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Who Said Vegan Food Has to Be Complicated or Expensive?

Easy to prepare vegan dishes from various different cuisines

Hilarious! This Wedding Night Was a Learning Experience...

We often forget, but for the bride, the wedding night is quite a shocking surprise...

Joke: The Newlywed and the Spaghetti Sauce (Adult Humor)

An Italian newlywed has never made love to a man before, and she is nervous about consummating her marriage. Her mother has to intervene to help...

Joke: The Curious Little Girl

When a little girls begins asking her Mom every question under the sun, Mom understandably begins to become annoyed at her. Then, a friend gives her advice...

Joke: Mom and Dad's New Wife

When a husband's young new bride and his ex-wife are planning to wear the same dress on their wedding day, you know it's a recipe for disaster...

Well, That Was an Awkward Family Moment (Rude!)

Curiosity gets the better of this small boy, but the different ways his parents answer his query is hilariously illuminating

Woah, Cowboy! I Think I've Seen Enough! (Rude)

Someone's excited about their new purchase....

Joke: The TRUE Nature of Politics Laid Bare (Rude)

If you've always had a suspicion that politics isn't all it's cracked up to be, you are about to meet a boy who will really teach you something...

This Joke Starts with a Little Girl Being a Nosy Parker

When a little girls begins asking her Mom every question under the sun, Mom understandably begins to become annoyed at her. Then, a friend gives her advice...

Have You Heard This One? It's Only A Few Days, Love

The price for gaining admittance to this church is pretty steep - if you are quick to sin.

Have You Heard This One? When the Husband Is Away...

When the lady of the manor returns home early from a dreary soiree, her requests put the butler in a quite awkward position.

Joke: What a Weird Cuckoo Clock...

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight...

Cheeky Joke: The Doctor and the Stutterer

Enjoy this funny joke about a guy who wanted his stutter removed...

Today's Joke: The Wrong Accessory (Rude)

It's amazing what the right purchase can do...

Appetizers to Desserts: a FULL Thanksgiving Dinner Menu

A full menu for Thanksgiving dinner, including a drink recipe and popeyes biscuits recipe.

Joke: The Indian Cnadidate

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

This Joke Starts With Two Stupid Scoundrels Having a Drink...

Two stupid scoundrels are having a drink in a saloon in the Wild West. The barman tells them about a terrible thing the Indians did to his barn...

Joke: Some People Are Just Never Happy in Life!

Sometimes in life, you just can't get it right in the eyes of people. That's why you really shouldn't try to please everyone...

Joke: Bad News, Trooper

A captain receives a telegram with some bad news about one of his troops. He enlists his sergeant to call him in for a meeting...

Joke: Come On, Honey...

A newlywed steps out of the shower and is promptly asked to pose for a nude photo by her husband. She wants one of him in return...

Joke: How to Annoy Nelson Mandela

When Nelson Mandela gets a knock on his door from an angry Chinese deliveryman, he doesn't quite know what to do about it...

Joke: This General is No Sucker...

This retirement plan ran into some difficulties...

Joke: The Professor and the Old Man

An old college professor goes back to his former campus and finds his office. He promptly knocks on the door...

Naughty Joke: The Italian Mama!

Sophie just got married, and being a traditional Italian was still a virgin....

Joke: The Remarkable Native American

Many years ago, two cowboys come upon a Native American lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground...

Joke: Little Johnny and the Hammer

Little Johnny comes downstairs crying to his mother...

Joke: The Truth About Politics

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" The father says, "Well son...

Joke: The Weirdest Tattoo Request (Rude)

This rude joke begins with a man walking into a tattoo parlor with a weird request.

Joke: The Native American Donkey

This joke begins with an anthropologist without a clue...

This Joke Begins With a Divorce Judge Having a Bad Day

This joke is about a divorce judge who interviews a bizarre woman.

Funny Joke: A German, Japanese and Italian Get Captured...

This joke begins during WW2, where 3 prisoners from 3 different countries get captured...

This Joke Starts With a Woman Taking Her Lover Home

A married woman returns home with her lover, only for her 9-year-old son to spot them and hide in the closet. Her husband also arrives soon after...

Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her

A newlywed couple are about to consummate their marriage as they're expected to, but neither of them have any idea what they're doing...

This Joke Starts With Two Elderly People In a Trailer Park

Two elderly people sharing a trailer home decide that it's time to get married...

The Language Barrier Might Prove Difficult Here (Funny)

A man enters a store in China to buy gifts for his kids. He eyes a CD player, but can't be sure of its quality thanks to the language barrier...

This Joke Starts With a Chinese Doctor Opening a Clinic

A Chinese doctor has a little difficulty opening a clinic in the US, so he takes matters into his own hands. He comes up with a rather novel business model...

My Office Looks Just the Same... Oh Wait (Hilarious Joke)

An old college professor goes back to his former campus and finds his office. He promptly knocks on the door...

The Secrets of Indian Cuisine: How to Stay Healthy.

In India, they’ve long understood what the healthiest foods are for prevents dangerous diseases like Parkinson's and Alzheimer's, learn about them yourself now!

Hilarious: The Best of Little Johnny Jokes!

I'm always partial to a good Little Johnny joke, but when there's a collection of them in one place, you know there'll be people falling about laughing...

Hilarious: This Man Has a Delivery For Nelson Mandela

When Nelson Mandela gets a knock on his door from an angry Chinese deliveryman, he doesn't quite know what to do about it...

Sometimes, An Age Gap Can Really Make Things Weird (Joke)

An elderly man and a young woman get chatting at a bar and it isn't long before things get heated. The bedroom action, however, leaves a lot to be desired...

Lovemaking is Different Across Nations (Hilarious Joke)

An Italian, a Frenchman and an Englishman are discussing their previous night's lovemaking in a bar. As it turns out, it's different in each country...

Hilarious: Nah Son, We Shouldn't Eat That One

Father and son cannibals are traveling through the jungle when they find something (someone) to eat. They soon hatch a plan...

Hilarious: Why Are All These People Having Relations Outside?

A man is walking along a street when he's startled to find a couples having relations outside a particular house. He knocks on the door to find out what's going on...

Have You Heard This One? A Perfect Excuse!

This commander wants an explanation, but what he hears is quite unusual.

A Wife Isn't Happy About An Unexpected Guest (Funny)

A husband decides to invited his friend over for dinner, but it's at the last minute. As one can image, his wife isn't happy at all...

Joke: There's An Item of Food More Lethal Than Any Other..

When a dietitian is addressing a large audience, she asks its members some food-related questions. One man stands up to make his contribution...

Mom, You Haven't Got the Terminology Right (Funny Joke)

When a young man comes to pick up Peggy Sue for a date, her mom starts telling him what her daughter likes to do all night long...

If I've Told You Once, I've Told You a Thousand Times!

You've heard of racism and sexism, but blondism is perhaps a far greater prejudice...

Funny: God Is Rather More Witty Than You Imagine, Pal

A conversation with God is quite a privileged thing, especially when he turns out to be as witty as this...

Hilarious! Get That Feathered Chatterbox Out of My Sight!

For this magician, a talking parrot was the last thing he wanted ruining his act...

Father, I've Got Some Things to Get off My Chest...

Confessing our sins is a wonderful thing - for us! Think about the poor priest for a change, would you?!

Life at Sea Is One Rollicking Adventure for These Sailors

You've heard of naval mishaps and even a few toe-curling disasters, but this pirate adventure will take the sea-biscuit!

Disgusting! Next Time Keep Your Hands off, Father...

You'd think a man of God would be able to control himself even in the face of such temptation...

Joke: Sir, Your Promiscuity Has Come Back to Haunt You

An American man who had a sexually promiscuous episode while on his travels in China has been made to severely regret his actions...

Hilarious! How Do You Explain Marriage to a Priest?

Every couple has their own idea about the secret to a long marriage. But this old fellow, Giuseppe, probably takes the prize for the most novel one!

This Nun Doesn't Seem to Be Having a Good Morning...

I thought that nuns were more peaceful and discreet than this...

An Entire Flight Overheard the Captain's Intentions (Rude)

When an airplane captain accidentally leaves the plane's intercom on, all of his passengers become privy to what he intends to do when he's on the ground again.

Oh My! This Randy Old Couple are at It Again!

If you thought relationship therapy was a complete waste of time, this old couple will probably convince you otherwise.

So This Is What Doctors Say Behind Our Backs!

When three tired but contented surgeons shared a friendly drink, the conversation turned to other professions...

This Cheeky Nurse Knows How to Handle with Care...

For nurses, there's no telling what odd jobs you might be expected to perform...

It's No Wonder the Reporter Was Surprised (Funny Video)

An investigative reporter heads to a farm to get to the bottom of an outbreak of Mad Cow disease. She had no idea what she was in for...

Rude: The Milk Farmer Is Thrilled with His New Equipment

When a farmer takes delivery of new milking equipment, he can't wait to give it a try. Little did he know that his over enthusiasm would get him in trouble...

This Old Man Had to Ask For Help Filling the Jar (Funny)

When an old man is asked to supply a semen sample on his next visit to the doctor, things go a little bit awry...

It's Not All Buckets and Spades at the Beach! (Rude)

Just because this lady is getting on a bit, it doesn't mean she's got no needs...

Wild Joke! Blonde Waitress Confused by Trucker's Order

This waitress is sure going to have a tricky first day at work. She is a pretty blonde after all.

Excuse Me Miss, But Do You Need a Hand There? (Funny)

When a beautiful lady attempts to board a bus, little did she know that her chosen outfit for the day was going to cause a whole load of problems...

Two Naughty Nuns Try to Break Free from Their Bad Habits

These nuns are in the habit of making you laugh!

My High-Flying Kids Can't Afford a Present For Me (Funny)

In spite of having three high-flying children, this poor couple didn't even get a single present at their 50th anniversary, but they have a secret of their own.

Yikes! They Do Say Laughter is the Best Medicine...(Rude)

Most customers don't express their emotions, but this guy couldn't even contain himself.

The Right Size Of What? Size Doesn't Matter...

Two elderly women are having a smoke when suddenly it starts to rain. One woman has a great way of preventing her cigarette getting destroyed...

Have You Heard This One? Should've Took Out a Pre-Nup...

One Dad gets the fright of his life when he sees his new born - he certainly wasn't expecting that!

Joke: This Is What $100,000 on a Funeral Will Get You

A man puts $100,000 away for his funeral.

A Simple Recipe for Savory Kabocha Tofu Pie

This savory kabocha tofu pie is so simple to make. To add to this, it is delicious. Here's how you can make your own.

Oops! She Didn't Really Think That Through (Rude)

This marital joke will make you really laugh!

Joke: So That Was How He Won the Presidency!

Henry asks his wife whether she has been unfaithful to him over their 50-year-long marriage. Her replies shock him...

Have You Heard This One? How to Keep Busy When Retired

People say that being retired is boring, but they obviously haven't a clue what they're talking about!

Have You Heard This Joke? The Retirement Plan

This retirement plan ran into some difficulties... so they came up with a solution.

Hilarious: The Difference Before and After Being Married

A hilarious joke that shows you the difference between before and after getting married...

Have You Heard This One? The Incredible Anti-Aging Miracle

Aging can be a delicate subject to bring up. So why do women insist on asking their husbands?

Hilarious: My Wife Just Won't Leave Me Alone

This attorney has a wife that just doesn't know when to be quiet. Sadly for him, she's on one on a day that he really needs some peace and quiet...

Video Joke: How to Choose the Best Password

Today I opened a new email account, I always use the same password: "cabbage". It's easy to remember. But it seems the computer had other plans...

Short Senior Jokes that'll Make You Crack Up!

Just because you're getting old, it doesn't mean that you have to stop laughing. Here are 25 short senior jokes that'll really tickle your fancy.

Funny Joke: This Is How a Peaceful Marriage Works

Could this be the secret to a happy marriage? Hilarious!

Hilarious Joke: Advice From Tech Support

When your marriage is on the rocks, who do you call?...

Have You Heard This One? The Miracle Bread! (Rude)

Octogenarians Bob and Jim are at the park. Bob wonders how Jim has so much gusto at his age, and Jim reveals his secret. Bob just has to try it out...

Hilarious Joke! When an Advertising Plan Goes Wrong...

Hilarious joke about culture differences...

Hilarious Joke! What Are the Grounds for Divorce?

This funny joke begins with a Polish person...

Have You Heard This One? The Old Man and the Diamond Ring...

An old man walks into a jeweler with a beautiful young lady. He starts asking for expensive rings. Is marriage on the cards?