Funny Joke: Father, Can You Do Me a Favor, Please?
A young lady has just landed on a flight from Switzerland, but she needs some help getting a brand new hairdryer through customs. A Priest helps her out.
Rude Joke: A Thorough Check-Up
A little baby boy is off to the doctor for his first check. Though it isn't his mother who brought him in.
This Farmer Has His Work Cut Out Because of Cheeky Kids
A farmer's watermelon patch proves too tempting for a group of local kids, so he hatches a plan to keep them out. Little did he know he'd get his comeuppance...
Hilarious: Are You Puzzled By the Puzzle, Dear?
This little old lady is trying to put a rooster puzzle together, but she's struggling. She enlists her neighbor to help her, but a realization is soon made...
Have You Heard This Joke? A Very Special Tool...
A woman goes over to a weight machine while waiting for a bus. To her amazement, the machine talks back to her and appears to be able to predict the future...
Hilarious Joke: An Act of Kindness to a Homeless Man
When a homeless man asks for two dollars from a man walking down the street, he is surprised by his generous offer. He soon finds out the reason behind it...
Joke: I Wonder If He's My Old Crush...
A lady is sitting in the waiting area of a new dentist she's about to try. From the corner of her eye, she glimpses a certificate with a familiar name on it...
Have You Heard This Joke? A Scot Goes to an English Uni
A young Scottish man assumes that it's perfectly normal to have a constant drone of bagpipes in his surroundings. His fellow students disagree...
This Joke Starts With a Man and a Woman Fast Asleep...
This husband got a rude surprise...
Funny: Which Method Do You Use To Empty a Bath?
A man is touring a mental asylum when curiosity gets the better of him and he begins to ask questions about how people get admitted to it...
Hilarious: My Wife Just Won't Leave Me Alone
This attorney has a wife that just doesn't know when to be quiet. Sadly for him, she's on one on a day that he really needs some peace and quiet...
Hilarious: Uncle Ted's Running Around Scaring the Kids
When a married man arrives home early from work, the last thing he wants to find is a household in chaos. It turns out Uncle Ted is to blame...
No One Has Made Me Giggle as Much as Robin Williams!
I adored Robin Williams' comedy. This cheeky bit is probably my favorite.
Hilarious: Dealing With the Lion's Share of the Trouble
When an unemployed man decides on a change of tack in his life, which involves lions, his friend has some very legitimate questions for him...
Funny: The Wife Isn't Keen On My Partying
A man spent the previous weekend out partying with his friends. When he got home the following Sunday night, his wife didn't take it too well...
Hilarious Comedy: Don't Invite Mr. Bean to a Wedding...
Why on Earth did anyone think to invite Mr. Bean to the wedding? Well, frankly, I'm glad they did.
The Nun Was the Most Beautiful the Cabbie Had Ever Seen
When a rather beautiful nun gets into his cab for a ride, the cab driver is completely enamored by her. He proceeds to ask her for a kiss...
Hilarious: The Confused Blonde and Her Stallion!
When a blonde sees a magnificent stallion, she just can't resist having a ride...
Hilarious: Asking a Blonde a Million-Dollar Question
On Who Wants to be a Millionaire, there's a contestant who's in with a shout of the big prize. Will she be victorious?
Hilarious: The Young Priest's Ideas Are a Bit Out There
A young priest is trying to help his bishop out with returning people back to the congregation. His ideas are good, apart from one, which is quite far out...
Hilarious: An Old Woman Won't Be Beaten Twice
When an old man dies and comes back to life sometime later, his wife can't believe it. The second time he goes, she makes sure she won't be bothered again...
Hilarious! Some Questions Just Shouldn't Be Asked
You have to be careful what you say to your nearest and dearest...
Funny! It Shouldn't Take a Sherlock to Figure Out
Sometimes it's difficult to be this smart...
Hilarious: This Old Lady Knows What She Wants!
It appears that a man who has his hands full is about to have hands that are even fuller...
That's a Really Nice Save, Dude! (Funny)
This produce assistant has quite a mouth on him, but he's also very clever and knows how to cover his tracks. See how events play out at the supermarket...
Funnies: The Differences Between Men and Women
These images will show you clearly why they say that women are from Venus and men are from Mars. Take a look at these amusing images for a good laugh.
Have You Heard This Joke? The Supportive Wife
This wife's words are so encouraging.
The Mother Superior Really Needs to Calm Down
Mother Superior is dying, and her nuns comfort her during her last moments. Suddenly, one of the nuns has a great idea...
Have You Heard This One? The Best of Everything!
This old grandmother really likes her new home. She just has one problem...
Great Joke: The Postman Doesn't Just Deliver Letters
A postman sees one of the people who lives in this houses he visits on his rounds. They get talking about a drunken Saturday night the weekend before...
Hilarious: The Caller Didn't Expect THAT Response...
This man appears to be a generous benefactor, but as the old adage goes, appearances aren't always as they seem...
Great Joke: Calling Upon the Preacher When Hearing Is Hard
When it looked like his hearing was going to become difficult, Larry decided to call upon a preacher to prevent the situation from deteriorating further...
Have You Heard This Joke? One for the Family!
This man has a beautiful custom when it comes to family and drinking.
Have You Heard This One? An Alluring Poodle...
When a poodle sees she has many suitors, she comes up with an unusual challenge for them....
Have You Heard This One? The Miracle Bread! (Rude)
Octogenarians Bob and Jim are at the park. Bob wonders how Jim has so much gusto at his age, and Jim reveals his secret. Bob just has to try it out...
Oh My, This Man's Day Can't Get Any Worse!
Just when you think it couldn't get any worse...
This Joke Begins with an Embarrassing Biology School Class
This joke starts with an important school question...
Hilarious Joke! When an Advertising Plan Goes Wrong...
Hilarious joke about culture differences...
Have You Heard This One? How to Treat a Guest
This husband came home a bit too early and found a guest...
This Joke Begins With A Crowded Bar...
Why do octopus have 8 arms? All will be revealed in this slippery joke!
Hilarious! Quick, Your Majesty, Avoid Mr. Bean!
It's hard to imagine why the Queen would ever want to meet Mr. Bean. I mean, I know he's funny, but...she's the Queen! This will not end well!
Hilarious Joke: The Lord and His Faithful Butler
An irate lord calls his faithful butler to find out what on earth his wife is up to. The way events unfold next might not be what you expect...
Hilarious Joke! Pay Attention in Confession!
This sinner always pays attention to his confessor.
Hilarious: The Headache and the Strange Doctor
This hilarious joke starts with a special machine...
Hilarious! This Cat Can't Be Beat!
This joke begins with a very frustrated man and a very smart cat...
This Joke Starts With an Aroused Widow
A widow is having a hard time consummating a date with a man she's been seeing. As he begins to ask questions, her answers become quite odd...
Have You Heard This One? You Swindled the Wrong Guy...
This accountant picked the wrong guy to swindle...
Have You Heard This One? A Generous Man...
When this wife finds her husband cheating, she never thought this would be his excuse...
This Joke Starts With 2 Roman Beggars
When the Pope has advice for you...
Hilarious: The Husband Exam!
This joke begins with a suspicious wife...
Have You Heard This One? 3 Honeymooning Couples...
Three newlywed men share their honeymoon experiences....
Have You Heard This One? A Smart Horse...
This horse understands only two commands...
Great Joke: The Truth About How Congress Works...
This is the decision making of the congress. Is it any wonder we're in trouble?
Hilarious: The Rabbi, Holy Man and the Lawyer
When a car being ridden in by three friends breaks down, the farmer ends up with some unexpected guests...
Have You Heard This One? The Ex-Wife's Payback
For an ex-wife, wealth is just three wise wishes away..
Hilarious: There's Something Fishy About This Plan
A conversation between 2 opposite sides of the business world...
Joke: An Inappropriate Girth Remark!
A husband, who's busy doing yard work, makes an uncalled-for remark about the size of his wife's nether region. Her comeback is classic...
Want a Laugh? Try These Witty Lines!
The best jokes and phrases are the ones that completely catch us off guard. Here are 14 very witty and unpredictable jokes and phrases.
Have You Heard This One? On the Merits of Honesty...
A little boy has been thinking about pushing an outhouse into a creek for quite some time. One fine day, the day of reckoning appears to be upon him.
Have You Heard This One? The Might of the Bat
Two bats are in a cave having a discussion about how best to get food. One of the two decides to brave the outside world all on his own...
Have You Heard This Joke? A Dentist With a Sense of Humor
A man goes to the dentist to get some work done. The problem is that he doesn't really do needles or laughing gas, but the dentist has an unorthodox solution...
Have You Heard This One? A Fine Day for Coursing
Christmas is a fine day for golfing, but how does one escape the family?
Have You Heard This One? A Visitor in Despair...
This visitor is so sad about his loss...
Hilarious: Best Way to Retire
This guy just had the best last work day ever...
Have Your Heard This One? The Price of a Discount
This couple wanted to go on a fun ride...
Funny Jokes: And then the Fight Started...
The jokes in this collection all have a common theme - how to start a fight with your spouse!
Have You Heard This Joke? Good News Or Bad News?
An artist is pleased to hear that all 10 of her paintings on display have been bought by someone. Unfortunately, the big purchase has a twist...
Funny Joke: A Man Walks into a Toy Shop for a Barbie...
Some toys are worth more than others...
Have You Heard This Joke? A Good Influence
This hilarious joke about 2 parrots will crack you up!
Have You Heard This Joke? You'll Have to Speak Louder!
A man has a genie who's hard of hearing. Although he grants wishes, they might not go completely to plan once he does...
This Joke Begins With a Camping Trip...
The guys decided to go on a camping trip, only there was one big problem...
This Joke is Hilarious! A Surprise for Dinner!
When they planned this dinner, they had no idea how awkward it was going to get...
Have You Heard This One? 3 Guys, 3 Problems...
3 guys sit and discuss a common problem in this hilarious joke.
Have You Heard The One About The Mother-in-Law & the Mule?
This mule has a special ability some people would like to use...
Have You Heard This Joke? The Rabbi and His Priest
This replacement priest may not be the best man for the job...
This Joke Starts When a Close Friend Passes Away...
This joke takes us to a place beyond life... but not beyond baseball!
Hilarious: The Truth About Vincent Van Gogh's Family...
Like most people, I'm very familiar with Vincent van Gogh's incredibly artistry, but I never realized how large his extended family was until I saw this post.
Have You Heard This One? The Advanced Vet
This veterinarian has his own way of checking his patients.
Hilarious Joke: Why Motherhood is For the Young...
There's a reason motherhood is for the young...
Hilarious Joke: I Think I Know What the Problem Is...
A redhead goes to visit the doctor complaining about pains all over her body. As soon as she arrives, the doctor has suspicions about her true hair color...
This Joke Begins With an Angry Lawyer...
This joke unveils the truth about certain people...
Hilarious: I Bet You Can't Put That Back In There!
When a little boy finds an earthworm while raking leaves in the garden with his grandfather, he has no idea that he's about to win big - twice!
Hilarious: 2-Line Jokes to Make You Scream with Laughter
These 2-liners are some of the best to be found on the internet, so prepare to be tickled pink with some great funny short jokes.
This Hilarious Video Starts With an Elephant...
This is one of the most clever pranks I've ever seen
Have You Heard This One About The Wife & The Hotel Bed?
This train manager just wanted to help...
Have You Heard This One? The Old Man, His Wife, & Treasure
For many years, she hid this secret from him...
Have You Heard This One? The Impossible Task (Rude)
When one is faced with an impossible task, one MUST remain a professional...
Time For a Laugh: The New Tenant is In, and He's Trouble!
A new tenant has come to the house, and is already causing trouble!
Uproarious: The Newlyweds and the Strict Priest!
These newlyweds were asked to do something difficult...
What a Great Joke! 3 Nurses Went Up to Heaven...
There are 3 nurses, but not the same kind of nurses...
Great Joke: One Simple Question, Three Answers...
An accountant, mathematician and economist all go for a job interview. Their answers to the interviewer's simple questions differ quite a lot...
Have You Heard This Joke? The Annoying Heckler
This magician has a terrible heckler...
Have You Heard This Joke? The Special Gift
A man gets into a wreck and severely burns his face. His wife is very generous and gives him a skin graft. Little does he know the pleasure she gets out of it..
Have You Heard This Joke? A Godly Frame of Reference
A man looks up to the sky and begins to identify shapes in the clouds. He decides to strike up a conversation with God...
These One Liners Will Put a Smile on Your Face, Guaranteed!
A collection of crazy and unexpectedly hilarious jokes.
This Joke Starts With a Conscientious Punter At a Brothel
Guess which profession just got unionized...
Hilarious Joke: Are You Sure You Have Enough?
An old man visit the drug store to purchase some Viagra. To the pharmacist's surprise, he doesn't want to use it for it what it was intended...
This Joke Begins With a Wandering Eye...
A woman loses her glass eye when she sneezes. A man is quick to catch it. She subsequently invites him over for dinner and they have a wonderful evening...
Have You Heard This Joke? The Kids and the Watermelon Patch
A group of unruly kids are stealing watermelons from a farmer's watermelon patch. He thinks he's found a solution, only to be one-upped by them...
Have You Heard This Joke? The Cheeky Trio
A bartender is having difficulty keeping track of who has or hasn't paid for their drinks. Seeing an opportunity, a trio of men try their luck...