Officers

Joke: Officer, It's the Car

An Irish police officer thinks he's particularly knowledgeable about cars. When the occupants of a car he pulls over begin to protest, things get even sillier...

Joke: The Illegal Fisher and the Police Officer

This joke begins with some illegal fishing...

Joke: What's the Matter Officer?

This joke begins with a man encountering a lady of the night.

Joke: But Officer, I Was In a Rush!

A motorist is pulled over for speeding in a small town. The officer immediately decides to lock the man up in a cell until he cools off...

HILARIOUS: The Office Can Be a Funny Place!

Four short and funny jokes about office and business situations!

Joke: The Little Old Lady and the Curious Officer

This joke begins with an old lady with bags of money walking down the street...

This Joke Begins With a Very Irate Police Officer...

This joke begins with a cop flagging a car to stop, but things get weird from there...

This Joke Starts With a Man Working At the Post Office

A man working at the post office has to go through all the illegible letters when he comes across one from Edna...

Joke: Little Johnny Goes to the Principal's Office

Little Johnny and his classmates get asked what their mothers do for a living. He answers promptly, but his answer gets him swiftly sent to the principal...

Joke: The Buggy, The Wife and the Officer

A sheriff pulls over a woman who's trotting down the road in her horse and buggy. It appears there are a couple of very obvious problems that need fixing...

My Office Looks Just the Same... Oh Wait (Hilarious Joke)

An old college professor goes back to his former campus and finds his office. He promptly knocks on the door...

Today's Joke: A Spontaneous Confession

He did NOT see this coming.

Have You Heard This Joke? The True meaning of Bravery

This is what true bravery is all about...

Joke: The Problematic Driver

A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes...

Have You Ever Seen Such Well-Trained Lobsters?

A fisherman is caught red-handed with lobsters after the season had already been closed for two weeks. Little did the officer know that he has an explanation...

This Blonde Seems to Be Going Along with the Plan...

When three feisty office gals make a plan, they don't all reap the benefits...

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Crashing Her Car Badly

A blonde totals her car when a police officer arrives on the scene. She promptly begins to explain what happened to him.

Joke: Two Prostitutes and Their Sign

Two prostitutes get pulled over by a police officer because of their rude sign...

Have You Heard This One? Driving By the Numbers!

What is wrong with this driver??

Joke: Driving By the Numbers

An old lady is spotted driving very slowly on a highway by a policeman who promptly pulls her over. The problem soon becomes apparent...

Funny Joke: It's All About the Badge...

This joke starts with a clueless DEA police officer...

This Joke Starts With a Suspicious Driver...

This drunk driver had a bit of a surprise for the officer.

Funny Joke: An Old Lady Gets Her Road Signs Confused

An old lady is spotted driving very slowly on a highway by a policeman who promptly pulls her over. The problem soon becomes apparent...

Funny Joke: When a Mexican Crosses the Border

A hilarious joke about a border patrol and a Mexican teen.

Hilarious Joke: A Woman's Smart Answer

This woman just thought of the perfect answer to this cop's accusation.

Great Joke: Whatever You Do, Don't Get Caught...

A brunette, a redhead and a blond all worked in the same office with the same female boss...

You'll Appreciate Mothers a Lot More After Reading This

This wonderful little tale will remind you of how tough the occupation of motherhood can really be.

Joke: Getting the Son Into the Business

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

Joke: Stop, You're Blonde!

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.

Hilarious Joke: Does This Guy Know What He's Doing?

A rookie police officer is out on patrol with a veteran when they spot a bunch of people loitering on a sidewalk. They soon step in to take action...

Have You Heard This Joke? That's NOT What It Means

An old woman gets a flat tire on the interstate. She immediately begins to take what she believes are the appropriate precautions...

Joke: Sir, What Are the Knives For?

A man was pulled over by a police officer. As the officer approached the vehicle he noticed a large number of knives in the back seat...

Funny Joke: Come On Guys, We're Busting Out of Here

An engineer, a physicist and mathematician are in jail together, but it isn't for long...

Joke: A Woman's Clever Answer

This woman just thought of the perfect answer to this cop's accusation.

Joke: The Flies Are Different Out in the Country!

A farmer gets pulled over for speeding. The police officer is busy writing him a ticket when he seems to have some problems with circle flies...

How to Make a Policeman Laugh So Hard He Lets You Off

When this husband is caught speeding, he knows the perfect thing to say.

Joke: The Blond, The Policeman and the Pants

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window.

Hilarious: The Blonde's Arrest

This comic strip sees a stereotypical blonde being arrested by a female officer. It goes without saying that hilarity ensues...

Joke: Break it Up, People!

A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.

Joke: The Genie and the Government Worker

A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet.

Shocking Joke: This Femme-Fatale Is Licensed to Kill

When this police officer pulls over a speedy woman driver, he couldn't believe what she told him.

Joke: The Emergency Situation

A car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. The lady driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road...

The Psychology of Color - Informative!

What colors should you use to paint your house and office? Well, that depends on what you want to achieve!

Joke: The Fastest Worker

Paul gets a job at the post office and immediately impresses his supervisor with the speed at which he works. The thing is, there's something he's not doing...

Great Joke: The Truth About How Congress Works...

This is the decision making of the congress. Is it any wonder we're in trouble?

Joke: Calling Up the Doctor

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office...

Funny: Congressman, What Must We Do About That Scrapyard?

Congressmen are having a hearing pertaining to a scrapyard that the government owns in the middle of the desert...

Joke: A Blonde Dilemma

3 Great jokes about blondes and driving...

Joke: The Odd Driver

When a cop pulls over a man for speeding, little does he know what he's in for...

Joke: The Miracle Man

The police have had trouble determining whether or not their suspects are guilty of committing the crimes they were arrested for.

Joke: I KNEW You Were Drunk!

I got pulled over earlier today. This is the conversation I had with the police officer:

This Van is Better Than Most Limos

These luxury vans are detailed in Germany by a company that turns them from a box with wheels to a luxury office.

Have You Heard This Joke? The Retirement Plan

This retirement plan ran into some difficulties... so they came up with a solution.

Joke: How Much Do You Charge?

A man finds himself in need of a good lawyer. He finds one online and goes to his office.

Joke: This General is No Sucker...

This retirement plan ran into some difficulties...

Blondes and Driving Don't Mix!

3 Great jokes about blondes and driving...

Funny Joke: A German, Japanese and Italian Get Captured...

This joke begins during WW2, where 3 prisoners from 3 different countries get captured...

Joke: A Rather Odd Man Is Pulled Over For Speeding

When a cop pulls over a man for speeding, little does he know what he's in for...

Italian Artist Discovers The Hidden Beauty In Paper Clips!

Italian Artist Pietro D'Angelo gave up conventional methods of sculpting to create these stunning masterpieces out of only paper clips

Joke: The Weird Letter

A man working at the post office has to go through all the illegible letters when he comes across one from Edna...

Hilarious Makeshift and Improvised Work-From-Home Stations

With WFH (work from home) becoming the norm, employees across the world share their hilarious experiences trying to set up home work spaces

10 Creative and Effective Ways to Help You Stay Concentrated

Do you often feel like you can't keep your focus when at work or home? You should try these 10 tips and see what a difference they make in your life!