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This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Reading a Rich Man's Will

A family is at the lawyer's office for the reading of the will of its deceased patriarch. Cousin Dan is also along for the reading, but he isn't well-liked...

Hilarious: Asking a Blonde a Million-Dollar Question

On Who Wants to be a Millionaire, there's a contestant who's in with a shout of the big prize. Will she be victorious?

This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

This Joke Starts With a Man Sitting Next to a Cute Blonde

Blondes have a reputation for not being the sharpest knives in the drawer, but this man soon finds out that you should never judge a book by its cover...

This Joke Starts With a Man Wanting to Take It With Him

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

This Joke Starts With a Lawyer Impressing a Client

When a hotshot Jamaican lawyer tries to make a big impression on who he thinks is his first client, things soon start to go awry...

Joke: You'll Get Three Wishes If You Get to the Other Side

A rich man throws an elaborate party involving a tank laden with lethal creatures. A man suddenly decides to go for it, but things aren't what they seem...

Joke: Lights Go Out, Naughty Comes Out...

Four people are in a train compartment together when everything goes dark. An opportunistic poor man decides to capitalize on the opportunity...

Joke: Impossible Demands

A man notices a woman sitting alone at a table in his favorite restaurant. He decides to send her a bottle of expensive Merlot...

Joke: The Power of the Thermos

A blond is in a store when a Thermos catches her eye. She begins to ask questions about it and eventually makes a purchase...

Joke: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky...

A man is all by himself in his hotel room while on a business trip. He decides that he wants some company for the evening. This is his story...

Joke: King Solomon's Decision

King Solomon isn't the monarch for nothing. When a man is dragged before him by two women, his decisions have to be calculated and swift...

Joke: The Three Politicians

Three politicians, an American, a Russian, and a Brazilian are socializing together. The conversation turns to how they all made their money...

Joke: Doctor, What Are You Going to Do With My Husband?

A man's penis just starts to grow with no end to the growth in sight. He soon resorts to seeking out a urologist...

Joke: Is Your Daddy Home?

A boss begins to wonder where on Earth his employee is when he decides to make a phone call to his house to see where he is. His son answers...

Joke: How to Annoy Nelson Mandela

When Nelson Mandela gets a knock on his door from an angry Chinese deliveryman, he doesn't quite know what to do about it...

Joke: Talking Peace With Lawyers

wo attorneys boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat...

Funny Joke: The Researcher, the General, and the Question

A young woman is undertaking research about intercourse and includes war veterans as part of her study. The answers she gets are surprising..

Hilarious: But Dad, I Have No Idea What to Do With Her

A newlywed couple are about to consummate their marriage as they're expected to, but neither of them have any idea what they're doing...

This Joke Starts With an Elderly Couple At a Travel Agency

Two elderly people are spotted by a travel agent at his agency's window. He promptly invites them in and discusses sending them on a dream vacation...

This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed

A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...

Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned (Hilarious Joke)

An Amsterdam man goes to confession because he has something on his mind. He soon begins to talk of his sins to the priest...

This Joke Starts With a Christian Lady On a Business Trip

A Christian business lady is asked why she always carries her Bible with her. She begins to respond...

This Joke Starts With a Man Working Late

A businessman works late to be with his young secretary, but eventually makes his way home. He begins to think up his excuses...

The Language Barrier Might Prove Difficult Here (Funny)

A man enters a store in China to buy gifts for his kids. He eyes a CD player, but can't be sure of its quality thanks to the language barrier...

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Wanting to Earn Extra Money

A blonde is looking around the neighborhood to see what she could do to make money. She decides to take up porch-painting.

Receptionist, You Must Come Quickly (Hilarious Joke)

A receptionist is alerted to the presence of a man outside the window of an old lady who's staying at the hotel. She goes to investigate the problem...

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Asked to Climb a Pole

A blonde is out and about when a group of men ask her to climb a pole. It doesn't take long for her to oblige...

Genie, I Want Beer Now That I've Found You (Funny Joke)

A blonde redneck guy finds a lamp. He rubs it, and a genie emerges. His thoughts immediately turn to beer...

Hilarious: There's Something Missing From My Suit, Tailor

A young banker goes to a tailor to get measured for a new suit. When it's ready, he soon realizes that there's something wrong with it...

This Joke Starts With a Black-eyed Guy Boarding a Plane

Two men sit next to each other on a flight. They both notice that they have black eyes, and the conversation immediately turns to that...

This Joke Starts With Two Men Going On a Camping Trip

Two men go camping in the woods and promise to do it again 20 years after. They come across a beautiful fishing brook...

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Crashing Her Car Badly

A blonde totals her car when a police officer arrives on the scene. She promptly begins to explain what happened to him.

This Joke Starts With a Chinese Doctor Opening a Clinic

A Chinese doctor has a little difficulty opening a clinic in the US, so he takes matters into his own hands. He comes up with a rather novel business model...

This Joke Starts With a Woman Being Offered Some Wine

A man notices a woman sitting alone at a table in his favorite restaurant. He decides to send her a bottle of expensive Merlot...

This Joke Starts With Three Women Escaping From Jail

Three women make a daring escape from jail, but one of them soon makes a fatal flaw...

Joke: In Life, They Say That What Goes Up Must Come Down

A man goes skydiving for the first time, but things begin to go awry as soon as he leaves the plane. Something even more surprising happens...

Hilarious: Why Won't This Weirdo Take Her Headphones Off?

A blonde is rollerblading down the street when she decides to pop in for a haircut. She absolutely refuses to take off the headphones she's wearing...

Palm Readers Never Cease to Amaze (Hilarious Joke)

A man visits a palm reader that's exhibiting at a street fair. It doesn't take long for her to amaze him with her accuracy...

This Joke Begins At a New York Contractor's Funeral

A Staten Island contractor went to meet his maker following a terrible freak accident. Luckily, he left his wife with a sizable inheritance...

Hilarious: Stuff Like This Happens When He Comes to Town

A desert dweller comes to town to see his friend, and things immediately begin to start going wrong...

Hilarious: This Man Has a Delivery For Nelson Mandela

When Nelson Mandela gets a knock on his door from an angry Chinese deliveryman, he doesn't quite know what to do about it...

Who Knew That Coffee Could Cause Arguments? (Funny Joke)

A husband and wife are having an argument over who should brew the coffee. Little does the husband know that his wife already has the argument won...

Hilarious: Excuse Me, Can I Borrow Your Blanket Please?

A man and a woman are both in a sleeping carriage on a train, but the man is feeling cold and decides to ask for a blanket. He isn't prepared for the response..

He Was Lucky That This Woman Was There to Save Him (Funny)

A man is at a restaurant with his son when he begins to choke on three nickels that he was given to play with. A well-dressed woman calmly walks over to help...

This Joke Starts With Two Sisters Buying a Bull

A blonde and a brunette inherit a ranch that they progressively run into the ground. They're told that they need a bull in order to save the day...

A Generous Lawyer Invites a Family Over For Dinner (Joke)

When a lawyer is going about town in his limo, he spots two men eating grass at the side of the road. He immediately stops to see what on earth is going on...

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes

This blonde is so fed up of blonde jokes that she decides to change her hair color. Little did she know that she would be exposed just the same...

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Discovering a Thermos

A blond is in a store when a Thermos catches her eye. She begins to ask questions about it and eventually makes a purchase...

Hilarious: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky

A man is all by himself in his hotel room while on a business trip. He decides that he wants some company for the evening. This is his story...

Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge

An old lady finds herself in front of a judge after stealing a can of peaches. He immediately hands down a sentence for her wicked deed...

Hilarious: This Blonde Thinks Her Car Parts Were Stolen

When a blonde gets into her car, she notices a bunch of car parts that were there when she left them missing. She immediately reports the theft to 911...

Joke: Things Get Interesting When Hubby's Friend Pops Over

When her husband's weird friend shows up uninvited, this wife knows that she's in for a rather odd time...

Funny: It's Not My Fault That You Didn't Use Them, Pal

When a husband and wife on a long car journey decide to stop overnight, little did they imagine the shock they were in for when receiving their bill...

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Nun Talking to God

A blonde nun is talking to God, but she doesn't feel like blonde jokes are fair on women like herself. It turns out, however, that she has a bigger problem.

FUNNY: Tell These Hilarious Jokes to Your Pharmacist

The drug store or pharmacy isn't often thought of as a funny place, but that doesn't mean that a truly ridiculous situation can ensue...

Hilarious: The "Apartment" Wasn't to My Liking, Miss!

After a man finishes a night of passion with a prostitute, he tells her he'll mail her the money. Before he does so, however, his guilt takes over...

The Differences Between Men and Women Are Highly Apparent

This woman is worried about her boyfriend's behavior, but he doesn't seem to be bothered at all...

Hilarious: Scottish Castaway Meets Sexy Blonde Diver

A Scottish castaway has been marooned on a desert island for an entire decade, but suddenly, his sexy savior appears to emerge from the depths...

3 Jokes About Blond Men That'll Make You Laugh out Loud

Blond jokes are just as funny when they are applied to men!

An Entire Flight Overheard the Captain's Intentions (Rude)

When an airplane captain accidentally leaves the plane's intercom on, all of his passengers become privy to what he intends to do when he's on the ground again.

Hilarious: Do You Really Think I'm Naive Enough for That?

When a family begins arguing about what would happen after the rich patriarch dies, the patriarch seems to come up with a good solution...

This Joke Start With a Man Going On Trial For Murder...

This defendant is on trial for murder, but he's got faith in his high-flying lawyer to keep him out of jail. Read on to find out what happened...

Grandma, Her Two Lawyers and the Judge (Funny)

When a grandma enters court, little did the lawyers defending her know how their reputations were to be ruined in a matter of second...

A Man Visits a Brothel With Ulterior Motives (Funny)

When a man visits a brothel and asks for the most expensive girl in there on consecutive days, people start to suspect that he's up to something...

Joke: God Sets out to Find Those Who Really Lived as Men

An extinction event occurs on Earth, so all mortal souls go to Heaven. On arrival at the Pearly Gates, God seems to find an exemplary man... or is he?

Hilarious: The Caller Didn't Expect THAT Response...

This man appears to be a generous benefactor, but as the old adage goes, appearances aren't always as they seem...

Hilarious Joke! Pay Attention in Confession!

This sinner always pays attention to his confessor.

Have You Heard This Joke? Shenanigans in a Dark Tunnel

Four people are in a train compartment together when everything goes dark. An opportunistic poor man decides to capitalize on the opportunity...

Have You Heard This Joke? Good News Or Bad News?

An artist is pleased to hear that all 10 of her paintings on display have been bought by someone. Unfortunately, the big purchase has a twist...

Hilarious: How to Beat a Lawyer!

A lawyer asks a blonde to play a game on a plane, which requires handing over money when a question is answered wrongly. Little did he know what he was in for.

Funny Joke: King Solomon's Got a Serious Decision to Make

King Solomon isn't the monarch for nothing. When a man is dragged before him by two women, his decisions have to be calculated and swift...

Joke: Wedding Decisions

A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...

Joke: Similar Problems...

What a coincidence!

Joke: Don't Drink and Jump

A man and a woman are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The man soon makes a startling revelation...

Joke: She Still Likes to Have a Drink

An old lady is celebrating her 80th birthday aboard a cruise ship. The bartender buys her a drink, and she proceeds to have a few...

This Joke Starts With a Retiree Entering a Pharmacy

When an old man walks into a drug store and makes an unusual request, the pharmacist decides to do a little prying...

Joke: The Odd Driver

When a cop pulls over a man for speeding, little does he know what he's in for...

Joke: What To Wear When The IRS Calls You In...

A man has been called in to the IRS to testify, but he's unsure of what to wear for the outcome to be most favorable for him. Read on to find out what happens..

Joke: How to Get Over the Language Barrier

A furniture salesman heads to Paris on a buying trip. He soon sees a lady that takes his fancy. The only problem is that he doesn't speak French...

Joke: When the Evangelicals Are On TV

When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...

Joke: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest...

These newlyweds were asked to do something difficult...

20 Words Made to Give Witty People a Laugh!

Have you heard of these words? No?? How come?

Joke: Thank Goodness the Farmer Came Over!

A husband and wife are traveling down a country lane when their car gets stuck in some mud. Luckily, a farmer shows up to give them a helping hand...

Joke: Repaying Your Parent

A young lawyer is interviewing for a job as legal counsel to an investor. Immediately, he divulges that he paid back his father for his education in full...

Joke: Could Have Had a Great Career In Insurance

It's Airman Jones' job to make sure that the knew recruits know what they're entitled to on joining in the army. That's when he begins his lesson in insurance..

Joke: It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes

When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...

Joke: The Fortune Teller and the Bad News

A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans

Joke: Don't Panic!!!

When a pilot has a heart attack mid-flight, he and his co-pilot aim for LaGuardia airport, but the landing doesn't look like it will go to plan...

Joke: The Brothel Union

Guess which profession just got unionized...

Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband

A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...