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These Tweets About Parenting Will Make You Laugh Out Loud!

We all know that kids say the funniest of things, but what about parents? Well, as the Tweets in this video prove, they say some pretty funny things too.

Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her

A newlywed couple are about to consummate their marriage as they're expected to, but neither of them have any idea what they're doing...

This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple At a Travel Agency

Two elderly people are spotted by a travel agent at his agency's window. He promptly invites them in and discusses sending them on a dream vacation...

This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed

A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...

This Joke Starts With a Man Working Late

A businessman works late to be with his young secretary, but eventually makes his way home. He begins to think up his excuses...

Receptionist, You Must Come Quickly (Hilarious Joke)

A receptionist is alerted to the presence of a man outside the window of an old lady who's staying at the hotel. She goes to investigate the problem...

How Much is My Bill Again!? (Hilarious Joke)

A woman takes her motionless dog to the vet, only for him to confirm that he is in fact dead. He employs a special method just to make sure...

He Was Lucky That This Woman Was There to Save Him (Funny)

A man is at a restaurant with his son when he begins to choke on three nickels that he was given to play with. A well-dressed woman calmly walks over to help...

Excuse Me Miss, But Do You Need a Hand There? (Funny)

When a beautiful lady attempts to board a bus, little did she know that her chosen outfit for the day was going to cause a whole load of problems...

Have You Heard This One? The Old Man and the Diamond Ring...

An old man walks into a jeweler with a beautiful young lady. He starts asking for expensive rings. Is marriage on the cards?

Joke: Similar Problems...

What a coincidence!

Joke: Lights Go Out, Naughty Comes Out...

Four people are in a train compartment together when everything goes dark. An opportunistic poor man decides to capitalize on the opportunity...

Joke: When the Evangelicals Are On TV

When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...

This Joke Starts With a Woman Joining a Country Club

A woman joins a country-club and sets out to play with the guys at 6.30am. She immediately impresses them with her golfing prowess...

25 Xmas One-liners to Make Everyone Howl With Laughter

Do you enjoy a good one-liner? If you do, then there's no need to tell you Christmas is the perfect time for them. Here are 25 hilarious Christmas one-liners.

Funny Joke: The Researcher, the General, and the Question

A young woman is undertaking research about intercourse and includes war veterans as part of her study. The answers she gets are surprising..

Joke: In Life, They Say That What Goes Up Must Come Down

A man goes skydiving for the first time, but things begin to go awry as soon as he leaves the plane. Something even more surprising happens...

This Joke Starts With a Man Sitting Next to a Cute Blonde

Blondes have a reputation for not being the sharpest knives in the drawer, but this man soon finds out that you should never judge a book by its cover...

Who Knew That Coffee Could Cause Arguments? (Funny Joke)

A husband and wife are having an argument over who should brew the coffee. Little does the husband know that his wife already has the argument won...

Hilarious: Excuse Me, Can I Borrow Your Blanket Please?

A man and a woman are both in a sleeping carriage on a train, but the man is feeling cold and decides to ask for a blanket. He isn't prepared for the response..

Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge

An old lady finds herself in front of a judge after stealing a can of peaches. He immediately hands down a sentence for her wicked deed...

Have You Heard This One? A Perfect Excuse!

This commander wants an explanation, but what he hears is quite unusual.

Funny: No, Grandparents, That Isn't Going to Work

When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...

Funny: It's Not My Fault That You Didn't Use Them, Pal

When a husband and wife on a long car journey decide to stop overnight, little did they imagine the shock they were in for when receiving their bill...

The Differences Between Men and Women Are Highly Apparent

This woman is worried about her boyfriend's behavior, but he doesn't seem to be bothered at all...

It's No Wonder the Reporter Was Surprised (Funny Video)

An investigative reporter heads to a farm to get to the bottom of an outbreak of Mad Cow disease. She had no idea what she was in for...

My High-Flying Kids Can't Afford a Present For Me (Funny)

In spite of having three high-flying children, this poor couple didn't even get a single present at their 50th anniversary, but they have a secret of their own.

Hilarious: The Difference Before and After Being Married

A hilarious joke that shows you the difference between before and after getting married...

Hilarious: The Headache and the Strange Doctor

This hilarious joke starts with a special machine...

Hilarious! This Cat Can't Be Beat!

This joke begins with a very frustrated man and a very smart cat...

Have You Heard This Joke? Shenanigans in a Dark Tunnel

Four people are in a train compartment together when everything goes dark. An opportunistic poor man decides to capitalize on the opportunity...

Have You Heard This Joke? Quite the Coincidence!

What a coincidence!

Joke: Wedding Decisions

A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...

Joke: Don't Drink and Jump

A man and a woman are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The man soon makes a startling revelation...

Joke: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest...

These newlyweds were asked to do something difficult...

Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband

A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...

Joke: HOW Could it Be Worse?

A guy runs into an old school friend on the street. The friend immediately begins talking about his financial troubles...

Joke: The Generous Old Lady

A pastor pleads to his congregation to be generous with donations that day. He soon notices a $1000 bill on one of the offering plates...

Joke: To Heaven and Back

A woman suffers a heart attack and ends up in hospital. She has a near-death experience, but awakens. She decides to get some work done...

Joke: The Weird Letter

A man working at the post office has to go through all the illegible letters when he comes across one from Edna...

Joke: The Resemblance is Uncanny...

When a pastor is mistaken for a country singer while doing his rounds, he's quite taken aback, however he soon gets used to his new-found fame...

Joke: Some People Are Just Never Happy in Life!

Sometimes in life, you just can't get it right in the eyes of people. That's why you really shouldn't try to please everyone...

Joke: The Three Politicians

Three politicians, an American, a Russian, and a Brazilian are socializing together. The conversation turns to how they all made their money...

Naughty Joke: These Days Are Much More Liberal, Grandma

When a granddaughter comes downstairs in a see-through blouse and without a bra on, grandma plots a fitting response for her not doing as she says...

Joke: Two Women Hit It Off In Arizona

A wise woman gets a lift from a younger woman while walking out in the Arizona desert. It isn't long before they get talking...

Joke: The Bank Meeting

A banker runs into an 80-year-old rancher friend while in town, and asks him to address rumors about him marrying a mail-order bride...

Joke: Doctor, What Are You Going to Do With My Husband?

A man's penis just starts to grow with no end to the growth in sight. He soon resorts to seeking out a urologist...

This Joke Starts With a Man Working At the Post Office

A man working at the post office has to go through all the illegible letters when he comes across one from Edna...

I'm Not Going to Buy Him a Drink (Hilarious Joke)

A Nazi walks into a bar and buys a drink for everyone, bar a Jewish man who's sitting alone in a corner. His decision soon backfires...

Hilarious: Which One of Us Will Crack First?

Three Axis soldiers are contemplating their respective fates as they're about to be interrogated. They start debating as to who will last the longest...

This Joke Starts With An Old Man Ordering a Hamburger

An old man goes to order a hamburger, but only orders one (he's with his wife). A good Samaritan soon decides to offer to buy them another burger...

Joke: The Mother, Father and Argument

This joke begins with a family sitting down to eat a holiday meal...

Oh Madam, It Was Just a Little Switcheroo (Funny Joke)

A woman is incredibly happy with the result of what was done for her husband in the mortuary. Little did she know what the mortician actually did with him...

This Joke Starts With Three Dogs Walking Down the Street

Three male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful female poodle. She tells them that whoever has the best way with words would get her...

Funny Joke: Come On Guys, We're Busting Out of Here

An engineer, a physicist and mathematician are in jail together, but it isn't for long...

This Is a Blonde Joke to End All Blonde Jokes

80,000 blondes are in a bid to prove to the world just how smart they are. The lead announcer begins to ask for volunteers from the audience...

Hilarious: Can I Have a Penny For Your Thoughts, Lad?

A Scottish lad and lass are sitting on a heathery hillside in the Highlands when they begin to converse...

Joke: Making This Call About a Wedding is a Tough Decision

A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...

This Joke Starts With a Young Programmer at an Interview

When a young programmer goes for an interview, he's impressed by the salary and benefits that he's offered. He soon sees that there's a twist...

This Joke Starts With a Couple Making Love In Their Room

A couple is in bed making love when Ole, the man, begins spouting off facts about the animal kingdom. It soon becomes obvious why...

This Joke Starts With An Elderly Man On His Farm

A man is on his farm in Australia when he decides to head to the pond at the back of his property. He soon discovers several women skinny-dipping in it...

This Joke Starts With a Dean Welcoming Students to College

The Dean of Women at a college welcomes the new freshmen in a lecture. The topic of her discussions soon turns to morality...

This Joke Starts With a Boy Wandering In a Hotel

A boy wanders into a dark hotel room, only to find a couple having intercourse inside. Here's what happened next...

Hilarious: How Are You Doing, My Old Friend?

A guy runs into an old school friend on the street. The friend immediately begins talking about his financial troubles...

This Joke Starts With a Middle-aged Lady Going to Hospital

A woman suffers a heart attack and ends up in hospital. She has a near-death experience, but awakens. She decides to get some work done...

This Joke Starts With a New Priest Getting Advice

A newly-ordained priest is about to begin hearing confessions from the faithful, but he's nervous about how to go about it. He asks an older priest...

Funny: Congressman, What Must We Do About That Scrapyard?

Congressmen are having a hearing pertaining to a scrapyard that the government owns in the middle of the desert...

Hilarious: I Don't Have Money to Pay My Medical Bill

When a man suffers a heart attack and wakes up in a Catholic hospital, the questioning by the nun looking after him soon turns to his medical bills...

This Joke Starts With Two Elderly People In a Trailer Park

Two elderly people sharing a trailer home decide that it's time to get married...

Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned (Hilarious Joke)

An Amsterdam man goes to confession because he has something on his mind. He soon begins to talk of his sins to the priest...

This Joke Starts With a Christian Lady On a Business Trip

A Christian business lady is asked why she always carries her Bible with her. She begins to respond...

This Joke Starts With a Man Spitting & Cussing On a Corner

A man hitches a ride with someone unknown to him, and the driver soon begins to display his crazy driving skills. He drops him off...

Hilarious: My Car Really Attracts a Lot of Attention

A husband and wife are heading to California in a Cadillac when they decide to pull into a gas station in order to get fuel...

This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple Lying in Bed

An old couple is in bed and the wife is feeling frisky. She begins to mention how things were between her and her husband in old times...

Funny: I'm Gonna Ask This Hooker How Many Knots I'm Doing

A retired sailor picks up a prostitute at the docks. They take off to do their business. He asks her how he's doing...

Why Has It Gone Hard? (Hilarious Joke)

Two boys are playing by a stream when they see a naked woman. One of the boys quickly runs off.

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Asked to Climb a Pole

A blonde is out and about when a group of men ask her to climb a pole. It doesn't take long for her to oblige...

This Joke Starts With a Worried Man at His Annual Physical

An old man who's having memory problems visits his doctor for his annual physical. The doctor quickly comes up with a solution for his forgetfulness...