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It's No Wonder the Reporter Was Surprised (Funny Video)

An investigative reporter heads to a farm to get to the bottom of an outbreak of Mad Cow disease. She had no idea what she was in for...

Excuse Me Miss, But Do You Need a Hand There? (Funny)

When a beautiful lady attempts to board a bus, little did she know that her chosen outfit for the day was going to cause a whole load of problems...

Joke: Thank Goodness the Farmer Came Over!

A husband and wife are traveling down a country lane when their car gets stuck in some mud. Luckily, a farmer shows up to give them a helping hand...

Joke: The Farmer and the State Trooper

The state decides to spend $6 million to raise all highway signs by 12 inches. A state trooper and farmer soon get talking about it...

Joke: The Flies Are Different Out in the Country!

A farmer gets pulled over for speeding. The police officer is busy writing him a ticket when he seems to have some problems with circle flies...

This Joke Starts With An Elderly Man On His Farm

A man is on his farm in Australia when he decides to head to the pond at the back of his property. He soon discovers several women skinny-dipping in it...

Have You Heard This One? The Farmer Being Grilled!

This joke is about an investigator investigating a rancher about how much he pays employees.

This Joke Starts With an American Man Buying a Pig

An American man decides to stop off at a farm in the Deep South in order to buy a pig. Things soon start to get weird...

What On Earth Is He Doing to That Cow? (Hilarious Joke)

A farmer is attempting to milk a cow, but she's just completely unruly and not having any of it. He soon resorts to tying her limbs up, but...

This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Getting Stuck

A husband and wife are traveling down a country lane when their car gets stuck in some mud. Luckily, a farmer shows up to give them a helping hand...

Have You Heard This One? A Perfect Excuse!

This commander wants an explanation, but what he hears is quite unusual.

Funny: God Is Rather More Witty Than You Imagine, Pal

A conversation with God is quite a privileged thing, especially when he turns out to be as witty as this...

This Old Man Had to Ask For Help Filling the Jar (Funny)

When an old man is asked to supply a semen sample on his next visit to the doctor, things go a little bit awry...

This is What Happens When Statues Come to Life (Funny)

These park statues were brought to life by an angel as a reward, but little did the angel know what they would get up to once they were vivified...

Have You Heard This One? The Incredible Anti-Aging Miracle

Aging can be a delicate subject to bring up. So why do women insist on asking their husbands?

Hilarious: An Unexpected Invitation From a Neighbor

When a neighbor comes knocking to welcome a man who's new to the area, it isn't quite the welcome he expected...

WATCH: The Cheeky Rooster Is Up to His Old Tricks

A farmer is hell-bent on keeping a traveling salesman away from his daughter. To do so, he devises an ingenious way of ensuring they don't liaise...

Hilarious: The Confused Blonde and Her Stallion!

When a blonde sees a magnificent stallion, she just can't resist having a ride...

Video Joke: How to Choose the Best Password

Today I opened a new email account, I always use the same password: "cabbage". It's easy to remember. But it seems the computer had other plans...

Hilarious Joke! When an Advertising Plan Goes Wrong...

Hilarious joke about culture differences...

Hilarious: The Headache and the Strange Doctor

This hilarious joke starts with a special machine...

Joke: Wedding Decisions

A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...

Joke: Similar Problems...

What a coincidence!

Joke: Don't Drink and Jump

A man and a woman are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The man soon makes a startling revelation...

Joke: She Still Likes to Have a Drink

An old lady is celebrating her 80th birthday aboard a cruise ship. The bartender buys her a drink, and she proceeds to have a few...

This Joke Starts With a Retiree Entering a Pharmacy

When an old man walks into a drug store and makes an unusual request, the pharmacist decides to do a little prying...

Joke: The Odd Driver

When a cop pulls over a man for speeding, little does he know what he's in for...

Joke: Impossible Demands

A man notices a woman sitting alone at a table in his favorite restaurant. He decides to send her a bottle of expensive Merlot...

Joke: How to Get Over the Language Barrier

A furniture salesman heads to Paris on a buying trip. He soon sees a lady that takes his fancy. The only problem is that he doesn't speak French...

Joke: When the Evangelicals Are On TV

When grandma and grandpa are watching the evangelical preacher on the TV, they try to heal themselves of their ills by touching it. It doesn't go so well...

Joke: The Power of the Thermos

A blond is in a store when a Thermos catches her eye. She begins to ask questions about it and eventually makes a purchase...

Joke: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest...

These newlyweds were asked to do something difficult...

Joke: You Need to Be Careful When Feeling Frisky...

A man is all by himself in his hotel room while on a business trip. He decides that he wants some company for the evening. This is his story...

Joke: Could Have Had a Great Career In Insurance

It's Airman Jones' job to make sure that the knew recruits know what they're entitled to on joining in the army. That's when he begins his lesson in insurance..

Joke: These Newlyweds Can't Get Enough

Homer and Darlene are countryside newlyweds. They can't get enough of each other, but their nooner is taking too long. The town doctor proposes a useful solution...

Joke: It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes

When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...

Joke: The Fortune Teller and the Bad News

A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans

Joke: Don't Panic!!!

When a pilot has a heart attack mid-flight, he and his co-pilot aim for LaGuardia airport, but the landing doesn't look like it will go to plan...

Joke: The Brothel Union

Guess which profession just got unionized...

Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband

A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...

Joke: What Are We Going to Do Without a Camel?

A nun and priest are traveling through the desert when their camel decides to die on them. The conversation soon turns elsewhere...

Joke: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost

When a doctor is tasked with fixing a rabbi's mangled manhood, he explains that there's a variation in price depending on the size...

Cheeky Joke: Did He Just Say That?!?

When they interviewed him, they never expected him to say this...

Joke: King Solomon's Decision

King Solomon isn't the monarch for nothing. When a man is dragged before him by two women, his decisions have to be calculated and swift...

Joke: HOW Could it Be Worse?

A guy runs into an old school friend on the street. The friend immediately begins talking about his financial troubles...

Joke: A Drink Best Served Cold

A man enters a bar and orders a beer. To his delight, he's only charged 1c for it. Similarly, steak dinner is only 4c, but there's a reason for the cheapness...

Joke: The Mother Superior Really Needs to Calm Down..

Mother Superior is dying, and her nuns comfort her during her last moments. Suddenly, one of the nuns has a great idea...

Joke: The Generous Old Lady

A pastor pleads to his congregation to be generous with donations that day. He soon notices a $1000 bill on one of the offering plates...

Joke: The Curious Little Girl

When a little girls begins asking her Mom every question under the sun, Mom understandably begins to become annoyed at her. Then, a friend gives her advice...

Joke: A True Story

This joke proves some stories are too weird for fiction.

Joke: To Heaven and Back

A woman suffers a heart attack and ends up in hospital. She has a near-death experience, but awakens. She decides to get some work done...

Joke: The Blondes and the Suspect

Three blondes are being interrogated in order to become detectives. The question turns to how to identify a suspect...

Joke: Dad, I Need Money

A college student writes home to ask for money from his dad. Little did he know that his dad would have a rather curt reply...

Joke: Driving By the Numbers

An old lady is spotted driving very slowly on a highway by a policeman who promptly pulls her over. The problem soon becomes apparent...

Joke: Ah, to Be Six Again...

A man doesn't know what to do when his wife says she wants to be six again...

Joke: Two Prostitutes and Their Sign

Two prostitutes get pulled over by a police officer because of their rude sign...

Joke: Well, THAT'S a First!

When a hunter arrives at the ER with a bear trap attached to his testicles, the story as to how it happened is bound to be weird...

Joke: Anything to Regret?

A famous surgeon dies and goes to heaven. He asks whether he's done anything that he regrets. He confesses to a minor sin, but all seems to be well...

Joke: The Weird Letter

A man working at the post office has to go through all the illegible letters when he comes across one from Edna...

Joke: The Duck Rule

When three guys die in an accident and go to Heaven, St. Peter is first to remark on the ugliness of one of their wives...

This Joke Starts With Two Stupid Scoundrels Having a Drink...

Two stupid scoundrels are having a drink in a saloon in the Wild West. The barman tells them about a terrible thing the Indians did to his barn...

Joke: The Old Golf Partner

When a husband and wife are discussing golf, the husband is surprised at her suggestion of a golfing buddy for him. But he soon realizes she has a point...

Joke: Everything For a $1

When a man sees an ad for a vacation at a golf resort where everything costs just a single dollar, he immediately decides to book himself a holiday...

Joke: The 160 Year Old Man

A man dies in a car accident and goes to heaven. He's amazed to find that there's a huge orchestra and singing angels to greet him when he arrives...

Joke: I Didn't Know That Divine Intervention Happens

When a tradesman named Jack begins to pain the inside of a church, he didn't know know that divine intervention would occur...

This Joke Starts With a Huge Family Waiting For a Bus

A blind man vies for a seat on a bus with a family with nine children. Inevitably, he and the husband do not make it on due to overcrowding. An argument ensues.

Joke: The Resemblance is Uncanny...

When a pastor is mistaken for a country singer while doing his rounds, he's quite taken aback, however he soon gets used to his new-found fame...

Joke: Some People Are Just Never Happy in Life!

Sometimes in life, you just can't get it right in the eyes of people. That's why you really shouldn't try to please everyone...

Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk

An old man seems to be asking for it when he keeps annoying a huge guy at the pub...

Joke: The Three Politicians

Three politicians, an American, a Russian, and a Brazilian are socializing together. The conversation turns to how they all made their money...

Naughty Joke: These Days Are Much More Liberal, Grandma

When a granddaughter comes downstairs in a see-through blouse and without a bra on, grandma plots a fitting response for her not doing as she says...

Joke: Two Women Hit It Off In Arizona

A wise woman gets a lift from a younger woman while walking out in the Arizona desert. It isn't long before they get talking...

Joke: Mom and Dad's New Wife

When a husband's young new bride and his ex-wife are planning to wear the same dress on their wedding day, you know it's a recipe for disaster...

Joke: Two Roofers in a Fix

Two roofers are working on the roof of a barn when a slight mishap means that they knock the ladder over. Fortunately, there's another way down...

Joke: Two Elderly Men and the Whole-Wheat Bread

Two elderly men are having a conversation about lovemaking, when one of them proclaims that he slept with a 30-year-old multiple times. He reveals his secret....

Joke: The Bank Meeting

A banker runs into an 80-year-old rancher friend while in town, and asks him to address rumors about him marrying a mail-order bride...

Joke: A Single Mother of 8

A magazine journalist is over at a mom-of-eight's house conducting an interview. Apparently, she has a novel way of calling for them...

Joke: Bad News, Trooper

A captain receives a telegram with some bad news about one of his troops. He enlists his sergeant to call him in for a meeting...

This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

Joke: This Man Really Needed to Confess Something...

A woman is holding a candlelit vigil at her husband's bedside when he tells her that he has a confession to make...

Joke: Doctor, What Are You Going to Do With My Husband?

A man's penis just starts to grow with no end to the growth in sight. He soon resorts to seeking out a urologist...

Joke: Come On, Honey...

A newlywed steps out of the shower and is promptly asked to pose for a nude photo by her husband. She wants one of him in return...

Joke: The Fastest Fire Department

When a bunch of volunteers arrive in an old fire truck to put out a fire, it didn't take long for a mishap to occur...

Joke: Now is NOT the Time!

When two friends are on a boat that starts to sink, the first priority is to get to shore. A spot of misinterpretation adds to the confusion (and the humor!).

Joke: Is Your Daddy Home?

A boss begins to wonder where on Earth his employee is when he decides to make a phone call to his house to see where he is. His son answers...

Joke: A Stern Warning

The Alaska Department of Fish and Game took it upon itself to warn outdoorsmen of the dangers of bears. Its advice was odd to say the least...

Joke: The Case of Einstein's Twin

Albert Einstein is touring the speaker's circuit, but he gets fed up of it pretty quickly. He soon hatches a cunning plan...

Joke: Putting the Foot Down

When Joe and Bob are doing some work together, Bob notices how much Joe fusses over his wife. He asks him what's going on...

Joke: This Truck Stop Is Absolutely Relentless!

A trucker is desperately trying to get some sleep, but he keeps being disturbed by joggers wanting to know the time. He soon comes up with a plan...