What Can "Bracelet Lines" Tell You About Your Future?
No one can predict the future, but with enough information, we can make wise judgments about it. Learn what your "bracelet lines" say about your future...
The Short and Simple Guide To Palm Reading...
The art of palm reading considered one of the oldest mystical arts in the world. Get to know yourself and others with the help of this simple guide!
The Lines on Your Wrist Can Tell You About Your Life...
This Priest Makes Beautiful Miniature Palm Crosses (Joke)
A priest decides to give out miniature palm crosses to his congregation. There's one who seems to need more...
Palm Readers Never Cease to Amaze (Hilarious Joke)
A man visits a palm reader that's exhibiting at a street fair. It doesn't take long for her to amaze him with her accuracy...
This is How You Read a Palm: A Simple Guide
This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Reading a Rich Man's Will
A family is at the lawyer's office for the reading of the will of its deceased patriarch. Cousin Dan is also along for the reading, but he isn't well-liked...
Joke: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest...
These newlyweds were asked to do something difficult...
Joke: The Fortune Teller and the Bad News
A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans
Joke: What Are We Going to Do Without a Camel?
A nun and priest are traveling through the desert when their camel decides to die on them. The conversation soon turns elsewhere...
Joke: Doctor, What Are You Going to Do With My Husband?
A man's penis just starts to grow with no end to the growth in sight. He soon resorts to seeking out a urologist...
Funny Joke: The Researcher, the General, and the Question
A young woman is undertaking research about intercourse and includes war veterans as part of her study. The answers she gets are surprising..
Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her
A newlywed couple are about to consummate their marriage as they're expected to, but neither of them have any idea what they're doing...
This Joke Starts With a Boy Wandering In a Hotel
A boy wanders into a dark hotel room, only to find a couple having intercourse inside. Here's what happened next...
This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple At a Travel Agency
Two elderly people are spotted by a travel agent at his agency's window. He promptly invites them in and discusses sending them on a dream vacation...
This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...
This Joke Starts With a New Priest Getting Advice
A newly-ordained priest is about to begin hearing confessions from the faithful, but he's nervous about how to go about it. He asks an older priest...
This Joke Starts With a Man Working Late
A businessman works late to be with his young secretary, but eventually makes his way home. He begins to think up his excuses...
Receptionist, You Must Come Quickly (Hilarious Joke)
A receptionist is alerted to the presence of a man outside the window of an old lady who's staying at the hotel. She goes to investigate the problem...
This Joke Starts With Two Men Going On a Camping Trip
Two men go camping in the woods and promise to do it again 20 years after. They come across a beautiful fishing brook...
Funny: A Rabbi and a Priest Decide to Buy a Car Together
A priest and a rabbi respectively run a church and a synagogue across the road from each other. As a result, they decide to buy a car to share between them.
It Looks Like the Camel's Gone and Humped Itself (Joke)
Joke: In Life, They Say That What Goes Up Must Come Down
A man goes skydiving for the first time, but things begin to go awry as soon as he leaves the plane. Something even more surprising happens...
This Joke Starts With a Man Sitting Next to a Cute Blonde
Blondes have a reputation for not being the sharpest knives in the drawer, but this man soon finds out that you should never judge a book by its cover...
Hilarious: Now That's How You Could Tell How Old He Is...
When an archeologist discovers a mummy in the Negev Desert, he knows he's come across something that's really remarkable...
This Joke Starts With a Rabbi, Priest and a Minister
A priest is out on a fishing boat when he needs to go to the bathroom. Immediately, he is joined by a minister, and both appear to walk on water...
Who Knew That Coffee Could Cause Arguments? (Funny Joke)
A husband and wife are having an argument over who should brew the coffee. Little does the husband know that his wife already has the argument won...
Hilarious: Excuse Me, Can I Borrow Your Blanket Please?
A man and a woman are both in a sleeping carriage on a train, but the man is feeling cold and decides to ask for a blanket. He isn't prepared for the response..
He Was Lucky That This Woman Was There to Save Him (Funny)
A man is at a restaurant with his son when he begins to choke on three nickels that he was given to play with. A well-dressed woman calmly walks over to help...
Joke: You'll Get Three Wishes If You Get to the Other Side
A rich man throws an elaborate party involving a tank laden with lethal creatures. A man suddenly decides to go for it, but things aren't what they seem...
Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge
An old lady finds herself in front of a judge after stealing a can of peaches. He immediately hands down a sentence for her wicked deed...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Visiting the Fortune Teller
Well, I Never Thought My Generosity Would Lead Me Here!
When word starts to spread about a generous Washington barber who gives out free haircuts to those who take care of the community, the inevitable happens...
This Joke Starts With a Lumberjack Confessing to Theft
When a lumberjack confesses to a priest that he's been stealing from the lumber yard, the priest is outraged. Find out how the confessional ensues...
This Joke Starts With a Man Looking For Answers About Relations
When a young man wants to know whether having relations on the Sabbath is in violation of religious law, he consults a priest followed by a rabbi...
This Joke Starts With a Priest Fed Up of People "Falling"
A priest had long served his congregation, but he was getting sick of all the people coming to him and confessing adultery. He hatches a plan...
Funny: It's Not My Fault That You Didn't Use Them, Pal
When a husband and wife on a long car journey decide to stop overnight, little did they imagine the shock they were in for when receiving their bill...
The Differences Between Men and Women Are Highly Apparent
This woman is worried about her boyfriend's behavior, but he doesn't seem to be bothered at all...
Joke: God Sets out to Find Those Who Really Lived as Men
An extinction event occurs on Earth, so all mortal souls go to Heaven. On arrival at the Pearly Gates, God seems to find an exemplary man... or is he?
Hilarious: The Young Priest's Ideas Are a Bit Out There
A young priest is trying to help his bishop out with returning people back to the congregation. His ideas are good, apart from one, which is quite far out...
Hilarious Joke! Pay Attention in Confession!
This sinner always pays attention to his confessor.
Uproarious: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest!
A Few Pearls of Funny Wisdom!
Some Great Lines to Keep in Mind
Hilarious: Theological Rumblings Cause Inclement Weather
Three clergymen are having a theological debate with a female minister in their church. When they don't drop their argument, divine intervention occurs...
I Love Reading These Funny Lines!
There's a grain of truth in every joke. And even as we laugh, the humor helps us remember some truths. Of course, sometimes a funny line... is just a funny line!
Welcome to Laugh Corner - Single Panel Comics
Dial down the stress as we approach our much-deserved weekend with some humor.
Joke: Wedding Decisions
A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...
Cheeky Joke: The Shocking News
This preacher was mishandled by the media...
Joke: Similar Problems...
What a coincidence!
Joke: Don't Drink and Jump
A man and a woman are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The man soon makes a startling revelation...
Joke: Lights Go Out, Naughty Comes Out...
Four people are in a train compartment together when everything goes dark. An opportunistic poor man decides to capitalize on the opportunity...
Joke: She Still Likes to Have a Drink
An old lady is celebrating her 80th birthday aboard a cruise ship. The bartender buys her a drink, and she proceeds to have a few...
This Joke Starts With a Retiree Entering a Pharmacy
When an old man walks into a drug store and makes an unusual request, the pharmacist decides to do a little prying...
Joke: The Odd Driver
When a cop pulls over a man for speeding, little does he know what he's in for...
Joke: Impossible Demands
A man notices a woman sitting alone at a table in his favorite restaurant. He decides to send her a bottle of expensive Merlot...
Joke: How to Get Over the Language Barrier
A furniture salesman heads to Paris on a buying trip. He soon sees a lady that takes his fancy. The only problem is that he doesn't speak French...
Joke: When the Evangelicals Are On TV
When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...
Joke: The Power of the Thermos
A blond is in a store when a Thermos catches her eye. She begins to ask questions about it and eventually makes a purchase...
Joke: Thank Goodness the Farmer Came Over!
A husband and wife are traveling down a country lane when their car gets stuck in some mud. Luckily, a farmer shows up to give them a helping hand...
This Hilarious Sign is Gaining Notoriety Around the World...
The Indian Hills Community Center sign in Colorado, USA, has gained a worldwide following thanks to the hilarious puns it displays. Here are 30 of them.
Joke: Hedging Your Bets
A man is on his deathbed and a priest is getting him ready for his long journey into the night. Despite his impending death, the man is still very cautious.
Joke: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky...
A man is all by himself in his hotel room while on a business trip. He decides that he wants some company for the evening. This is his story...
Joke: Could Have Had a Great Career In Insurance
It's Airman Jones' job to make sure that the knew recruits know what they're entitled to on joining in the army. That's when he begins his lesson in insurance..
Joke: It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes
When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...
Joke: Don't Panic!!!
When a pilot has a heart attack mid-flight, he and his co-pilot aim for LaGuardia airport, but the landing doesn't look like it will go to plan...
Joke: The Brothel Union
Guess which profession just got unionized...
Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband
A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...
Joke: A Naughty New Tenant
A new tenant has come to the house, and is already causing trouble!
Joke: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost
When a doctor is tasked with fixing a rabbi's mangled manhood, he explains that there's a variation in price depending on the size...
Joke: King Solomon's Decision
King Solomon isn't the monarch for nothing. When a man is dragged before him by two women, his decisions have to be calculated and swift...
Joke: HOW Could it Be Worse?
A guy runs into an old school friend on the street. The friend immediately begins talking about his financial troubles...
Joke: A Drink Best Served Cold
A man enters a bar and orders a beer. To his delight, he's only charged 1c for it. Similarly, steak dinner is only 4c, but there's a reason for the cheapness...
Joke: The Mother Superior Really Needs to Calm Down..
Mother Superior is dying, and her nuns comfort her during her last moments. Suddenly, one of the nuns has a great idea...
Joke: The Generous Old Lady
A pastor pleads to his congregation to be generous with donations that day. He soon notices a $1000 bill on one of the offering plates...
14 Photos Proving Humor Makes a Relationship Stronger
Relationships are not always simple, but laughing together make is priceless. Take a look at these hilarious and adorable relationship moments.
Joke: The Curious Little Girl
When a little girls begins asking her Mom every question under the sun, Mom understandably begins to become annoyed at her. Then, a friend gives her advice...
Joke: A True Story
This joke proves some stories are too weird for fiction.
Joke: To Heaven and Back
A woman suffers a heart attack and ends up in hospital. She has a near-death experience, but awakens. She decides to get some work done...
Joke: The Blondes and the Suspect
Three blondes are being interrogated in order to become detectives. The question turns to how to identify a suspect...
Joke: Dad, I Need Money
A college student writes home to ask for money from his dad. Little did he know that his dad would have a rather curt reply...
Joke: Driving By the Numbers
An old lady is spotted driving very slowly on a highway by a policeman who promptly pulls her over. The problem soon becomes apparent...
Joke: Ah, to Be Six Again...
A man doesn't know what to do when his wife says she wants to be six again...
Joke: Two Prostitutes and Their Sign
Two prostitutes get pulled over by a police officer because of their rude sign...
Joke: Well, THAT'S a First!
When a hunter arrives at the ER with a bear trap attached to his testicles, the story as to how it happened is bound to be weird...
Joke: Anything to Regret?
A famous surgeon dies and goes to heaven. He asks whether he's done anything that he regrets. He confesses to a minor sin, but all seems to be well...
Joke: The Weird Letter
A man working at the post office has to go through all the illegible letters when he comes across one from Edna...
Joke: The Duck Rule
When three guys die in an accident and go to Heaven, St. Peter is first to remark on the ugliness of one of their wives...
This Joke Starts With Two Stupid Scoundrels Having a Drink...
Two stupid scoundrels are having a drink in a saloon in the Wild West. The barman tells them about a terrible thing the Indians did to his barn...
Joke: The Old Golf Partner
When a husband and wife are discussing golf, the husband is surprised at her suggestion of a golfing buddy for him. But he soon realizes she has a point...
Joke: Everything For a $1
When a man sees an ad for a vacation at a golf resort where everything costs just a single dollar, he immediately decides to book himself a holiday...
Joke: The 160 Year Old Man
A man dies in a car accident and goes to heaven. He's amazed to find that there's a huge orchestra and singing angels to greet him when he arrives...
Joke: I Didn't Know That Divine Intervention Happens
When a tradesman named Jack begins to pain the inside of a church, he didn't know know that divine intervention would occur...
This Joke Starts With a Huge Family Waiting For a Bus
A blind man vies for a seat on a bus with a family with nine children. Inevitably, he and the husband do not make it on due to overcrowding. An argument ensues.
Joke: The Farmer and the State Trooper
The state decides to spend $6 million to raise all highway signs by 12 inches. A state trooper and farmer soon get talking about it...
Joke: The Resemblance is Uncanny...
When a pastor is mistaken for a country singer while doing his rounds, he's quite taken aback, however he soon gets used to his new-found fame...
Joke: The Flies Are Different Out in the Country!
A farmer gets pulled over for speeding. The police officer is busy writing him a ticket when he seems to have some problems with circle flies...
Joke: Some People Are Just Never Happy in Life!
Sometimes in life, you just can't get it right in the eyes of people. That's why you really shouldn't try to please everyone...
Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk
An old man seems to be asking for it when he keeps annoying a huge guy at the pub...
Joke: The Three Politicians
Three politicians, an American, a Russian, and a Brazilian are socializing together. The conversation turns to how they all made their money...
Naughty Joke: These Days Are Much More Liberal, Grandma
When a granddaughter comes downstairs in a see-through blouse and without a bra on, grandma plots a fitting response for her not doing as she says...