Dirty Joke: Pub and Sausage
Sean and Mickey are planning to go out on St. Patrick's Day, but only have a few cents between them...
Joke: Keeping Score With The Mrs.
This joke begins with a very drunk man returning home where his friend is in bed with his wife...
Joke: Under the Truck (Rude)
This joke starts with a man going to the doctor for advice...
Joke: The Wild Card (Rude)
This joke begins with little Adam seeing something he shouldn't have...
Joke: The Native American Donkey
This joke begins with an anthropologist without a clue...
Joke: Little Johnny and the Hammer
Little Johnny comes downstairs crying to his mother...
Hilarious: Do You Really Think I'm Naive Enough for That?
When a family begins arguing about what would happen after the rich patriarch dies, the patriarch seems to come up with a good solution...
Cheeky Joke: The Shocking News
This preacher was mishandled by the media...
Joke: The Odd Driver
When a cop pulls over a man for speeding, little does he know what he's in for...
This Hilarious Sign is Gaining Notoriety Around the World...
The Indian Hills Community Center sign in Colorado, USA, has gained a worldwide following thanks to the hilarious puns it displays. Here are 30 of them.
Joke: I'll Let You Off If You Can...
A state trooper pulls over a juggler for speeding and tells him he'll waive the ticket if he performs for him at the roadside...
Joke: The Indian Cnadidate
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
Joke: The Blondes and the Suspect
Three blondes are being interrogated in order to become detectives. The question turns to how to identify a suspect...
Joke: Driving By the Numbers
An old lady is spotted driving very slowly on a highway by a policeman who promptly pulls her over. The problem soon becomes apparent...
Joke: Two Prostitutes and Their Sign
Two prostitutes get pulled over by a police officer because of their rude sign...
Joke: Well, THAT'S a First!
When a hunter arrives at the ER with a bear trap attached to his testicles, the story as to how it happened is bound to be weird...
This Joke Starts With Two Stupid Scoundrels Having a Drink...
Two stupid scoundrels are having a drink in a saloon in the Wild West. The barman tells them about a terrible thing the Indians did to his barn...
Joke: Some People Are Just Never Happy in Life!
Sometimes in life, you just can't get it right in the eyes of people. That's why you really shouldn't try to please everyone...
Joke: This Blonde Doesn't Quite Get What Her Doctor Meant
A Blonde heads to the doctor to lose some weight. Sadly, she misunderstands her doctor's instructions.
Joke: Is Your Daddy Home?
A boss begins to wonder where on Earth his employee is when he decides to make a phone call to his house to see where he is. His son answers...
Joke: Doctor, What Do I Have?
A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests.
Joke: The Remarkable Native American
Many years ago, two cowboys come upon a Native American lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground...
Joke: Little Johnny's Dad
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different...
Joke: Talking Peace With Lawyers
wo attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat...
Joke: Calling Up the Doctor
A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office...
Joke: The Wife, the Husband and the Genie
A husband and wife in their sixties were coming up on their 40th wedding anniversary when they discover a genie...
Joke: Pessimist vs. Optimist
There once were twin boys, age six, that had developed extreme personalities. One was a pessimist and the other a total optimist. Concerned, their parents took them to a psychiatrist...
Joke: A Bored Husband in Target
This joke begins with a wife getting a letter from Target about her husband's behavior...
Joke: Who Gets the Parachute?
This joke begins with a plane starting to go down, who will get the parachutes?
Joke: The Logic of Being Logical...
This joke begins with two guys having a conversation in the bar...
Funny Joke: It's All About the Badge...
This joke starts with a clueless DEA police officer...
I'm Not Going to Buy Him a Drink (Hilarious Joke)
A Nazi walks into a bar and buys a drink for everyone, bar a Jewish man who's sitting alone in a corner. His decision soon backfires...
This Joke Begins With Some Money Trouble...
This joke begins with a college student running into money trouble...
This Joke Starts With a Dad & Son Walking Into a Drugstore
A man walks into a drugstore together with his 8-year-old son. They walk past the condom display, and it's only moments before questions are asked...
This Joke Starts With Two Dogs Mating in Someone's Yard
Two guys are riding in a car when their conversation turns to their respective sex lives. One proposes alcohol as a method of getting more action...
This Joke Starts With a Man Being Rushed to Hospital
Mr. Steinberg is rushed to hospital having suffered a heart attack. His wife wants a doctor's note for her to sleep with him after surgery...
Joke: Wife Goes to the Cops to Report Her Missing Husband
A woman goes to the police to submit a missing person's report. The only problem is that her description of him isn't entirely accurate...
This Joke Starts With a Worried Man at His Annual Physical
An old man who's having memory problems visits his doctor for his annual physical. The doctor quickly comes up with a solution for his forgetfulness...
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Crashing Her Car Badly
A blonde totals her car when a police officer arrives on the scene. She promptly begins to explain what happened to him.
This Joke Starts With a Chinese Doctor Opening a Clinic
A Chinese doctor has a little difficulty opening a clinic in the US, so he takes matters into his own hands. He comes up with a rather novel business model...
This Joke Starts With Three Women Escaping From Jail
Three women make a daring escape from jail, but one of them soon makes a fatal flaw...
Grandpa's Advice is Always the Best (Hilarious Joke)
It's really sad when a family member passes on to the next life, but there's a piece of them that will always stay with us....
This Joke Starts With a Guy Laying Half Dead In a Ward
A patient is seriously ill in a hospital bed when it becomes apparent that his meds haven't been administered properly. Things go further downhill...
Hilarious Joke: Does This Guy Know What He's Doing?
A rookie police officer is out on patrol with a veteran when they spot a bunch of people loitering on a sidewalk. They soon step in to take action...
This Joke Starts With a Man Fed Up of His Blind Date
A man is on a blind date and he's had it up to his eyeballs with his date. He begins to think of excuses about how to get out of there...
Hilarious: He Turns Up At the ER In An Odd Predicament
Hilarious: Sir, Can You Stay in Your Allocated Seat?
When a theater usher finds an unruly cowboy sprawled across three seats, he has to intervene. Things soon get messy.. .
Funny Joke: An Old Lady Gets Her Road Signs Confused
Funny Joke: I Need to Explain To You What That Is, Madam
A woman has a particularly odd problem with her nether region, so she chooses to visit a doctor to see if he can help...
This Joke Starts With Two Doctors Making House Calls
The old doctor is showing the new doctor around and introducing him to the people he treats. The young doctor is surprised at how quickly he diagnoses...
This Joke Starts With a Doctor and His Wife Arguing
A doctor and his wife are having a massive argument over breakfast, but he soon has to head out for work. He never expects what happens next...
Joke: Why Does My Wife Always Yell At Me At Night?
When two married men are discussing how not to get yelled at after a night out, it appears that one of the men has an inspired solution...
An Irishman Is Never One to Be Outdone (Hilarious Joke)
Three men are relaxing in a sauna when a war for technological supremacy breaks out. Not to be outdone, the Irishman hatches a cunning plan...
Joke: Sir, Your Promiscuity Has Come Back to Haunt You
An American man who had a sexually promiscuous episode while on his travels in China has been made to severely regret his actions...
Have You Heard This Joke? An Unexpected Prescription
This may be one of the oddest things ever said to a doctor. Can you guess what his response was?
Joke: A Rather Odd Man Is Pulled Over For Speeding
This is What Happens When Statues Come to Life (Funny)
These park statues were brought to life by an angel as a reward, but little did the angel know what they would get up to once they were vivified...
Rude Joke: A Thorough Check-Up
A little baby boy is off to the doctor for his first check. Though it isn't his mother who brought him in.
Two Blondes Are Better Than One... Or Are They? (Funny)
A blonde has managed to lock herself out of her car at the gas station. Using a coat hanger to try and get back in, she begins to struggle a little.
Hilarious: An Unexpected Invitation From a Neighbor
When a neighbor comes knocking to welcome a man who's new to the area, it isn't quite the welcome he expected...
Have You Heard This One? Son, I Have a Secret...
This joke begins with a boy falling in love...
Have You Heard This One? On the Merits of Honesty...
A little boy has been thinking about pushing an outhouse into a creek for quite some time. One fine day, the day of reckoning appears to be upon him.
Have You Heard This One? Shocking News!
Have You Heard This Joke? Good News Or Bad News?
An artist is pleased to hear that all 10 of her paintings on display have been bought by someone. Unfortunately, the big purchase has a twist...
Hilarious Joke: I Think I Know What the Problem Is...
A redhead goes to visit the doctor complaining about pains all over her body. As soon as she arrives, the doctor has suspicions about her true hair color...
Hilarious: I Bet You Can't Put That Back In There!
When a little boy finds an earthworm while raking leaves in the garden with his grandfather, he has no idea that he's about to win big - twice!
Hilarious: Lawyer vs. Chiropractor
A lawyer is waiting in a long line trying to get tickets for the musical, Cats, when he suddenly feels a pair of hands kneading into this back...
Hilarious Joke: I'll Let You Off If You Can Juggle...
Today's Joke: A Spontaneous Confession
He did NOT see this coming.
This Joke Starts With An Old Man Using Cold Water to Clean
A great joke about the best way to clean dishes...
Funny joke - Employee of the month
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Tennis Comedy: These Interruptions Stole the Show!
These players thought they would only have to deal with their match, but the circumstances ended up getting real funny!
Welcome to Laugh Corner - Single Panel Comics
Dial down the stress as we approach our much-deserved weekend with some humor.
Joke: The Jewish Sons
This joke starts with a Jewish son converting...
Joke: Wedding Decisions
A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...
Joke: Did He Forget Her Birthday?
This is what happens when you don't remember your wife's date of birth!
Joke: The Suspicious Wife
This joke begins with a suspicious wife...
Joke: The Lie-Sniffing Robot
When you've got a robot that dishes out slaps every time someone lies, maybe it's sometimes best not even to know the truth at all!
Joke: The Magic Scales
A woman goes over to a weight machine while waiting for a bus. To her amazement, the machine talks back to her and appears to be able to predict the future...
Joke: The Terrible Snoring
The guys decided to go on a camping trip, only there was one big problem...
Joke: The Devil Has a Schedule to Keep...
This joke begins with a man reaching the gates of hell and meeting Satan.
Joke: Similar Problems...
What a coincidence!
Joke: A Woman's Clever Answer
This woman just thought of the perfect answer to this cop's accusation.
Joke: Don't Drink and Jump
A man and a woman are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The man soon makes a startling revelation...
Joke: She Still Likes to Have a Drink
An old lady is celebrating her 80th birthday aboard a cruise ship. The bartender buys her a drink, and she proceeds to have a few...
This Joke Starts With a Retiree Entering a Pharmacy
When an old man walks into a drug store and makes an unusual request, the pharmacist decides to do a little prying...
Joke: The Arrogant Professor
This joke begins with an arrogant professor catching a plane...
Joke: A Lawyer's Accident
This joke unveils the truth about certain people...
Joke: Impossible Demands
A man notices a woman sitting alone at a table in his favorite restaurant. He decides to send her a bottle of expensive Merlot...
Joke: What a Weird Cuckoo Clock...
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told my husband that I would be home by midnight...
Joke: 3 Nurses in Heaven
There are 3 nurses, but not the same kind of nurses...
Cheeky Joke: The Doctor and the Stutterer
Enjoy this funny joke about a guy who wanted his stutter removed...
Joke: How to Get Over the Language Barrier
A furniture salesman heads to Paris on a buying trip. He soon sees a lady that takes his fancy. The only problem is that he doesn't speak French...
Joke: When the Evangelicals Are On TV
When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...
Joke: When Children Blackmail...
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret...
Joke: The Power of the Thermos
A blond is in a store when a Thermos catches her eye. She begins to ask questions about it and eventually makes a purchase...
Joke: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest...
These newlyweds were asked to do something difficult...
Joke: A DISCOUNT You Say?!?
This couple wanted to go on a fun ride...
Joke: Thank Goodness the Farmer Came Over!
A husband and wife are traveling down a country lane when their car gets stuck in some mud. Luckily, a farmer shows up to give them a helping hand...