These Funny Notes Were Left For Inconsiderate Thieves
Sometimes, people don’t take very kindly to have their stuff stolen…
Joke: A Visiting Canine
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard. I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of...
This Joke Starts With a Man Being Rushed to Hospital
Mr. Steinberg is rushed to hospital having suffered a heart attack. His wife wants a doctor's note for her to sleep with him after surgery...
Joke: Fred's Last Important Note
Always check before you read something aloud...
Doggie Nap Time - A Curious Joke!
Hilarious: Don't Worry Honey, He's On His Way
A woman is playing a round of gold with her husband when he has a heart attack. Luckily, it seems that there's a doctor on the course...
This Joke Starts With a Doctor and His Wife Arguing
A doctor and his wife are having a massive argument over breakfast, but he soon has to head out for work. He never expects what happens next...
Joke: Wedding Decisions
A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...
Joke: It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes
When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...
Joke: The Fortune Teller and the Bad News
A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans
Joke: The Old Golf Partner
When a husband and wife are discussing golf, the husband is surprised at her suggestion of a golfing buddy for him. But he soon realizes she has a point...
This Joke Starts With a Huge Family Waiting For a Bus
A blind man vies for a seat on a bus with a family with nine children. Inevitably, he and the husband do not make it on due to overcrowding. An argument ensues.
Joke: Two Women Hit It Off In Arizona
A wise woman gets a lift from a younger woman while walking out in the Arizona desert. It isn't long before they get talking...
HILARIOUS: 14 Silly Signs That'll Make Your Day
Need a laugh? Check out these hilariously weird signs that make no sense.
Joke: This Man Really Needed to Confess Something...
A woman is holding a candlelit vigil at her husband's bedside when he tells her that he has a confession to make...
Joke: Come On, Honey...
A newlywed steps out of the shower and is promptly asked to pose for a nude photo by her husband. She wants one of him in return...
Joke: Putting the Foot Down
When Joe and Bob are doing some work together, Bob notices how much Joe fusses over his wife. He asks him what's going on...
Joke: The Panty Rule
A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...
Joke: How Do I Look?
This woman is having some body image issues, and her husband thinks that he has the perfect response...
Joke: Making This Call About a Wedding is a Tough Decision
This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed
A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...
This Joke Starts With Door-to-door Research Being Done
A man is doing door-to-door research on behalf of a petroleum jelly manufacturer when he a very beautiful housewife opens up her front door for him...
This Joke Starts With Two Dogs Mating in Someone's Yard
Two guys are riding in a car when their conversation turns to their respective sex lives. One proposes alcohol as a method of getting more action...
This Joke Starts With a Man Working Late
A businessman works late to be with his young secretary, but eventually makes his way home. He begins to think up his excuses...
Hilarious: It Can Be Difficult Getting a Straight Answer...
A woman is in front of a judge giving answers about her pending divorce, but she seems to have trouble giving a straight answer...
This Joke Starts With an American Man Buying a Pig
An American man decides to stop off at a farm in the Deep South in order to buy a pig. Things soon start to get weird...
Hilarious: What On Earth Has Gotten Into the Minister?
A minister gives a talk to the Lions Club on sex, but things quickly start to unravel...
This Joke Starts With a Black-eyed Guy Boarding a Plane
Two men sit next to each other on a flight. They both notice that they have black eyes, and the conversation immediately turns to that...
This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Talking in Bed
A husband and wife are having a discussion in bed, but it isn't quite about what it seems at first...
Hilarious: Let Me Try and Use This Password
A woman is helping her husband to set up his new laptop. He decides to enter a new password, but the laptop doesn't seem to be interested...
Joke: Man Goes to a Psychiatrist About a Bossy Wife
A man visits a psychiatrist due to his bossy wife. The psychiatrist promptly tells him not to allow her to do so. He heads home with a new attitude.
I Promise It'll Be Yours One Day, Honey (Hilarious Joke)
A husband and wife are walking down the street when the wife spots a diamond necklace in a jewelry store window. Sadly, he doesn't have the cash to buy it...
Joke: Everything Seems to Be Going Wrong Today
This Joke Starts With News of a Divorce to the Kids
An elderly Miami man calls his kids with news of a divorce from their mother, but all isn't as it seems...
This Joke Starts With a Woman At the Pearly Gates
When a woman arrives at the Pearly Gates before she enters Heaven, St. Peter makes her undertake a challenge...
Who Knew That Coffee Could Cause Arguments? (Funny Joke)
A husband and wife are having an argument over who should brew the coffee. Little does the husband know that his wife already has the argument won...
This Joke Starts With a Wife Deciding That She Looks Old
This Joke Starts With a Man Riding In the Back of a Cab
A man is catching a cab home when he realizes that the cab driver could give him a hand with catching his cheating wife. Things escalate quickly...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Speaking to a Congregation
A woman takes the mic during Mass and begins to tell the congregation of her husband's terrible ailment. Not surprisingly, the congregation is horrified...
This Joke Starts With Two Doctors Making House Calls
The old doctor is showing the new doctor around and introducing him to the people he treats. The young doctor is surprised at how quickly he diagnoses...
It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes (Funny)
A Couple Get Into Bed On Their Wedding Night (Joke)
Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge
An old lady finds herself in front of a judge after stealing a can of peaches. He immediately hands down a sentence for her wicked deed...
This Joke Starts With a Woman Visiting the Fortune Teller
A Wife Isn't Happy About An Unexpected Guest (Funny)
A husband decides to invited his friend over for dinner, but it's at the last minute. As one can image, his wife isn't happy at all...
Hilarious: A Hard Worker, the Strip Club & the Angry Wife
When a wife decides to treat her hardworking husband to a visit to the strip club, she had no idea that it would turn out the way that it did...
Hilarious: My Wife Just Won't Leave Me Alone
This attorney has a wife that just doesn't know when to be quiet. Sadly for him, she's on one on a day that he really needs some peace and quiet...
Hilarious: Uncle Ted's Running Around Scaring the Kids
When a married man arrives home early from work, the last thing he wants to find is a household in chaos. It turns out Uncle Ted is to blame...
Joke: An Inappropriate Girth Remark!
A husband, who's busy doing yard work, makes an uncalled-for remark about the size of his wife's nether region. Her comeback is classic...
Funny Signs: What Happened HERE???
These business owners have had enough of people's BS and they hung up signs to let everyone know. The result will have you rolling on the floor!
Vandalism Is Not Okay. Unless It Makes You Laugh Out Loud
Vandalism is WRONG. Unless it makes you laugh out loud. Then it’s okay.
Joke: The Maid and the Wife
A cheeky joke about a maid who wants a raise...
This Joke Begins With a Lost Couple...
This couple washed up on a deserted island...
Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband
A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...
Joke: A Naughty New Tenant
A new tenant has come to the house, and is already causing trouble!
Joke: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost
When a doctor is tasked with fixing a rabbi's mangled manhood, he explains that there's a variation in price depending on the size...
Joke: To Heaven and Back
A woman suffers a heart attack and ends up in hospital. She has a near-death experience, but awakens. She decides to get some work done...
Joke: Well, THAT'S a First!
When a hunter arrives at the ER with a bear trap attached to his testicles, the story as to how it happened is bound to be weird...
These Weird Road Signs Will Make You Laugh!
These outrageously funny street signs are certainly worth slowing down for!
Joke: Mom and Dad's New Wife
When a husband's young new bride and his ex-wife are planning to wear the same dress on their wedding day, you know it's a recipe for disaster...
This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...
A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.
Hilarious: These Funny Restaurant Signs Cracked People Up
Whenever people drove by these fast food joints, they were stopped in their tracks by their hilarious signs. Take a look.
Joke: Drunken Lies
This joke begins with a very drunk man thinking he can outwit his wife.
Hilarious These Silly Signs Made Me Laugh!
19 funny signs that were written on purpose to be hilarious and witty.
Joke: Whose Panties Are These???
A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. Upon her return...
Have You Heard This Joke? You MUST See the Circus!
The circus is coming to town and it's the perfect time for a brand, silly new joke!
Funny Joke: One, Two Three and You're Ready to Go!
This joke begins with an old man going to see a witch doctor
This Joke Begins With a Couple Going to a Strip Club
This joke involves a wife who takes her husband to a strip club for what she thinks is the first time...
This Joke Begins With a Husband Coming Home From Work...
This joke begins with a husband coming home to his wife...
This Joke Starts With a Very Drunk Man...
This Naughty Policeman Prank Is Utterly Hysterical!
This hilarious prank involves a naughty policeman, his enraged wife and a few innocent bystanders. What's for certain is that it's downright hysterical!
This Joke Starts With a Middle-aged Lady Going to Hospital
Hilarious: I Don't Have Money to Pay My Medical Bill
When a man suffers a heart attack and wakes up in a Catholic hospital, the questioning by the nun looking after him soon turns to his medical bills...
Joke: Wife Goes to the Cops to Report Her Missing Husband
A woman goes to the police to submit a missing person's report. The only problem is that her description of him isn't entirely accurate...
This Joke Starts With a Worried Man at His Annual Physical
An old man who's having memory problems visits his doctor for his annual physical. The doctor quickly comes up with a solution for his forgetfulness...
How Much is My Bill Again!? (Hilarious Joke)
A woman takes her motionless dog to the vet, only for him to confirm that he is in fact dead. He employs a special method just to make sure...
Innovation or Insanity? 15 Bizarre Concepts
People leave you wondering where on Earth they got a certain idea that they had. These 16 photos really need to be seen to be believed.
This Joke Starts With Two Men Playing a Quick 18 Holes
Two men are attempting to get in a quick round of golf when they are held up by two women. One of the men decides to give them the hurry-along...
This Joke Starts With a Chinese Doctor Opening a Clinic
A Chinese doctor has a little difficulty opening a clinic in the US, so he takes matters into his own hands. He comes up with a rather novel business model...
This Joke Starts With an Old Pastor Looking For His Collar
A pastor is looking for his collar in his closest when he comes across a box that he had never seen in there before...
This Joke Starts With a Guy Laying Half Dead In a Ward
A patient is seriously ill in a hospital bed when it becomes apparent that his meds haven't been administered properly. Things go further downhill...
WATCH: Man Ditches "Pregnant" Wife In Hilarious Prank
A man pretends to ditch his "pregnant" wife for another woman in this hilarious prank. Watch the video to see the hilarious expressions on bystanders' faces.
What On Earth Is He Doing to That Cow? (Hilarious Joke)
A farmer is attempting to milk a cow, but she's just completely unruly and not having any of it. He soon resorts to tying her limbs up, but...
This Joke Starts With a Man Wanting to Take It With Him
This Joke Starts With a Guy Getting a Nice Jewish Dog
When a man gets a dog that has the ability to speak, his neighbor is completely stunned. Things begin to get weird very quickly from that point on...
Hilarious: He Turns Up At the ER In An Odd Predicament
These Funny Signs Excel At Stating the Obvious...
Some signs that you come across in life literally leave you scratching your head. Their messages are so obvious that they beggar belief. Take a look.
Funny Joke: I Need to Explain To You What That Is, Madam
A woman has a particularly odd problem with her nether region, so she chooses to visit a doctor to see if he can help...
Funny Joke: An Uninvited Guest Keeps Coming Over
An old, tired looking dog keeps wandering into the house next door. The owners decide that it's time to investigate...
Hilarious: I'm Going "Fishing" With My Boss, Honey
A man tells his wife that he's off on a fishing trip to Canada with his colleagues and his boss in order to bag himself a promotion...
This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes
This blonde is so fed up of blonde jokes that she decides to change her hair color. Little did she know that she would be exposed just the same...
Hilarious: Some Translations are Too Funny to Correct!
When you're running a business in some far-off land, there's no excuse for not using Google Translate to make a sign. These disastrous results are hilarious!
America's Funniest Church Signs to Brighten Your Day
Churches seem to have found that addressing dwindling congregations can be achieved with a great sense of humor. Here are 14 hysterically funny US church signs.
After An Argument In Bed, Hubby Is On the Couch (Funny)
This Joke Starts With a Drunk Irishman Driving His Car
An Irishman has had a bit to drink, but decides to get behind the wheel anyway. It isn't long before he's pulled over by a cop in hot pursuit...
Rabbi, My Wife Is Trying to Poison Me. What Should I Do?
A man is concerned about his wife poisoning him, so he seeks out a Rabbi's advice.The Rabbi's response is rather surprising...
When a Ridiculous Sign is Put Up, Hilarity Ensues!
There are certain signs that you come across that leave you wondering what was going on in the mind of the person that put it up. Here are 16 hilarious signs.
Hilarious: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost
Funny: It's Not My Fault That You Didn't Use Them, Pal
When a husband and wife on a long car journey decide to stop overnight, little did they imagine the shock they were in for when receiving their bill...
Have You Ever Read a Sign Or Notice and Thought... WHAT!?
Sometimes you see a sign or notice and you just have to do a double take. These 18 utterly hilarious spelling fails will have you laughing all day long!