Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk
An old man seems to be asking for it when he keeps annoying a huge guy at the pub...
Great Joke: The Bartender and His Very Low Prices
This joke begins with a man getting much cheaper drinks than he anticipated...
This Old West Joke Starts With a Stranger...
This joke starts with a cowboy asking bar patrons to watch his horse.
I Promise It'll Be Yours One Day, Honey (Hilarious Joke)
A husband and wife are walking down the street when the wife spots a diamond necklace in a jewelry store window. Sadly, he doesn't have the cash to buy it...
Joke: Wedding Decisions
A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...
Joke: She Still Likes to Have a Drink
An old lady is celebrating her 80th birthday aboard a cruise ship. The bartender buys her a drink, and she proceeds to have a few...
Joke: It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes
When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...
Joke: The Fortune Teller and the Bad News
A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans
Joke: A Drink Best Served Cold
A man enters a bar and orders a beer. To his delight, he's only charged 1c for it. Similarly, steak dinner is only 4c, but there's a reason for the cheapness...
Joke: The Old Golf Partner
When a husband and wife are discussing golf, the husband is surprised at her suggestion of a golfing buddy for him. But he soon realizes she has a point...
This Joke Starts With a Huge Family Waiting For a Bus
A blind man vies for a seat on a bus with a family with nine children. Inevitably, he and the husband do not make it on due to overcrowding. An argument ensues.
Joke: Two Women Hit It Off In Arizona
A wise woman gets a lift from a younger woman while walking out in the Arizona desert. It isn't long before they get talking...
Joke: This Man Really Needed to Confess Something...
A woman is holding a candlelit vigil at her husband's bedside when he tells her that he has a confession to make...
Joke: Come On, Honey...
A newlywed steps out of the shower and is promptly asked to pose for a nude photo by her husband. She wants one of him in return...
Joke: Drunken Lies
This joke begins with a very drunk man thinking he can outwit his wife.
Joke: Putting the Foot Down
When Joe and Bob are doing some work together, Bob notices how much Joe fusses over his wife. He asks him what's going on...
Joke: The Panty Rule
A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...
Joke: How Do I Look?
This woman is having some body image issues, and her husband thinks that he has the perfect response...
Have You Heard This One? An American in An Irish Pub
This joke begins with an American going into a pub in good ol' Ireland...
This Joke Starts With a Very Drunk Man...
Joke: Making This Call About a Wedding is a Tough Decision
This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...
This Joke Starts With Door-to-door Research Being Done
A man is doing door-to-door research on behalf of a petroleum jelly manufacturer when he a very beautiful housewife opens up her front door for him...
This Joke Starts With Two Dogs Mating in Someone's Yard
Two guys are riding in a car when their conversation turns to their respective sex lives. One proposes alcohol as a method of getting more action...
This Joke Starts With a Man Being Rushed to Hospital
Mr. Steinberg is rushed to hospital having suffered a heart attack. His wife wants a doctor's note for her to sleep with him after surgery...
This Joke Starts With a Man Working Late
A businessman works late to be with his young secretary, but eventually makes his way home. He begins to think up his excuses...
Hilarious: It Can Be Difficult Getting a Straight Answer...
A woman is in front of a judge giving answers about her pending divorce, but she seems to have trouble giving a straight answer...
This Joke Starts With an American Man Buying a Pig
An American man decides to stop off at a farm in the Deep South in order to buy a pig. Things soon start to get weird...
Hilarious: What On Earth Has Gotten Into the Minister?
A minister gives a talk to the Lions Club on sex, but things quickly start to unravel...
This Joke Starts With a Black-eyed Guy Boarding a Plane
Two men sit next to each other on a flight. They both notice that they have black eyes, and the conversation immediately turns to that...
This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Talking in Bed
A husband and wife are having a discussion in bed, but it isn't quite about what it seems at first...
Hilarious: Let Me Try and Use This Password
A woman is helping her husband to set up his new laptop. He decides to enter a new password, but the laptop doesn't seem to be interested...
Joke: Man Goes to a Psychiatrist About a Bossy Wife
A man visits a psychiatrist due to his bossy wife. The psychiatrist promptly tells him not to allow her to do so. He heads home with a new attitude.
Joke: Everything Seems to Be Going Wrong Today
This Joke Starts With News of a Divorce to the Kids
An elderly Miami man calls his kids with news of a divorce from their mother, but all isn't as it seems...
This Joke Starts With a Woman At the Pearly Gates
When a woman arrives at the Pearly Gates before she enters Heaven, St. Peter makes her undertake a challenge...
Who Knew That Coffee Could Cause Arguments? (Funny Joke)
A husband and wife are having an argument over who should brew the coffee. Little does the husband know that his wife already has the argument won...
Hilarious: Don't Worry Honey, He's On His Way
A woman is playing a round of gold with her husband when he has a heart attack. Luckily, it seems that there's a doctor on the course...
This Joke Starts With a Wife Deciding That She Looks Old
This Joke Starts With a Man Riding In the Back of a Cab
A man is catching a cab home when he realizes that the cab driver could give him a hand with catching his cheating wife. Things escalate quickly...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Speaking to a Congregation
A woman takes the mic during Mass and begins to tell the congregation of her husband's terrible ailment. Not surprisingly, the congregation is horrified...
It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes (Funny)
A Couple Get Into Bed On Their Wedding Night (Joke)
This Joke Starts With a Doctor and His Wife Arguing
A doctor and his wife are having a massive argument over breakfast, but he soon has to head out for work. He never expects what happens next...
This Joke Starts With a Drunk Irishman Driving His Car
An Irishman has had a bit to drink, but decides to get behind the wheel anyway. It isn't long before he's pulled over by a cop in hot pursuit...
Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge
An old lady finds herself in front of a judge after stealing a can of peaches. He immediately hands down a sentence for her wicked deed...
It's My Birthday, I'll Have a Drink If I Want To (Funny)
This Joke Starts With a Woman Visiting the Fortune Teller
A Wife Isn't Happy About An Unexpected Guest (Funny)
A husband decides to invited his friend over for dinner, but it's at the last minute. As one can image, his wife isn't happy at all...
Hilarious: Don't Ask Me What That Is Please, Son
When a young boy keeps asking about the thing that's dangling underneath the elephant, things get
This Joke Starts with a Man Walking into a Bar...
Hilarious: A Hard Worker, the Strip Club & the Angry Wife
When a wife decides to treat her hardworking husband to a visit to the strip club, she had no idea that it would turn out the way that it did...
This Man Managed a Challenge No-One Else Could (Funny)
A scrawny little man undertakes a challenge at a bar that no-one else seemed to be able to manage. As he begins, people look on in anticipation...
Hilarious: This Cowboy Seems a Little Confused...
This cowboy has a rather odd tradition that he likes to keep when he goes drinking at a bar. As he sits down, he begins to explain...
Hilarious: My Wife Just Won't Leave Me Alone
This attorney has a wife that just doesn't know when to be quiet. Sadly for him, she's on one on a day that he really needs some peace and quiet...
Hilarious: Uncle Ted's Running Around Scaring the Kids
When a married man arrives home early from work, the last thing he wants to find is a household in chaos. It turns out Uncle Ted is to blame...
Funny: The Wife Isn't Keen On My Partying
A man spent the previous weekend out partying with his friends. When he got home the following Sunday night, his wife didn't take it too well...
Joke: An Inappropriate Girth Remark!
A husband, who's busy doing yard work, makes an uncalled-for remark about the size of his wife's nether region. Her comeback is classic...
Joke: The Maid and the Wife
A cheeky joke about a maid who wants a raise...
This Joke Begins With a Lost Couple...
This couple washed up on a deserted island...
Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband
A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...
Joke: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost
When a doctor is tasked with fixing a rabbi's mangled manhood, he explains that there's a variation in price depending on the size...
Joke: Dad, I Need Money
A college student writes home to ask for money from his dad. Little did he know that his dad would have a rather curt reply...
Joke: The Flies Are Different Out in the Country!
A farmer gets pulled over for speeding. The police officer is busy writing him a ticket when he seems to have some problems with circle flies...
Joke: Mom and Dad's New Wife
When a husband's young new bride and his ex-wife are planning to wear the same dress on their wedding day, you know it's a recipe for disaster...
This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...
A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.
Joke: The Drunk Minister
A cowboy and a minister are on a flight to Texas. Although the cowboy orders a whisky, there won't be any alcohol for the minister on this flight...
Joke: The Complete Bar Experience
An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending all his free time in a bar...
Joke: Whose Panties Are These???
A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. Upon her return...
Joke: The Logic of Being Logical...
This joke begins with two guys having a conversation in the bar...
Hilarious: The 3 Women and the Drunkard
This joke begins with 3 villager women returning to their village and encountering something on the road...
Have You Heard This Joke? You MUST See the Circus!
The circus is coming to town and it's the perfect time for a brand, silly new joke!
Funny Joke: One, Two Three and You're Ready to Go!
This joke begins with an old man going to see a witch doctor
This Joke Begins With a Couple Going to a Strip Club
This joke involves a wife who takes her husband to a strip club for what she thinks is the first time...
This Joke Begins With a Husband Coming Home From Work...
This joke begins with a husband coming home to his wife...
I'm Not Going to Buy Him a Drink (Hilarious Joke)
A Nazi walks into a bar and buys a drink for everyone, bar a Jewish man who's sitting alone in a corner. His decision soon backfires...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Taking Her Lover Home
A married woman returns home with her lover, only for her 9-year-old son to spot them and hide in the closet. Her husband also arrives soon after...
This Joke Starts With a Cowboy Having Coffee At Starbucks
An old cowboy is at Starbucks having a coffee when he gets chatting to a young woman. She soon opens his eyes to something he never realized...
This Joke Starts With a Dad & Son Walking Into a Drugstore
A man walks into a drugstore together with his 8-year-old son. They walk past the condom display, and it's only moments before questions are asked...
This Naughty Policeman Prank Is Utterly Hysterical!
This hilarious prank involves a naughty policeman, his enraged wife and a few innocent bystanders. What's for certain is that it's downright hysterical!
This Joke Starts With a College Student Writing to His Dad
Joke: Wife Goes to the Cops to Report Her Missing Husband
A woman goes to the police to submit a missing person's report. The only problem is that her description of him isn't entirely accurate...
This Joke Starts With a Drunk Losing His Rolex
A drunk loses his Rolex on a dark street. Luckily for him, a good Samaritan soon passes by in order to give him a hand.
Genie, I Want Beer Now That I've Found You (Funny Joke)
A blonde redneck guy finds a lamp. He rubs it, and a genie emerges. His thoughts immediately turn to beer...
This Joke Starts With Two Men Playing a Quick 18 Holes
Two men are attempting to get in a quick round of golf when they are held up by two women. One of the men decides to give them the hurry-along...
This Joke Starts With an Old Pastor Looking For His Collar
A pastor is looking for his collar in his closest when he comes across a box that he had never seen in there before...
This Joke Starts With a Man Driving Through West Texas
When a man breaks down while driving through west Texas, a horse appears to be give him instructions on what he has to do to fix his car...
WATCH: Man Ditches "Pregnant" Wife In Hilarious Prank
A man pretends to ditch his "pregnant" wife for another woman in this hilarious prank. Watch the video to see the hilarious expressions on bystanders' faces.
What On Earth Is He Doing to That Cow? (Hilarious Joke)
A farmer is attempting to milk a cow, but she's just completely unruly and not having any of it. He soon resorts to tying her limbs up, but...
This Joke Starts With a Man Wanting to Take It With Him
A Guy Manages a Big Fail At a Girl's House (Funny Joke)
A young man is left to his own devices in the living room of a girl's house that he happens to be visiting. He soon lays his eyes on an ash-filled-vase...
This Lovely Lady Has a Message For the Manager (Hilarious)
A rather attractive woman leaves the ladies' room in a bar, and has a message for the manager. She turns her attentions to the barman to get it across...
I Don't Think It's Safe For Him to Use That Thing (Joke)
A drunk man turns up at a fairground booth and attempts to win a prize. When he hits three bullseyes in a row, everyone is amazed...
Hilarious: Barman, Why's That Meat Hanging Up There?
A man walks into a bar and wonders why on earth there are two pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. He promptly asks the barman why they're there...
Hilarious: Sir, Can You Stay in Your Allocated Seat?
When a theater usher finds an unruly cowboy sprawled across three seats, he has to intervene. Things soon get messy.. .
Funny Joke: A Girl and Her Grandpa Go to the Store
A clerk tries it on with a pretty girl who's at the store he works at with her granddad. He asks for an odd form of paytment, but his plans are scuppered...
He Was Lucky That This Woman Was There to Save Him (Funny)
A man is at a restaurant with his son when he begins to choke on three nickels that he was given to play with. A well-dressed woman calmly walks over to help...
This Joke Starts With Three Drunk Men Getting In a Taxi
Three guys have been out drinking when they decide to get a cab and head home, but the taxi driver seems to have other ideas...
Hilarious: I'm Going "Fishing" With My Boss, Honey
A man tells his wife that he's off on a fishing trip to Canada with his colleagues and his boss in order to bag himself a promotion...
This Joke Starts With a Cowboy & Minister On a Flight