects what happens next...

Have You Heard This Joke? The Supportive Wife

This wife's words are so encouraging.

This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Talking in Bed

A husband and wife are having a discussion in bed, but it isn't quite about what it seems at first...

Joke: This Wife Can't Help But Make Comparisons...

These bulls sure know how to perform!

Joke: The New Wife's Deal

A typical macho man married a typical good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules.

This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Going Fishing

There's a reason why men like to go pleasure fishing on their own...

Joke: The Lazy Husband and the Fed-Up Wife

A married couple moves into to a new home. After a few days, as the husband returns home from work, his wife says to him, "Honey, one of the pipes in the bathroom is leaking, could you fix it?"

Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband

A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...

This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Getting Stuck

A husband and wife are traveling down a country lane when their car gets stuck in some mud. Luckily, a farmer shows up to give them a helping hand...

This Joke Starts With a Wife Deciding That She Looks Old

This woman is having some body image issues, and her husband thinks that he has the perfect response...

Joke: Man Goes to a Psychiatrist About a Bossy Wife

A man visits a psychiatrist due to his bossy wife. The psychiatrist promptly tells him not to allow her to do so. He heads home with a new attitude.

Joke: I Didn't Know My Wife Hired a Maid

When a man calls his house, an unknown woman answers the phone. It soon becomes evident that he has a bone to pick with his wayward wife...

Joke: Please Tell My Wife...

You may have heard of the best kept secret of the US army - the infamous area 51 in Nevada, where secret operations are conducted.

Joke: His Wife's Response is Definitely Not What he Expected!

This joke begins with an old man who decides it's time to visit his doctor in order to improve his love life...

Today's Joke: How to Spoil the Wife (Rude)

There is quite a difference between asking mother and asking father...

Joke: Wife Goes to the Cops to Report Her Missing Husband

A woman goes to the police to submit a missing person's report. The only problem is that her description of him isn't entirely accurate...

Joke: Why Does My Wife Always Yell At Me At Night?

When two married men are discussing how not to get yelled at after a night out, it appears that one of the men has an inspired solution...

Hilarious: The Mathematician, the Mistress and the Wife

A mathematician decides to commit adultery and tell his wife what he was up to in a letter. Little did he imagine what her response would be!

Funny: The Wife Isn't Keen On My Partying

A man spent the previous weekend out partying with his friends. When he got home the following Sunday night, his wife didn't take it too well...

A Wife Isn't Happy About An Unexpected Guest (Funny)

A husband decides to invited his friend over for dinner, but it's at the last minute. As one can image, his wife isn't happy at all...

This Funny Story of Mother and Wife Will Make Men Cringe

Unfortunately, finding a wife is not always simple..

The Wife's Been Reading Those Naughty Novels Again...

A wife seems to want to ban her husband from going on his annual fishing trip, but he's not about to give in that easily...

Hilarious: A Fireman's Wife Puts a Dampener on His Plan...

This fireman thinks he has an amazing plan to spice up his relationship with his wife. However, he isn't fully prepared for his wife's input.

Hilarious: Wife Turns the Tables on Her Deadbeat Hubby

When a wife asks her husband to fix little things around the house, she gets a response she doesn't like. So

Hilarious: A Hard Worker, the Strip Club & the Angry Wife

When a wife decides to treat her hardworking husband to a visit to the strip club, she had no idea that it would turn out the way that it did...

Have You Heard This One? The Ex-Wife's Payback

For an ex-wife, wealth is just three wise wishes away..

This Man Has Quite the Excuse for Cheating on His Wife!

A woman came home to find her husband in bed with another woman. His excuse will have you crying in laughter!

Hilarious: My Wife Just Won't Leave Me Alone

This attorney has a wife that just doesn't know when to be quiet. Sadly for him, she's on one on a day that he really needs some peace and quiet...

Hilarious: My Wife's Weird Tangents Get My Back Up

When a couple decides to go on a backpacking holiday, the husband isn't too happy. Listen to his hilarious musings about the trip.

Rabbi, My Wife Is Trying to Poison Me. What Should I Do?

A man is concerned about his wife poisoning him, so he seeks out a Rabbi's advice.The Rabbi's response is rather surprising...

Joke: Drunken Lies

This joke begins with a very drunk man thinking he can outwit his wife.

Joke: Come On, Honey...

A newlywed steps out of the shower and is promptly asked to pose for a nude photo by her husband. She wants one of him in return...

Joke: A Duel For Love

A man gets home early from work and catches his wife in bed with another man...

Joke: A Brewing Argument

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

Have You Heard This One? A Mistress, a Fiance and a Wife...

Three women are discussing how to spice up things in the bedroom with the respective men in their lives. It remains to be seen what works for all three...

Joke: The Missing Pajamas

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing...

Joke: Looking For Tampons

This joke starts with a man going into a pharmacy...

Joke: A Terrible Confession

This joke begins with a terrible confession made by email...

Joke: Whose Panties Are These???

A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. Upon her return...

Joke: The Unusual Therapist

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife came for counseling...

Joke: A Nauseated Blonde

The blonde wife came home from her first day commuting into the city....

Husband Guide: How to Make Your Wife Fall in Love Again

Guide: how to show love again in simple ways and how to make your wife fall in love with you again.

Joke: The Art of Discretion

Six retired Floridians play high stakes poker in the condo clubhouse.

Joke: The Mysterious Gift

A husband and wife head off on their honeymoon, only to return home to find a surprise...

Joke: The Work Conditions

I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor.

Joke: The Super Caddy

A man and his wife were driving through the country on his way from New York to California.

Joke: The Afterlife Vehicle

Once there were three men, Charlie, Mason and Buck, who were involved in a tragic car accident in which all three died...

Joke: Desire of the Gorilla

A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.

Joke: Firefighter Lovemaking Rules

This joke begins with a firefighter wanting his wife to adopt a new routine...

Joke: The Jewish Bra

Tim goes into Macy's, to the lingerie department, and he says to the salesgirl, "My wife has sent me in for a Jewish bra, size 34B, and she said that you'd know what I meant."

Joke: The Complete Bar Experience

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar...

Joke: Keeping Score With The Mrs.

This joke begins with a very drunk man returning home where his friend is in bed with his wife...

Joke: Putting the Foot Down

When Joe and Bob are doing some work together, Bob notices how much Joe fusses over his wife. He asks him what's going on...

Joke: The Lazy Husband

One day a husband comes home from work. His wife greets him and says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom...

Joke: The Will, the Family and the Properties

When it was finally his time to go, he gathered all his family around him and said this...

Joke: The Cheating Husbands

Three married men are sitting in a pool club and arguing over who has the worst marriage.

Joke: A Bizarre Afterlife

Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber...

Joke: The Preacher's Paycheck

There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went before the congregation and asked for a raise.

This Joke Starts With a Wrong Address..

Hilarious joke about the trouble a little letter can create

Joke: Be Like Bubba (Rude)

A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging around that he couldn’t possibly handle all of them.