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Joke: How Do I Look?

This woman is having some body image issues, and her husband thinks that he has the perfect response...

This Joke Starts With a Wife Deciding That She Looks Old

This woman is having some body image issues, and her husband thinks that he has the perfect response...

Joke: Wedding Decisions

A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...

Joke: It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes

When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...

Joke: The Fortune Teller and the Bad News

A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans

Joke: The Old Golf Partner

When a husband and wife are discussing golf, the husband is surprised at her suggestion of a golfing buddy for him. But he soon realizes she has a point...

This Joke Starts With a Huge Family Waiting For a Bus

A blind man vies for a seat on a bus with a family with nine children. Inevitably, he and the husband do not make it on due to overcrowding. An argument ensues.

Joke: Two Women Hit It Off In Arizona

A wise woman gets a lift from a younger woman while walking out in the Arizona desert. It isn't long before they get talking...

Joke: This Man Really Needed to Confess Something...

A woman is holding a candlelit vigil at her husband's bedside when he tells her that he has a confession to make...

Joke: Come On, Honey...

A newlywed steps out of the shower and is promptly asked to pose for a nude photo by her husband. She wants one of him in return...

Joke: Putting the Foot Down

When Joe and Bob are doing some work together, Bob notices how much Joe fusses over his wife. He asks him what's going on...

Joke: The Panty Rule

A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...

Joke: Making This Call About a Wedding is a Tough Decision

A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...

This Joke Starts With a Man On His Deathbed

A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his wife and four children. Three are tall and athletic, but the fourth... isn't. He asks his wife about them...

This Joke Starts With Door-to-door Research Being Done

A man is doing door-to-door research on behalf of a petroleum jelly manufacturer when he a very beautiful housewife opens up her front door for him...

This Joke Starts With Two Dogs Mating in Someone's Yard

Two guys are riding in a car when their conversation turns to their respective sex lives. One proposes alcohol as a method of getting more action...

This Joke Starts With a Man Being Rushed to Hospital

Mr. Steinberg is rushed to hospital having suffered a heart attack. His wife wants a doctor's note for her to sleep with him after surgery...

This Joke Starts With a Man Working Late

A businessman works late to be with his young secretary, but eventually makes his way home. He begins to think up his excuses...

Hilarious: It Can Be Difficult Getting a Straight Answer...

A woman is in front of a judge giving answers about her pending divorce, but she seems to have trouble giving a straight answer...

This Joke Starts With an American Man Buying a Pig

An American man decides to stop off at a farm in the Deep South in order to buy a pig. Things soon start to get weird...

Hilarious: What On Earth Has Gotten Into the Minister?

A minister gives a talk to the Lions Club on sex, but things quickly start to unravel...

This Joke Starts With a Black-eyed Guy Boarding a Plane

Two men sit next to each other on a flight. They both notice that they have black eyes, and the conversation immediately turns to that...

This Joke Starts With a Husband and Wife Talking in Bed

A husband and wife are having a discussion in bed, but it isn't quite about what it seems at first...

Hilarious: Let Me Try and Use This Password

A woman is helping her husband to set up his new laptop. He decides to enter a new password, but the laptop doesn't seem to be interested...

Joke: Man Goes to a Psychiatrist About a Bossy Wife

A man visits a psychiatrist due to his bossy wife. The psychiatrist promptly tells him not to allow her to do so. He heads home with a new attitude.

I Promise It'll Be Yours One Day, Honey (Hilarious Joke)

A husband and wife are walking down the street when the wife spots a diamond necklace in a jewelry store window. Sadly, he doesn't have the cash to buy it...

Joke: Everything Seems to Be Going Wrong Today

When Joe and Bob are doing some work together, Bob notices how much Joe fusses over his wife. He asks him what's going on...

This Joke Starts With News of a Divorce to the Kids

An elderly Miami man calls his kids with news of a divorce from their mother, but all isn't as it seems...

This Joke Starts With a Woman At the Pearly Gates

When a woman arrives at the Pearly Gates before she enters Heaven, St. Peter makes her undertake a challenge...

Who Knew That Coffee Could Cause Arguments? (Funny Joke)

A husband and wife are having an argument over who should brew the coffee. Little does the husband know that his wife already has the argument won...

Hilarious: Don't Worry Honey, He's On His Way

A woman is playing a round of gold with her husband when he has a heart attack. Luckily, it seems that there's a doctor on the course...

This Joke Starts With a Man Riding In the Back of a Cab

A man is catching a cab home when he realizes that the cab driver could give him a hand with catching his cheating wife. Things escalate quickly...

This Joke Starts With a Woman Speaking to a Congregation

A woman takes the mic during Mass and begins to tell the congregation of her husband's terrible ailment. Not surprisingly, the congregation is horrified...

It's Difficult to Fulfill a Dying Wish Sometimes (Funny)

When a window visits an undertaker to see how preparations of her dead husband's body are going, she isn't happy with what she sees. A solution is proposed...

A Couple Get Into Bed On Their Wedding Night (Joke)

A newlywed couple are about to consummate their wedding night when the husband decides to lay down the law. He couldn't predict what would happen next...

This Joke Starts With a Doctor and His Wife Arguing

A doctor and his wife are having a massive argument over breakfast, but he soon has to head out for work. He never expects what happens next...

Joke: A Thieving Old Lady Finds Herself Facing a Judge

An old lady finds herself in front of a judge after stealing a can of peaches. He immediately hands down a sentence for her wicked deed...

This Joke Starts With a Woman Visiting the Fortune Teller

A sneaky woman decides to visit a fortune teller when she's in New Orleans

A Wife Isn't Happy About An Unexpected Guest (Funny)

A husband decides to invited his friend over for dinner, but it's at the last minute. As one can image, his wife isn't happy at all...

Hilarious: A Hard Worker, the Strip Club & the Angry Wife

When a wife decides to treat her hardworking husband to a visit to the strip club, she had no idea that it would turn out the way that it did...

Hilarious: My Wife Just Won't Leave Me Alone

This attorney has a wife that just doesn't know when to be quiet. Sadly for him, she's on one on a day that he really needs some peace and quiet...

Joke: An Inappropriate Girth Remark!

A husband, who's busy doing yard work, makes an uncalled-for remark about the size of his wife's nether region. Her comeback is classic...

Joke: The Maid and the Wife

A cheeky joke about a maid who wants a raise...

This Joke Begins With a Lost Couple...

This couple washed up on a deserted island...

Joke: This Wife Gives a Gift to Her Upset Husband

A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...

Joke: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost

When a doctor is tasked with fixing a rabbi's mangled manhood, he explains that there's a variation in price depending on the size...

Joke: Mom and Dad's New Wife

When a husband's young new bride and his ex-wife are planning to wear the same dress on their wedding day, you know it's a recipe for disaster...

This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

Joke: Drunken Lies

This joke begins with a very drunk man thinking he can outwit his wife.

Joke: Whose Panties Are These???

A wife goes on a retreat for work for a few days. Upon her return...

Have You Heard This Joke? You MUST See the Circus!

The circus is coming to town and it's the perfect time for a brand, silly new joke!

Funny Joke: One, Two Three and You're Ready to Go!

This joke begins with an old man going to see a witch doctor

This Joke Begins With a Couple Going to a Strip Club

This joke involves a wife who takes her husband to a strip club for what she thinks is the first time...

This Joke Begins With a Husband Coming Home From Work...

This joke begins with a husband coming home to his wife...

This Joke Starts With a Very Drunk Man...

This joke begins with a very drunk man thinking he can outwit his wife.

Joke: Wife Goes to the Cops to Report Her Missing Husband

A woman goes to the police to submit a missing person's report. The only problem is that her description of him isn't entirely accurate...

This Joke Starts With Two Men Playing a Quick 18 Holes

Two men are attempting to get in a quick round of golf when they are held up by two women. One of the men decides to give them the hurry-along...

This Joke Starts With an Old Pastor Looking For His Collar

A pastor is looking for his collar in his closest when he comes across a box that he had never seen in there before...

What On Earth Is He Doing to That Cow? (Hilarious Joke)

A farmer is attempting to milk a cow, but she's just completely unruly and not having any of it. He soon resorts to tying her limbs up, but...

This Joke Starts With a Man Wanting to Take It With Him

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

Hilarious: I'm Going "Fishing" With My Boss, Honey

A man tells his wife that he's off on a fishing trip to Canada with his colleagues and his boss in order to bag himself a promotion...

This Joke Starts With Two Doctors Making House Calls

The old doctor is showing the new doctor around and introducing him to the people he treats. The young doctor is surprised at how quickly he diagnoses...

After An Argument In Bed, Hubby Is On the Couch (Funny)

A couple have an argument at bed-time, so the husband takes himself off to the couch. It isn't long before the wife decides to make amends...

This Joke Starts With a Drunk Irishman Driving His Car

An Irishman has had a bit to drink, but decides to get behind the wheel anyway. It isn't long before he's pulled over by a cop in hot pursuit...

Rabbi, My Wife Is Trying to Poison Me. What Should I Do?

A man is concerned about his wife poisoning him, so he seeks out a Rabbi's advice.The Rabbi's response is rather surprising...

Hilarious: Putting Your Private Part Right Is Gonna Cost

When a doctor is tasked with fixing a rabbi's mangled manhood, he explains that there's a variation in price depending on the size...

Funny: It's Not My Fault That You Didn't Use Them, Pal

When a husband and wife on a long car journey decide to stop overnight, little did they imagine the shock they were in for when receiving their bill...

Hilarious: A Husband and His Honest Opinion

This woman asks her husband for an honest opinion regarding how old she looks...

Hilarious: Wife Turns the Tables on Her Deadbeat Hubby

When a wife asks her husband to fix little things around the house, she gets a response she doesn't like. So

Hilarious! Will She Be 10th Time Lucky in Love?

A woman explains to her new husband how she is still a virgin despite having been married a whopping ten times.

Indecent Behavior: That's Not the Way to Conduct Yourself!

Waitresses see some shocking behavior from courting couples, but tonight's spectacle was extraordinarily indecent...

Hilarious: My Wife's Weird Tangents Get My Back Up

When a couple decides to go on a backpacking holiday, the husband isn't too happy. Listen to his hilarious musings about the trip.

This Joke Starts With a Man and a Woman Fast Asleep...

This husband got a rude surprise...

Funny: The Wife Isn't Keen On My Partying

A man spent the previous weekend out partying with his friends. When he got home the following Sunday night, his wife didn't take it too well...

Hilarious! Some Questions Just Shouldn't Be Asked

You have to be careful what you say to your nearest and dearest...

Hilarious! A Woman is Cooking Eggs in the Kitchen When...

Have you heard this one? Cooking eggs is impossible with these orders...

Hilarious: The Funny Business of Being Married

Some great jokes with a common theme...

Hilarious Joke: The Naked Excuse!

Some people are fast thinkers...

Hilarious: This Maid Can Teach You Something...

A cheeky joke about a maid who wants a raise...

Have You Heard This Joke? What To Do for $5,000 Dollars?

Sometimes we outsmart ourselves...

Joke: Hurrah, We're Saved!

This couple washed up on a deserted island...

Have You Heard These Jokes? It's a Funny Wife...

If you have a wife, you may just agree with these short but priceless jokes.

Today's Joke: Full Permission...

When a woman tries to make things heat up in the bedroom, things don't quite go to plan...

Today's Joke: Honey, Why Are You Crying?

It is the middle of the night and Laura wakes up to find that her husband was out of bed...

This Joke Starts With a Wrong Address..

Hilarious joke about the trouble a little letter can create

Joke: Similar Problems...

What a coincidence!

Joke: Don't Drink and Jump

A man and a woman are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The man soon makes a startling revelation...

Joke: She Still Likes to Have a Drink

An old lady is celebrating her 80th birthday aboard a cruise ship. The bartender buys her a drink, and she proceeds to have a few...