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Joke: His First Jump

A blond guy always wanted to skydive. He waited for years before he had the nerve and enrolled in a skydiving class.

Joke: Who Gets the Parachute?

This joke begins with a plane starting to go down, who will get the parachutes?

Amazing History: The Man Who Took Down a Plane With a Gun

Owen Baggett is the only man ever to live known to have shot down a fighter plane using nothing but a handgun. Read his incredible story right here.

Joke: Talking Peace With Lawyers

wo attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat...

This Joke Starts With a Worried Man at His Annual Physical

An old man who's having memory problems visits his doctor for his annual physical. The doctor quickly comes up with a solution for his forgetfulness...

This Joke Starts With a Chinese Doctor Opening a Clinic

A Chinese doctor has a little difficulty opening a clinic in the US, so he takes matters into his own hands. He comes up with a rather novel business model...

Hilarious: How to Beat a Lawyer!

A lawyer asks a blonde to play a game on a plane, which requires handing over money when a question is answered wrongly. Little did he know what he was in for.

This Joke Starts With An Old Man Using Cold Water to Clean

A great joke about the best way to clean dishes...

Joke: The Arrogant Professor

This joke begins with an arrogant professor catching a plane...

Joke: A DISCOUNT You Say?!?

This couple wanted to go on a fun ride...

Joke: Well, THAT'S a First!

When a hunter arrives at the ER with a bear trap attached to his testicles, the story as to how it happened is bound to be weird...

This Joke Starts With a Huge Family Waiting For a Bus

A blind man vies for a seat on a bus with a family with nine children. Inevitably, he and the husband do not make it on due to overcrowding. An argument ensues.

This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

Joke: The Professor and the Old Man

An old college professor goes back to his former campus and finds his office. He promptly knocks on the door...

Joke: The Mute Boy Speaks For the First Time

n American couple decided to adopt a little German boy. After two years...

Joke: Doctor, What Do I Have?

A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling very ill. He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo tests.

Joke: The Old Man's Secret

A TV crew decides to visit a hundred years old man living alone in a cabin in the woods

Joke: I've Never Done This Before...

A beautiful woman is sitting next to a teenage boy on a plane....

Joke: The Blond Painter

A Blond man is hired to paint the lines on the road.

Joke: Little Johnny and the Hammer

Little Johnny comes downstairs crying to his mother...

Joke: The New School

An eleven-year-old Jewish boy was failing math. His parents tried everything from tutors to hypnosis; but to no avail.

Joke: The Honest Judge

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was saying to his lawyer, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined."...

Joke: Calling Up the Doctor

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office...

Joke: I Swear, He Can Talk!

A man and his dog walk into a talent agents office...

Joke: Well, It Can't Get Any Worse...

In a distant city at a bus stop, a beautiful young woman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt, with matching tight leather boots and jacket...

Joke: Pessimist vs. Optimist

There once were twin boys, age six, that had developed extreme personalities. One was a pessimist and the other a total optimist. Concerned, their parents took them to a psychiatrist...

Joke: The Tricky Questions...

A little boy has some questions for the teacher...

Joke: Bob, Bob, Bob and Bob

A journalist goes to interview a welfare queen, trying to understand why she gets so much money, and learns something unexpected.

Joke: The Native American Donkey

This joke begins with an anthropologist without a clue...

Joke: The Will, the Family and the Properties

When it was finally his time to go, he gathered all his family around him and said this...

Joke: Two Villagers On Their First Flight

This joke begins with two country boys taking their first ever flight.

Great Joke: What's Your Secret, Old Man?

This joke begins with an old man and a younger woman getting married...

Funny Joke: The Farmer, the Mule and the Trial Lawyer

This joke begins with a farmer testifying in court and a hot headed lawyer.

This Joke Begins With a Very Happy Ferrari Owner...

This old man's moped is surprisingly fast in this hilarious joke!

Joke: The Smartest or Dumbest Dog Ever?

This joke begins with perhaps the smartest dog ever...

Funny Joke: One, Two Three and You're Ready to Go!

This joke begins with an old man going to see a witch doctor

Funny Joke: The Chihuahua Guard Dog!

This joke begins with a husband off to find a good guard dog....

Funny Joke: A German, Japanese and Italian Get Captured...

This joke begins during WW2, where 3 prisoners from 3 different countries get captured...

This Joke Starts With a Very Arrogant Professor...

This joke begins with an arrogant professor catching a plane...

This Joke Starts With An Old Man Ordering a Hamburger

An old man goes to order a hamburger, but only orders one (he's with his wife). A good Samaritan soon decides to offer to buy them another burger...

This Joke Begins With Some Money Trouble...

This joke begins with a college student running into money trouble...

I Told You Not to Shoot More Than One Moose (Funny Joke)

Two moose hunters take a plane to a remote lake in Canada. The pilot warns them not to shoot more than one moose due to payload capacity...

This Joke Starts With a Boy Wandering In a Hotel

A boy wanders into a dark hotel room, only to find a couple having intercourse inside. Here's what happened next...

This Joke Starts With a Man Being Rushed to Hospital

Mr. Steinberg is rushed to hospital having suffered a heart attack. His wife wants a doctor's note for her to sleep with him after surgery...

Funny: I'm Gonna Ask This Hooker How Many Knots I'm Doing

A retired sailor picks up a prostitute at the docks. They take off to do their business. He asks her how he's doing...

How Much is My Bill Again!? (Hilarious Joke)

A woman takes her motionless dog to the vet, only for him to confirm that he is in fact dead. He employs a special method just to make sure...

My Office Looks Just the Same... Oh Wait (Hilarious Joke)

An old college professor goes back to his former campus and finds his office. He promptly knocks on the door...

This Joke Starts With a Girl About to Jump Off a Bridge

A biker spots a damsel in distress - she's about to throw herself off a bridge. he soon talks here into giving him a kiss...

This Joke Starts With a Guy Laying Half Dead In a Ward

A patient is seriously ill in a hospital bed when it becomes apparent that his meds haven't been administered properly. Things go further downhill...

Joke: In Life, They Say That What Goes Up Must Come Down

A man goes skydiving for the first time, but things begin to go awry as soon as he leaves the plane. Something even more surprising happens...

This Joke Starts With a Man Wanting to Take It With Him

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

This Joke Starts With a Guy Getting a Nice Jewish Dog

When a man gets a dog that has the ability to speak, his neighbor is completely stunned. Things begin to get weird very quickly from that point on...

Hilarious: He Turns Up At the ER In An Odd Predicament

When a hunter arrives at the ER with a bear trap attached to his testicles, the story as to how it happened is bound to be weird...

This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Reading a Rich Man's Will

A family is at the lawyer's office for the reading of the will of its deceased patriarch. Cousin Dan is also along for the reading, but he isn't well-liked...

This Joke Starts With a Psychology Teacher Giving a Class

A psychology professor starts his first class by asking his students about whether they think they're morons. Little did he know he has a smart-ass present...

This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Impressing a Client

When a hotshot Jamaican lawyer tries to make a big impression on who he thinks is his first client, things soon start to go awry...

This Joke Starts With a Little Boy Having a Temper Tantrum

When a little boy starts having a temper tantrum aboard a flight that's just about to take off, a retired Air Force general steps in to calm the situation...

This Joke Starts With a Woman Playing Bridge With Friends

Fay, a busy housewife, enjoys playing a game of bridge with her female friends, but they'r sick of her lewd jokes. They decide to offer her an ultimatum...

Funny Joke: I Need to Explain To You What That Is, Madam

A woman has a particularly odd problem with her nether region, so she chooses to visit a doctor to see if he can help...

A Generous Lawyer Invites a Family Over For Dinner (Joke)

When a lawyer is going about town in his limo, he spots two men eating grass at the side of the road. He immediately stops to see what on earth is going on...

Funny Joke: An Uninvited Guest Keeps Coming Over

An old, tired looking dog keeps wandering into the house next door. The owners decide that it's time to investigate...

Hilarious: An Old Worker Has a Bet With a Young Worker

A cheeky young construction worker thinks he can have his way with an older colleague, but little did he know how wrong he was...

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes

This blonde is so fed up of blonde jokes that she decides to change her hair color. Little did she know that she would be exposed just the same...

This Joke Starts With Two Doctors Making House Calls

The old doctor is showing the new doctor around and introducing him to the people he treats. The young doctor is surprised at how quickly he diagnoses...

This Joke Starts With A Man Pulling Up Next to a Ferrari

An old man pulls up next to a limited-edition Ferrari at some traffic lights. The driver immediately begins to show him the car, before he decides to floor it..

This Joke Starts With a Doctor and His Wife Arguing

A doctor and his wife are having a massive argument over breakfast, but he soon has to head out for work. He never expects what happens next...

This Joke Starts With a Man Trying to Steal a Hat

When a man attempts to steal a hat from a church and fails, he is duly punished. Little did he know that memories of his old one would soon come flooding back..

An Irishman Is Never One to Be Outdone (Hilarious Joke)

Three men are relaxing in a sauna when a war for technological supremacy breaks out. Not to be outdone, the Irishman hatches a cunning plan...

Hilarious: He's a Lucky Old Man... Or Is He?

This 84-year-old man has a 22-year-old woman at home, but he seems a bit confused about getting back home to her...

Joke: Sir, Your Promiscuity Has Come Back to Haunt You

An American man who had a sexually promiscuous episode while on his travels in China has been made to severely regret his actions...

This Joke Start With a Man Going On Trial For Murder...

This defendant is on trial for murder, but he's got faith in his high-flying lawyer to keep him out of jail. Read on to find out what happened...

Excuse Me Miss, But Do You Need a Hand There? (Funny)

When a beautiful lady attempts to board a bus, little did she know that her chosen outfit for the day was going to cause a whole load of problems...

Grandma, Her Two Lawyers and the Judge (Funny)

When a grandma enters court, little did the lawyers defending her know how their reputations were to be ruined in a matter of second...

Joke: So That Was How He Won the Presidency!

Henry asks his wife whether she has been unfaithful to him over their 50-year-long marriage. Her replies shock him...

Hilarious: The Caller Didn't Expect THAT Response...

This man appears to be a generous benefactor, but as the old adage goes, appearances aren't always as they seem...

Great Joke: Calling Upon the Preacher When Hearing Is Hard

When it looked like his hearing was going to become difficult, Larry decided to call upon a preacher to prevent the situation from deteriorating further...

Hilarious: The Rabbi, Holy Man and the Lawyer

When a car being ridden in by three friends breaks down, the farmer ends up with some unexpected guests...

Have Your Heard This One? The Price of a Discount

This couple wanted to go on a fun ride...

Have You Heard This Joke? Good News Or Bad News?

An artist is pleased to hear that all 10 of her paintings on display have been bought by someone. Unfortunately, the big purchase has a twist...

Have You Heard This One? The Advanced Vet

This veterinarian has his own way of checking his patients.

Have You Heard This Joke? You Can't Take it With You...

Are there banks in heaven?

Hilarious: Lawyer vs. Chiropractor

A lawyer is waiting in a long line trying to get tickets for the musical, Cats, when he suddenly feels a pair of hands kneading into this back...

Joke: God And I Have a Special Relationship!

This joke starts with an incredible story at the doctor's.

Joke: Feeling Like a Million Bucks!

The doctor can't dampen the spirits of this happy individual!

Joke Today: A Good Deed...

An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer...

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Joke: The Jewish Sons

This joke starts with a Jewish son converting...

Joke: Wedding Decisions

A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...

Joke: Did He Forget Her Birthday?

This is what happens when you don't remember your wife's date of birth!

Joke: The Suspicious Wife

This joke begins with a suspicious wife...