manhood

Joke: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost

When a doctor is tasked with fixing a rabbi's mangled manhood, he explains that there's a variation in price depending on the size...

Hilarious: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost

When a doctor is tasked with fixing a rabbi's mangled manhood, he explains that there's a variation in price depending on the size...

Rabbi, My Wife Is Trying to Poison Me. What Should I Do?

A man is concerned about his wife poisoning him, so he seeks out a Rabbi's advice.The Rabbi's response is rather surprising...

Joke: Wedding Decisions

A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...

Joke: It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes

When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...

Joke: The Fortune Teller and the Bad News

A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans

Joke: The Old Golf Partner

When a husband and wife are discussing golf, the husband is surprised at her suggestion of a golfing buddy for him. But he soon realizes she has a point...

This Joke Starts With a Huge Family Waiting For a Bus

A blind man vies for a seat on a bus with a family with nine children. Inevitably, he and the husband do not make it on due to overcrowding. An argument ensues.

Joke: Two Women Hit It Off In Arizona

A wise woman gets a lift from a younger woman while walking out in the Arizona desert. It isn't long before they get talking...

Joke: Mom and Dad's New Wife

When a husband's young new bride and his ex-wife are planning to wear the same dress on their wedding day, you know it's a recipe for disaster...

This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

Joke: This Man Really Needed to Confess Something...

A woman is holding a candlelit vigil at her husband's bedside when he tells her that he has a confession to make...

Joke: Come On, Honey...

A newlywed steps out of the shower and is promptly asked to pose for a nude photo by her husband. She wants one of him in return...

Joke: Putting the Foot Down

When Joe and Bob are doing some work together, Bob notices how much Joe fusses over his wife. He asks him what's going on...

Joke: The Panty Rule

A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...

Joke: How Do I Look?

This woman is having some body image issues, and her husband thinks that he has the perfect response...

Joke: Making This Call About a Wedding is a Tough Decision

A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...

This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed

A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...

This Joke Starts With Door-to-door Research Being Done

A man is doing door-to-door research on behalf of a petroleum jelly manufacturer when he a very beautiful housewife opens up her front door for him...

This Joke Starts With Two Dogs Mating in Someone's Yard

Two guys are riding in a car when their conversation turns to their respective sex lives. One proposes alcohol as a method of getting more action...

This Joke Starts With a Man Being Rushed to Hospital

Mr. Steinberg is rushed to hospital having suffered a heart attack. His wife wants a doctor's note for her to sleep with him after surgery...

This Joke Starts With a Man Working Late

A businessman works late to be with his young secretary, but eventually makes his way home. He begins to think up his excuses...

Hilarious: It Can Be Difficult Getting a Straight Answer...

A woman is in front of a judge giving answers about her pending divorce, but she seems to have trouble giving a straight answer...

This Joke Starts With an American Man Buying a Pig

An American man decides to stop off at a farm in the Deep South in order to buy a pig. Things soon start to get weird...

Hilarious: What On Earth Has Gotten Into the Minister?

A minister gives a talk to the Lions Club on sex, but things quickly start to unravel...

This Joke Starts With a Black-eyed Guy Boarding a Plane

Two men sit next to each other on a flight. They both notice that they have black eyes, and the conversation immediately turns to that...

This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Talking in Bed

A husband and wife are having a discussion in bed, but it isn't quite about what it seems at first...

This Joke Starts With Two Men Playing a Quick 18 Holes

Two men are attempting to get in a quick round of golf when they are held up by two women. One of the men decides to give them the hurry-along...

Funny: A Rabbi and a Priest Decide to Buy a Car Together

A priest and a rabbi respectively run a church and a synagogue across the road from each other. As a result, they decide to buy a car to share between them.

This Joke Starts With an Old Pastor Looking For His Collar

A pastor is looking for his collar in his closest when he comes across a box that he had never seen in there before...

Hilarious: Let Me Try and Use This Password

A woman is helping her husband to set up his new laptop. He decides to enter a new password, but the laptop doesn't seem to be interested...

Joke: Man Goes to a Psychiatrist About a Bossy Wife

A man visits a psychiatrist due to his bossy wife. The psychiatrist promptly tells him not to allow her to do so. He heads home with a new attitude.

I Promise It'll Be Yours One Day, Honey (Hilarious Joke)

A husband and wife are walking down the street when the wife spots a diamond necklace in a jewelry store window. Sadly, he doesn't have the cash to buy it...

What On Earth Is He Doing to That Cow? (Hilarious Joke)

A farmer is attempting to milk a cow, but she's just completely unruly and not having any of it. He soon resorts to tying her limbs up, but...

This Joke Starts With a Man Wanting to Take It With Him

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

Joke: Everything Seems to Be Going Wrong Today

When Joe and Bob are doing some work together, Bob notices how much Joe fusses over his wife. He asks him what's going on...

This Joke Starts With News of a Divorce to the Kids

An elderly Miami man calls his kids with news of a divorce from their mother, but all isn't as it seems...

This Joke Starts With a Woman At the Pearly Gates

When a woman arrives at the Pearly Gates before she enters Heaven, St. Peter makes her undertake a challenge...

This Joke Starts With a Rabbi, Priest and a Minister

A priest is out on a fishing boat when he needs to go to the bathroom. Immediately, he is joined by a minister, and both appear to walk on water...

Who Knew That Coffee Could Cause Arguments? (Funny Joke)

A husband and wife are having an argument over who should brew the coffee. Little does the husband know that his wife already has the argument won...

Hilarious: Don't Worry Honey, He's On His Way

A woman is playing a round of gold with her husband when he has a heart attack. Luckily, it seems that there's a doctor on the course...

This Joke Starts With a Wife Deciding That She Looks Old

This woman is having some body image issues, and her husband thinks that he has the perfect response...

Hilarious: I'm Going "Fishing" With My Boss, Honey

A man tells his wife that he's off on a fishing trip to Canada with his colleagues and his boss in order to bag himself a promotion...

This Joke Starts With a Man Riding In the Back of a Cab

A man is catching a cab home when he realizes that the cab driver could give him a hand with catching his cheating wife. Things escalate quickly...

This Joke Starts With a Woman Speaking to a Congregation

A woman takes the mic during Mass and begins to tell the congregation of her husband's terrible ailment. Not surprisingly, the congregation is horrified...

This Joke Starts With Two Doctors Making House Calls

The old doctor is showing the new doctor around and introducing him to the people he treats. The young doctor is surprised at how quickly he diagnoses...

It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes (Funny)

When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...

A Couple Get Into Bed On Their Wedding Night (Joke)

A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...

This Joke Starts With a Doctor and His Wife Arguing

A doctor and his wife are having a massive argument over breakfast, but he soon has to head out for work. He never expects what happens next...

This Joke Starts With a Drunk Irishman Driving His Car

An Irishman has had a bit to drink, but decides to get behind the wheel anyway. It isn't long before he's pulled over by a cop in hot pursuit...

Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge

An old lady finds herself in front of a judge after stealing a can of peaches. He immediately hands down a sentence for her wicked deed...

This Joke Starts With a Woman Visiting the Fortune Teller

A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans

A Wife Isn't Happy About An Unexpected Guest (Funny)

A husband decides to invited his friend over for dinner, but it's at the last minute. As one can image, his wife isn't happy at all...

This Joke Starts With a Man Looking For Answers About Relations

When a young man wants to know whether having relations on the Sabbath is in violation of religious law, he consults a priest followed by a rabbi...

Funny: It's Not My Fault That You Didn't Use Them, Pal

When a husband and wife on a long car journey decide to stop overnight, little did they imagine the shock they were in for when receiving their bill...

Hilarious! Will She Be 10th Time Lucky in Love?

A woman explains to her new husband how she is still a virgin despite having been married a whopping ten times.

Funny Joke: What on Earth Is Morris up To?

When Morris asks Irving to stall the Rabbi on his behalf so he can go & sleep with the Rabbi's wife, it seems that Irving doesn't know what's really going on...

It's No Wonder the Reporter Was Surprised (Funny Video)

An investigative reporter heads to a farm to get to the bottom of an outbreak of Mad Cow disease. She had no idea what she was in for...

Excuse Me Miss, But Do You Need a Hand There? (Funny)

When a beautiful lady attempts to board a bus, little did she know that her chosen outfit for the day was going to cause a whole load of problems...

Hilarious: A Hard Worker, the Strip Club & the Angry Wife

When a wife decides to treat her hardworking husband to a visit to the strip club, she had no idea that it would turn out the way that it did...

WATCH: The Cheeky Rooster Is Up to His Old Tricks

A farmer is hell-bent on keeping a traveling salesman away from his daughter. To do so, he devises an ingenious way of ensuring they don't liaise...

Hilarious: My Wife Just Won't Leave Me Alone

This attorney has a wife that just doesn't know when to be quiet. Sadly for him, she's on one on a day that he really needs some peace and quiet...

Funny: The Wife Isn't Keen On My Partying

A man spent the previous weekend out partying with his friends. When he got home the following Sunday night, his wife didn't take it too well...

Joke: An Inappropriate Girth Remark!

A husband, who's busy doing yard work, makes an uncalled-for remark about the size of his wife's nether region. Her comeback is classic...

Joke: Similar Problems...

What a coincidence!

Joke: Don't Drink and Jump

A man and a woman are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The man soon makes a startling revelation...

Joke: She Still Likes to Have a Drink

An old lady is celebrating her 80th birthday aboard a cruise ship. The bartender buys her a drink, and she proceeds to have a few...

This Joke Starts With a Retiree Entering a Pharmacy

When an old man walks into a drug store and makes an unusual request, the pharmacist decides to do a little prying...

Joke: The Odd Driver

When a cop pulls over a man for speeding, little does he know what he's in for...

Joke: Impossible Demands

A man notices a woman sitting alone at a table in his favorite restaurant. He decides to send her a bottle of expensive Merlot...

Joke: How to Get Over the Language Barrier

A furniture salesman heads to Paris on a buying trip. He soon sees a lady that takes his fancy. The only problem is that he doesn't speak French...

Joke: When the Evangelicals Are On TV

When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...

Joke: The Maid and the Wife

A cheeky joke about a maid who wants a raise...

Joke: The Power of the Thermos

A blond is in a store when a Thermos catches her eye. She begins to ask questions about it and eventually makes a purchase...

Joke: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest...

These newlyweds were asked to do something difficult...

Joke: Thank Goodness the Farmer Came Over!

A husband and wife are traveling down a country lane when their car gets stuck in some mud. Luckily, a farmer shows up to give them a helping hand...

Joke: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky...

A man is all by himself in his hotel room while on a business trip. He decides that he wants some company for the evening. This is his story...

Joke: Could Have Had a Great Career In Insurance

It's Airman Jones' job to make sure that the knew recruits know what they're entitled to on joining in the army. That's when he begins his lesson in insurance..

Joke: These Newlyweds Can't Get Enough

Homer and Darlene are countryside newlyweds. They can't get enough of each other, but their nooner is taking too long. The town doctor proposes a useful solution...

This Joke Begins With a Lost Couple...

This couple washed up on a deserted island...

Joke: Don't Panic!!!

When a pilot has a heart attack mid-flight, he and his co-pilot aim for LaGuardia airport, but the landing doesn't look like it will go to plan...

Joke: The Brothel Union

Guess which profession just got unionized...

Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband

A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...

Joke: What Are We Going to Do Without a Camel?

A nun and priest are traveling through the desert when their camel decides to die on them. The conversation soon turns elsewhere...

Joke: King Solomon's Decision

King Solomon isn't the monarch for nothing. When a man is dragged before him by two women, his decisions have to be calculated and swift...

Joke: HOW Could it Be Worse?

A guy runs into an old school friend on the street. The friend immediately begins talking about his financial troubles...

Joke: A Drink Best Served Cold

A man enters a bar and orders a beer. To his delight, he's only charged 1c for it. Similarly, steak dinner is only 4c, but there's a reason for the cheapness...

Joke: The Mother Superior Really Needs to Calm Down..

Mother Superior is dying, and her nuns comfort her during her last moments. Suddenly, one of the nuns has a great idea...