Have You Heard This One? 3 Honeymooning Couples...
Three newlywed men share their honeymoon experiences....
Have You Heard This One? A Smart Horse...
This horse understands only two commands...
Great Joke: The Truth About How Congress Works...
This is the decision making of the congress. Is it any wonder we're in trouble?
Hilarious: The Rabbi, Holy Man and the Lawyer
When a car being ridden in by three friends breaks down, the farmer ends up with some unexpected guests...
Have You Heard This One? The Ex-Wife's Payback
For an ex-wife, wealth is just three wise wishes away..
Hilarious: There's Something Fishy About This Plan
A conversation between 2 opposite sides of the business world...
Joke: An Inappropriate Girth Remark!
A husband, who's busy doing yard work, makes an uncalled-for remark about the size of his wife's nether region. Her comeback is classic...
Want a Laugh? Try These Witty Lines!
The best jokes and phrases are the ones that completely catch us off guard. Here are 14 very witty and unpredictable jokes and phrases.
Have You Heard This One? On the Merits of Honesty...
A little boy has been thinking about pushing an outhouse into a creek for quite some time. One fine day, the day of reckoning appears to be upon him.
Have You Heard This One? The Might of the Bat
Two bats are in a cave having a discussion about how best to get food. One of the two decides to brave the outside world all on his own...
Have You Heard This Joke? A Dentist With a Sense of Humor
A man goes to the dentist to get some work done. The problem is that he doesn't really do needles or laughing gas, but the dentist has an unorthodox solution...
Have You Heard This One? A Fine Day for Coursing
Christmas is a fine day for golfing, but how does one escape the family?
Have You Heard This One? A Visitor in Despair...
This visitor is so sad about his loss...
Hilarious: Best Way to Retire
This guy just had the best last work day ever...
Have Your Heard This One? The Price of a Discount
This couple wanted to go on a fun ride...
Funny Jokes: And then the Fight Started...
The jokes in this collection all have a common theme - how to start a fight with your spouse!
Have You Heard This Joke? Good News Or Bad News?
An artist is pleased to hear that all 10 of her paintings on display have been bought by someone. Unfortunately, the big purchase has a twist...
Funny Joke: A Man Walks into a Toy Shop for a Barbie...
Some toys are worth more than others...
Have You Heard This Joke? A Good Influence
This hilarious joke about 2 parrots will crack you up!
Have You Heard This Joke? You'll Have to Speak Louder!
A man has a genie who's hard of hearing. Although he grants wishes, they might not go completely to plan once he does...
This Joke Begins With a Camping Trip...
The guys decided to go on a camping trip, only there was one big problem...
This Joke is Hilarious! A Surprise for Dinner!
When they planned this dinner, they had no idea how awkward it was going to get...
Have You Heard This One? 3 Guys, 3 Problems...
3 guys sit and discuss a common problem in this hilarious joke.
Have You Heard The One About The Mother-in-Law & the Mule?
This mule has a special ability some people would like to use...
Have You Heard This Joke? The Rabbi and His Priest
This replacement priest may not be the best man for the job...
This Joke Starts When a Close Friend Passes Away...
This joke takes us to a place beyond life... but not beyond baseball!
Hilarious: The Truth About Vincent Van Gogh's Family...
Like most people, I'm very familiar with Vincent van Gogh's incredibly artistry, but I never realized how large his extended family was until I saw this post.
Have You Heard This One? The Advanced Vet
This veterinarian has his own way of checking his patients.
Hilarious Joke: Why Motherhood is For the Young...
There's a reason motherhood is for the young...
Hilarious Joke: I Think I Know What the Problem Is...
A redhead goes to visit the doctor complaining about pains all over her body. As soon as she arrives, the doctor has suspicions about her true hair color...
This Joke Begins With an Angry Lawyer...
This joke unveils the truth about certain people...
Hilarious: I Bet You Can't Put That Back In There!
When a little boy finds an earthworm while raking leaves in the garden with his grandfather, he has no idea that he's about to win big - twice!
Hilarious: 2-Line Jokes to Make You Scream with Laughter
These 2-liners are some of the best to be found on the internet, so prepare to be tickled pink with some great funny short jokes.
This Hilarious Video Starts With an Elephant...
This is one of the most clever pranks I've ever seen
Have You Heard This One About The Wife & The Hotel Bed?
This train manager just wanted to help...
Have You Heard This One? The Old Man, His Wife, & Treasure
For many years, she hid this secret from him...
Have You Heard This One? The Impossible Task (Rude)
When one is faced with an impossible task, one MUST remain a professional...
Time For a Laugh: The New Tenant is In, and He's Trouble!
A new tenant has come to the house, and is already causing trouble!
Uproarious: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest!
These newlyweds were asked to do something difficult...
What a Great Joke! 3 Nurses Went Up to Heaven...
There are 3 nurses, but not the same kind of nurses...
Great Joke: One Simple Question, Three Answers...
An accountant, mathematician and economist all go for a job interview. Their answers to the interviewer's simple questions differ quite a lot...
Have You Heard This Joke? The Annoying Heckler
This magician has a terrible heckler...
Have You Heard This Joke? The Special Gift
A man gets into a wreck and severely burns his face. His wife is very generous and gives him a skin graft. Little does he know the pleasure she gets out of it..
Have You Heard This Joke? A Godly Frame of Reference
A man looks up to the sky and begins to identify shapes in the clouds. He decides to strike up a conversation with God...
These One Liners Will Put a Smile on Your Face, Guaranteed!
A collection of crazy and unexpectedly hilarious jokes.
This Joke Starts With a Conscientious Punter At a Brothel
Guess which profession just got unionized...
Hilarious Joke: Are You Sure You Have Enough?
An old man visit the drug store to purchase some Viagra. To the pharmacist's surprise, he doesn't want to use it for it what it was intended...
This Joke Begins With a Wandering Eye...
A woman loses her glass eye when she sneezes. A man is quick to catch it. She subsequently invites him over for dinner and they have a wonderful evening...
Have You Heard This Joke? The Kids and the Watermelon Patch
A group of unruly kids are stealing watermelons from a farmer's watermelon patch. He thinks he's found a solution, only to be one-upped by them...
Have You Heard This Joke? The Cheeky Trio
A bartender is having difficulty keeping track of who has or hasn't paid for their drinks. Seeing an opportunity, a trio of men try their luck...
Have You Heard This Joke? Denounce Him, Now...
A man is on his deathbed and a priest is getting him ready for his long journey into the night. Despite his impending death, the man is still very cautious.
Hilarious Joke: The Sick Parishioner...
A pastor pays a visit to an elderly parishioner of his to see how she was doing. He soon eyes a bowl of chocolate-covered peanuts on her bedside table...
Joke: The Message From Above...
God isn't too happy when one of his Angels reports back that just about everyone on earth is misbehaving. He sends a second angel to check things out...
And Once Again, These Are Things You'll Only See In Russia..
The Russians are at it again! Take a look at 20 perplexing, amusing and downright silly photos of things you'll only ever see in Russia!
Have You Heard This Joke? A Dangerous Injury (Rude)
Not what you expect to show up in the bathroom.
Have You Heard This One? The Nuns Visit NYC!
Two newly-arrived nuns are slightly apprehensive about having to eat dogs following their move to the US. Despite that, they place an order as soon as they can.
Have You Heard This Joke? An Embarrassing Problem...
This man has an embarrassing problem...
Hilarious Joke: I'll Let You Off If You Can Juggle...
A state trooper pulls over a juggler for speeding and tells him he'll waive the ticket if he performs for him at the roadside...
Have You Heard This Joke? Why So Happy?
This professor had a very interesting idea about love making...
Hilarious: The Monk and His Vow of Silence
A hilarious story about a monk and his vow of silence.
These Lines are Bad Manners, But They're Funny!
We all wish we had the tenacity to be able to reply to someone being cheeky to us with the wittiest of comebacks. Here are 20 awesome rejoinders.
This Joke Starts With a Church Pastor Making a Visit
A female church organist has remained remarkably innocent throughout her life and into her later years...
Have You Heard This Joke? An Easy Ride...
A man heads to a riding stable in order to purchase a new horse. The stable owner recommends a particular horse to him. He didn't know what he was in for!
Joke: I Bet You I Can Reach That Glass!
A man and bets a barman that he's able to urinate in a glass located on the far side of his bar. The barman agrees, but doesn't know what else is going on...
Hilarious Joke: Liar Liar!
When you've got a robot that dishes out slaps every time someone lies, maybe it's sometimes best not even to know the truth at all!
Hilarious: How to Beat a Lawyer!
A lawyer asks a blonde to play a game on a plane, which requires handing over money when a question is answered wrongly. Little did he know what he was in for.
Have You Heard This Joke? How To Avoid Being Breathalyzed!
Jim's had a bit to drink, so he's trying to get out a breathalyzer using every excuse he can think of. Read this funny joke.
Have You Heard This Joke? Forgot Her Birthday...
This is what happens when you don't remember your wife's date of birth!
Have You Heard This Joke? The Centipede Butler!
This man found out that even the perfect pet has its drawbacks...
Have You Heard This Joke? How Did You KNOW??
This man's wife knows how to tell if he got drunk...
This Joke Made Me Laugh My Head Off
Just stop talking!
Funny Joke: The Salesman and the Farmer's Daughter
You make an omelette, you have to break some eggs...
Have You Heard This Joke? Quite the Coincidence!
What a coincidence!
Have You Heard This One? The Magic Potion...
A man and a woman are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building. The man soon makes a startling revelation...
This Joke Starts With a Suspicious Driver...
This drunk driver had a bit of a surprise for the officer.
Have You Heard This Joke? The Free Runner
He may be a bit too free with his style of running...
Have You Heard These Jokes? It's a Funny Wife...
If you have a wife, you may just agree with these short but priceless jokes.
Never Thought Bathroom Signs Could Be So Funny! (Rude)
These hilarious bathrooms signs are sure to make your trip to the little boy's or girl's room much more enjoyable!
Funny Joke: The Best Man in the World
The story of a perfect man...
Joke: The Bond Between Mother and daughter
A good deed from Daughter to mother.
Today's Joke: Full Permission...
When a woman tries to make things heat up in the bedroom, things don't quite go to plan...
Today's Joke: A Spontaneous Confession
He did NOT see this coming.
Hilarious: The Winking Problem!
This joke makes you think about how winking can get you in trouble.
A Few Pearls of Funny Wisdom!
Some Great Lines to Keep in Mind
These Are Some of the Best Lines I've Ever Heard.
Some of the best lines ever said!
20 Clever Words for Clever People To Laugh Over...
Have you heard of these words? No?? How come?
Hilarious: Theological Rumblings Cause Inclement Weather
Three clergymen are having a theological debate with a female minister in their church. When they don't drop their argument, divine intervention occurs...
Joke: Between Anger and Exasperation
A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked: “Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?”
Joke: How Cold IS IT?
It's so cold The rock rattling around in your shoe is your toe
Joke: A Wanted Man
Employee asks his boss for a raise, as he is in high demand by other companies.
Joke: The Poem of the Three Little Pigs
The animal I really dig, Above all others is the pig. Pigs are noble. Pigs are clever, Pigs are courteous. However, Now and then, to break this rule, One meets a pig who is a fool.
Joke: The Blonde Sister
Many years ago there were two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, who inherited the family ranch.
Joke: The Priests, the Car and the Warning
Five atheists are driving in a car when they pass a church. Two priests are tending the lawns outside the church.
Joke: The Secret of His Success...
After many years of hard work, Joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive Caribbean resort.
Joke: Sign vs. Sign!
couple of young, entrepreneurial prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the top of their car...
Joke: The Diamond Bracelet
A lady walks into a fancy jewelry store. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet...
Joke: A Blonde at the Doctor's
A blonde woman came in for a routine physical at the doctor’s office.
Funny Joke: King Solomon's Got a Serious Decision to Make
King Solomon isn't the monarch for nothing. When a man is dragged before him by two women, his decisions have to be calculated and swift...
Funny Skit: Where Are You From?
This funny skit can teach us a few things about making assumptions, as well as getting a piece of your own insulting medicine!
Joke: The Special Golf Ball
Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off when one fellow noticed that his partner had but one golf ball.