The Return of James Veitch and His Crusade Against Emails
"You should never open mail that isn't yours", James Veitch warns as he proceeds to open and reply to emails that weren't meant for him!
FUNNY: 12 Hilarious Restaurant Replies to Negative Reviews
These comebacks to bad restaurant reviews will crack you up.
Must See: What Happens When You Reply to Spam Emails
James Veitch gives you some insight into the inner workings of email scam artistry.
Joke: The Widow and the Special Words...
This joke begins with a grieving widow at a funeral, when a few men would like to say a few words... literally.
This Joke Starts with a Man Walking into a Bar...
A man enters a bar and orders a beer. To his delight, he's only charged 1c for it. Similarly, steak dinner is only 4c, but there's a reason for the cheapness...
Joke: A Drink Best Served Cold
Joke: The Special Golf Ball
Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball.
Silly Joke: Stalin and Comrade Sun
This silly joke begins with Stalin getting up in the morning.
A Generous Lawyer Invites a Family Over For Dinner (Joke)
When a lawyer is going about town in his limo, he spots two men eating grass at the side of the road. He immediately stops to see what on earth is going on...
Joke: State of Education
The visiting church school supervisor asks little Johnny during Bible class who broke down the walls of Jericho.
Hilarious: I Don't Have Money to Pay My Medical Bill
When a man suffers a heart attack and wakes up in a Catholic hospital, the questioning by the nun looking after him soon turns to his medical bills...
Joke: His One and Only Request...
This brave man had only one favor to ask...
This Joke Begins With a General Visiting an Army Hospital...
Joke: A Nauseated Blonde
The blonde wife came home from her first day commuting into the city....
Joke: What To Wear When The IRS Calls You In...
A man has been called in to the IRS to testify, but he's unsure of what to wear for the outcome to be most favorable for him. Read on to find out what happens..
Joke: Grandma and Her Boyfriend
A little girl is asking her single grandmother why she doesn't have a boyfriend, and her grandma replies that her TV is enough. Suddenly, the doorbell rings...
Hilarious: I Never Know What My Brother Will Do Next
When a couple has an accident on the way to hospital in order for the wife to deliver twins, the husband's practical joker brother steps in.
This Joke Starts With a Dad & Son Walking Into a Drugstore
A man walks into a drugstore together with his 8-year-old son. They walk past the condom display, and it's only moments before questions are asked...
Hilarious: The Pharmacist is NOT Impressed
After Dad visits the pharmacy and gets some treats for his young son, his boy's actions take an interesting turn on a return trip to the drug store...
This Joke Starts With a Christian Lady On a Business Trip
A Christian business lady is asked why she always carries her Bible with her. She begins to respond...
This Joke Starts With a Man Looking For Answers About Relations
When a young man wants to know whether having relations on the Sabbath is in violation of religious law, he consults a priest followed by a rabbi...
Hilarious Joke: What To Wear When The IRS Calls You In
Joke: Three Funerals and a Wedding
A woman makes a new friend at the gym, a beautiful woman. A few months later, she gets a wedding invitation. Excited, she asks her friend if this is her first marriage.
Joke: A Real Robbery
It was a late one night in Washington D.C, when a well dressed man went out to smoke in an alley behind a bar.
Joke: The Blond, The Policeman and the Pants
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window.
Joke: Mother vs. Wife
A 65 year old lady suddenly started learning to swim instead of her usual routine of going to bingo.
Joke: The Wild Card (Rude)
This joke begins with little Adam seeing something he shouldn't have...
Joke: The Buggy, The Wife and the Officer
A sheriff pulls over a woman who's trotting down the road in her horse and buggy. It appears there are a couple of very obvious problems that need fixing...
Joke: Arriving at the Pearly Gates
A woman found herself standing at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted her and said, "These are the Gates to Heaven, my dear. But you must do one more thing before you can enter."
This Joke Starts With Two Canaries Sharing a Cage
After many months in a cage together, a male and female canary finally get talking to each other. The male soon decides to make his move...
Hilarious: The Best of Little Johnny Jokes!
I'm always partial to a good Little Johnny joke, but when there's a collection of them in one place, you know there'll be people falling about laughing...
HILARIOUS: The Very Best of Classic Blonde Jokes!
Blondes aren't stupid, but these classic blonde jokes are still really funny.
Joke: What Time is It?
A man has to drive for a few days to get to his new house...
Making These Email Mistakes Comes Off As Rude or Annoying
When sending an email, the last thing you want is to come off as impolite or annoying. Here are 5 common email mistakes to avoid.
Joke: Never Forget...
This joke won't forget to make you laugh!
Joke: What ARE You?
Without sight, this bunny had to guess..
Hilarious: It Can Be Difficult Getting a Straight Answer...
A woman is in front of a judge giving answers about her pending divorce, but she seems to have trouble giving a straight answer...
This Joke Starts With a Woman At the Pearly Gates
When a woman arrives at the Pearly Gates before she enters Heaven, St. Peter makes her undertake a challenge...
Joke: The Chief. The Weather and the Unhelpful Advice
This joke begins with a Native American chief who has lost the knowledge of knowing the weather, so he found a roundabout way...
Joke: A True Story
This joke proves some stories are too weird for fiction.
Have You Heard This Joke? A Strange Creature...
Today's Joke: He Will Never Forget...
Joke: The Prejudiced Juror
man wanted to be dismissed from jury duty, but none of his excuses worked...
Joke: A Blonde Interview
A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview. The interviewer decides to start with the basics...
Captain, There's a Blonde Haired Problem in 1st-Class!
How on Earth are they going to convince this blonde she is not welcome in first-class without the right ticket?
Hilarious: The Busybody IRS Inspector and the Crafty CFO
The IRS seems to crawl its way into all personal and business affairs, and this inspector is no exception. Unfortunately he doesn't realize who he's up against.
Funny Joke: A Girl and Her Grandpa Go to the Store
A clerk tries it on with a pretty girl who's at the store he works at with her granddad. He asks for an odd form of paytment, but his plans are scuppered...
This Joke Starts With a Guy Laying Half Dead In a Ward
A patient is seriously ill in a hospital bed when it becomes apparent that his meds haven't been administered properly. Things go further downhill...
Joke: This Blonde Shall Not Move!
A beautiful young model boarded a plane to New York with a ticket for the economy section. She looked at the seats in economy, and then looked into the forward cabin at the luxurious first-class seats.
Funny Joke: The Marriage Seminar...
This Joke Starts With a Couples Special Seminar...
Joke: Under the Truck (Rude)
This joke starts with a man going to the doctor for advice...
Hilarious: He Knows Italian Very Well For An Irishman
An Irish police officer thinks he's particularly knowledgeable about cars. When the occupants of a car he pulls over begin to protest, things get even sillier...
Joke: Six Smart Answers
It was mealtime during a flight on Alaska Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked.. "Yes or no," she replied.
Joke: The Marriage Seminar Went Wrong
Joke: A Brewing Argument
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
Joke: The Sick Mother-In-Law
A man went to the hospital to visit his mother-in-law, who was in serious condition.
Joke: The Boss, The Factory Worker and the Light
Two factory workers are talking. The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
Joke: The Cannibals and Their Religious Food
This joke begins with two cannibals sitting around and discussing their religious diet, which includes missionaries...
Funny: A Rabbi and a Priest Decide to Buy a Car Together
A priest and a rabbi respectively run a church and a synagogue across the road from each other. As a result, they decide to buy a car to share between them.
Have You Heard This Joke? A Scot Goes to an English Uni
A young Scottish man assumes that it's perfectly normal to have a constant drone of bagpipes in his surroundings. His fellow students disagree...
Joke: Nah, Not For Me
A sales representative stops at a small manufacturing plant. He presents a box of cigars to the manager as a gift.
Joke: A Difference in Prizes
Bubba and Billy Bob were known for having quite a bit below the average smarts around Little Rock.
Joke: A Game of Weighing
Frank takes his blind date, Heather, to an amusement park.
Hilarious! Give Us This Day, Our Daily Chicken!
When the Pope and the Colonel get together...
Joke: Heaven Has Its Perks...
An 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash.
A Man Visits a Brothel With Ulterior Motives (Funny)
When a man visits a brothel and asks for the most expensive girl in there on consecutive days, people start to suspect that he's up to something...
Joke: The Noisy People
Donald MacDonald from the Scottish Highlands, went to study Law at a renowned and austere English university and was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there.
Who Knew That Coffee Could Cause Arguments? (Funny Joke)
A husband and wife are having an argument over who should brew the coffee. Little does the husband know that his wife already has the argument won...
Joke: Honesty ISN'T Always the Best Policy
Once there was a little boy that lived in the country with his father.
Who On Earth Does He Think He Is? (Hilarious Joke)
Jim genuinely thinks he can get away with just about anything, and this includes lying in job interviews...
Joke: I Bet You I Can Reach That Glass!
A man and bets a barman that he's able to urinate in a glass located on the far side of his bar. The barman agrees, but doesn't know what else is going on...
Joke: The Power of the Thermos
A blond is in a store when a Thermos catches her eye. She begins to ask questions about it and eventually makes a purchase...
Joke: Officer, It's the Car
Joke: The Spying Hotel
A man and his girlfriend check into a hotel..
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Discovering a Thermos
Joke: The Old Switcheroo...
George came home from University in tears....
Joke: The Firefighter, the Little Girl and Her Firetruck
This joke begins with a firefighter noticing a little girl with her own fire truck...
This Funny Story of Mother and Wife Will Make Men Cringe
Unfortunately, finding a wife is not always simple..
Hilarious: If I Only Knew the Truth of the Matter Sooner...
When a married couple make it to the Pearly Gates of Heaven after dying in a car crash, they meet St. Peter who tells them that everything is free...
Have You Heard This Joke? The Free Runner
He may be a bit too free with his style of running...
The Best Smart A$$ Answers!
The funniest smart a$$ answers given
Go Round Back and Do It There, OK Honey? (Hilarious Joke)
When a little girl begins to feel ill in church, her mother instructs her to go around the back and be sick. The little girl seemingly has other ideas...
This Joke Starts With Two Men Going On a Camping Trip
Two men go camping in the woods and promise to do it again 20 years after. They come across a beautiful fishing brook...
Today's Joke: The Wrong Accessory (Rude)
It's amazing what the right purchase can do...
Joke: Daddy Knows Best!
He's a self sufficient guy so this is a rare occurrence, however finding himself low on essentials he decides there's nothing for it and heads in.
How Much is My Bill Again!? (Hilarious Joke)
A woman takes her motionless dog to the vet, only for him to confirm that he is in fact dead. He employs a special method just to make sure...
Hilarious: I Bet You Can't Put That Back In There!
When a little boy finds an earthworm while raking leaves in the garden with his grandfather, he has no idea that he's about to win big - twice!
Joke: The Donor and Her Rich Son
One Sunday, when counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000.
Funny: It's Not My Fault That You Didn't Use Them, Pal
When a husband and wife on a long car journey decide to stop overnight, little did they imagine the shock they were in for when receiving their bill...
This Joke Begins With a Golf Swing...
This joke begins with an innocent golf swing...
Great Joke: The Bartender and His Very Low Prices
This joke begins with a man getting much cheaper drinks than he anticipated...
Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge
An old lady finds herself in front of a judge after stealing a can of peaches. He immediately hands down a sentence for her wicked deed...
Dinner Table Manners - Great Joke! (adult)
During a good manners and etiquette class being held for high-schoolers, , the teacher says to her students:
Have You Heard This One? The Farmer Being Grilled!
This joke is about an investigator investigating a rancher about how much he pays employees.
Hilarious: It's Pretty Easy to Determine Your Occupation
When a man gets lost in a hot air balloon, his only solution for getting back on track is to ask a man he's spotted below about where he actually is...
Hilarious: The Bells, They Toll for Thee!
We all have to go sometime, but this was a abrupt...
Joke: Sometimes Even Doctors Don't Have a Clue...
Sometimes the doctors really don't know what is going on...
Hilarious: The Monk and His Vow of Silence
A hilarious story about a monk and his vow of silence.
Have You Heard This Joke? Doc, There's Something Wrong!