Jesus and Moses Tee off with an Old Man (Funny Joke)
Jesus, Moses, and an old man are playing a round of golf. While all seems pretty normal at first, supernatural things begin to happen...
Hilarious: I Never Know What My Brother Will Do Next
When a couple has an accident on the way to hospital in order for the wife to deliver twins, the husband's practical joker brother steps in.
Joke: We Know You're Growing up Girls, but This Must Stop!
When middle school girls start wearing lipstick and make it a team sport to kiss the bathroom mirror, the headmaster hatches a cunning plan...
This Joke Starts With an Ignorant Man Being Whistled At
When a desert dweller decides to use rail transport to visit him, he wanders onto the track. As a whistle is heard, the inevitable happens...
Hilarious: The Equipment On a Caddy Is Just Unbelievable
When a gas station attendant sees a model of Cadillac he's never come across before, he begins to ask the owner questions about it. It's very well-equipped...
An Entire Flight Overheard the Captain's Intentions (Rude)
When an airplane captain accidentally leaves the plane's intercom on, all of his passengers become privy to what he intends to do when he's on the ground again.
Hilarious: There's No Guessing What Life Can Throw At You
When a woman has to face things such as tuberculosis and double pneumonia, she wonders what else is going to be thrown at her. Those were only the beginning...
Hilarious: Do You Really Think I'm Naive Enough for That?
When a family begins arguing about what would happen after the rich patriarch dies, the patriarch seems to come up with a good solution...
This Joke Start With a Man Going On Trial For Murder...
This defendant is on trial for murder, but he's got faith in his high-flying lawyer to keep him out of jail. Read on to find out what happened...
Funny: I'll Show You That My Cat's Better Than Yours
These four men are in stiff competition with each other, all believing that they have the best cat, but the truth is that only one can trump all the others...
It's No Wonder the Reporter Was Surprised (Funny Video)
An investigative reporter heads to a farm to get to the bottom of an outbreak of Mad Cow disease. She had no idea what she was in for...
These Hilarious Animals Think They're the Next Big Stars
The animals you're about to see all appear to think that they're famous musicians with legions of fans! Take a look at these 18 hysterically funny pictures.
This Joke Starts with a Little Girl Being a Nosy Parker
When a little girls begins asking her Mom every question under the sun, Mom understandably begins to become annoyed at her. Then, a friend gives her advice...
Hilarious: A Hard Worker, the Strip Club & the Angry Wife
When a wife decides to treat her hardworking husband to a visit to the strip club, she had no idea that it would turn out the way that it did...
My High-Flying Kids Can't Afford a Present For Me (Funny)
In spite of having three high-flying children, this poor couple didn't even get a single present at their 50th anniversary, but they have a secret of their own.
Grandma, Her Two Lawyers and the Judge (Funny)
When a grandma enters court, little did the lawyers defending her know how their reputations were to be ruined in a matter of second...
Joke: The New Gorilla Encounters a Lion...
When the new gorilla falls into the lion enclosure he thinks he's a goner...
Have You Heard This Joke? An Unexpected Prescription
This may be one of the oddest things ever said to a doctor. Can you guess what his response was?
A Man Visits a Brothel With Ulterior Motives (Funny)
When a man visits a brothel and asks for the most expensive girl in there on consecutive days, people start to suspect that he's up to something...
Living Forever? These People Are Betting on It
For some people, achieving their goals has precedence over everything else, up to and including their own safety. Take a look at these 24 outrageous pictures.
Joke: God Sets out to Find Those Who Really Lived as Men
An extinction event occurs on Earth, so all mortal souls go to Heaven. On arrival at the Pearly Gates, God seems to find an exemplary man... or is he?
These Photos Show That We Live in a Cat's World...
Cats bring us much joy, but they can also be extremely naughty and just spend most of their time doing whatever they like. Here are 15 hilarious photos.
These Photos Are so Ironic You'll Howl with Laughter!
The pictures you're about to see are so permeated with irony that they are scarcely believable. Here are 29 of the most ironic pictures you'll ever see.
This Joke Starts With Two Men Sinking In Their Boat
When two friends are on a boat that starts to sink, the first priority is to get to shore. A spot of misinterpretation adds to the confusion (and the humor!).
This Man Managed a Challenge No-One Else Could (Funny)
A scrawny little man undertakes a challenge at a bar that no-one else seemed to be able to manage. As he begins, people look on in anticipation...
Funny Joke: Father, Can You Do Me a Favor, Please?
A young lady has just landed on a flight from Switzerland, but she needs some help getting a brand new hairdryer through customs. A Priest helps her out.
Rude Joke: A Thorough Check-Up
A little baby boy is off to the doctor for his first check. Though it isn't his mother who brought him in.
This Farmer Has His Work Cut Out Because of Cheeky Kids
A farmer's watermelon patch proves too tempting for a group of local kids, so he hatches a plan to keep them out. Little did he know he'd get his comeuppance...
Hilarious: Are You Puzzled By the Puzzle, Dear?
This little old lady is trying to put a rooster puzzle together, but she's struggling. She enlists her neighbor to help her, but a realization is soon made...
Have You Heard This Joke? A Very Special Tool...
A woman goes over to a weight machine while waiting for a bus. To her amazement, the machine talks back to her and appears to be able to predict the future...
Hilarious Joke: An Act of Kindness to a Homeless Man
When a homeless man asks for two dollars from a man walking down the street, he is surprised by his generous offer. He soon finds out the reason behind it...
Joke: I Wonder If He's My Old Crush...
A lady is sitting in the waiting area of a new dentist she's about to try. From the corner of her eye, she glimpses a certificate with a familiar name on it...
Have You Heard This Joke? A Scot Goes to an English Uni
A young Scottish man assumes that it's perfectly normal to have a constant drone of bagpipes in his surroundings. His fellow students disagree...
This Joke Starts With a Man and a Woman Fast Asleep...
This husband got a rude surprise...
Funny: Which Method Do You Use To Empty a Bath?
A man is touring a mental asylum when curiosity gets the better of him and he begins to ask questions about how people get admitted to it...
Hilarious: My Wife Just Won't Leave Me Alone
This attorney has a wife that just doesn't know when to be quiet. Sadly for him, she's on one on a day that he really needs some peace and quiet...
Hilarious: Uncle Ted's Running Around Scaring the Kids
When a married man arrives home early from work, the last thing he wants to find is a household in chaos. It turns out Uncle Ted is to blame...
No One Has Made Me Giggle as Much as Robin Williams!
I adored Robin Williams' comedy. This cheeky bit is probably my favorite.
Hilarious: Dealing With the Lion's Share of the Trouble
When an unemployed man decides on a change of tack in his life, which involves lions, his friend has some very legitimate questions for him...
Funny: The Wife Isn't Keen On My Partying
A man spent the previous weekend out partying with his friends. When he got home the following Sunday night, his wife didn't take it too well...
Hilarious Comedy: Don't Invite Mr. Bean to a Wedding...
Why on Earth did anyone think to invite Mr. Bean to the wedding? Well, frankly, I'm glad they did.
The Nun Was the Most Beautiful the Cabbie Had Ever Seen
When a rather beautiful nun gets into his cab for a ride, the cab driver is completely enamored by her. He proceeds to ask her for a kiss...
Hilarious: The Confused Blonde and Her Stallion!
When a blonde sees a magnificent stallion, she just can't resist having a ride...
Hilarious: Asking a Blonde a Million-Dollar Question
On Who Wants to be a Millionaire, there's a contestant who's in with a shout of the big prize. Will she be victorious?
Hilarious: The Young Priest's Ideas Are a Bit Out There
A young priest is trying to help his bishop out with returning people back to the congregation. His ideas are good, apart from one, which is quite far out...
Hilarious: An Old Woman Won't Be Beaten Twice
When an old man dies and comes back to life sometime later, his wife can't believe it. The second time he goes, she makes sure she won't be bothered again...
Hilarious! Some Questions Just Shouldn't Be Asked
You have to be careful what you say to your nearest and dearest...
Funny! It Shouldn't Take a Sherlock to Figure Out
Sometimes it's difficult to be this smart...
Hilarious: This Old Lady Knows What She Wants!
It appears that a man who has his hands full is about to have hands that are even fuller...
That's a Really Nice Save, Dude! (Funny)
This produce assistant has quite a mouth on him, but he's also very clever and knows how to cover his tracks. See how events play out at the supermarket...
Funnies: The Differences Between Men and Women
These images will show you clearly why they say that women are from Venus and men are from Mars. Take a look at these amusing images for a good laugh.
Have You Heard This Joke? The Supportive Wife
This wife's words are so encouraging.
The Mother Superior Really Needs to Calm Down
Mother Superior is dying, and her nuns comfort her during her last moments. Suddenly, one of the nuns has a great idea...
Have You Heard This One? The Best of Everything!
This old grandmother really likes her new home. She just has one problem...
Great Joke: The Postman Doesn't Just Deliver Letters
A postman sees one of the people who lives in this houses he visits on his rounds. They get talking about a drunken Saturday night the weekend before...
Hilarious: The Caller Didn't Expect THAT Response...
This man appears to be a generous benefactor, but as the old adage goes, appearances aren't always as they seem...
Great Joke: Calling Upon the Preacher When Hearing Is Hard
When it looked like his hearing was going to become difficult, Larry decided to call upon a preacher to prevent the situation from deteriorating further...
Have You Heard This Joke? One for the Family!
This man has a beautiful custom when it comes to family and drinking.
Have You Heard This One? An Alluring Poodle...
When a poodle sees she has many suitors, she comes up with an unusual challenge for them....
Have You Heard This One? The Miracle Bread! (Rude)
Octogenarians Bob and Jim are at the park. Bob wonders how Jim has so much gusto at his age, and Jim reveals his secret. Bob just has to try it out...
Oh My, This Man's Day Can't Get Any Worse!
Just when you think it couldn't get any worse...
This Joke Begins with an Embarrassing Biology School Class
This joke starts with an important school question...
Hilarious Joke! When an Advertising Plan Goes Wrong...
Hilarious joke about culture differences...
Have You Heard This One? How to Treat a Guest
This husband came home a bit too early and found a guest...
This Joke Begins With A Crowded Bar...
Why do octopus have 8 arms? All will be revealed in this slippery joke!
Hilarious! Quick, Your Majesty, Avoid Mr. Bean!
It's hard to imagine why the Queen would ever want to meet Mr. Bean. I mean, I know he's funny, but...she's the Queen! This will not end well!
Hilarious Joke: The Lord and His Faithful Butler
An irate lord calls his faithful butler to find out what on earth his wife is up to. The way events unfold next might not be what you expect...
Hilarious Joke! Pay Attention in Confession!
This sinner always pays attention to his confessor.
Hilarious: The Headache and the Strange Doctor
This hilarious joke starts with a special machine...
Hilarious! This Cat Can't Be Beat!
This joke begins with a very frustrated man and a very smart cat...
This Joke Starts With an Aroused Widow
A widow is having a hard time consummating a date with a man she's been seeing. As he begins to ask questions, her answers become quite odd...
Have You Heard This One? You Swindled the Wrong Guy...
This accountant picked the wrong guy to swindle...
Have You Heard This One? A Generous Man...
When this wife finds her husband cheating, she never thought this would be his excuse...
This Joke Starts With 2 Roman Beggars
When the Pope has advice for you...
Hilarious: The Husband Exam!
This joke begins with a suspicious wife...
Have You Heard This One? 3 Honeymooning Couples...
Three newlywed men share their honeymoon experiences....
Have You Heard This One? A Smart Horse...
This horse understands only two commands...
Great Joke: The Truth About How Congress Works...
This is the decision making of the congress. Is it any wonder we're in trouble?
Hilarious: The Rabbi, Holy Man and the Lawyer
When a car being ridden in by three friends breaks down, the farmer ends up with some unexpected guests...
Have You Heard This One? The Ex-Wife's Payback
For an ex-wife, wealth is just three wise wishes away..
Hilarious: There's Something Fishy About This Plan
A conversation between 2 opposite sides of the business world...
Joke: An Inappropriate Girth Remark!
A husband, who's busy doing yard work, makes an uncalled-for remark about the size of his wife's nether region. Her comeback is classic...
Want a Laugh? Try These Witty Lines!
The best jokes and phrases are the ones that completely catch us off guard. Here are 14 very witty and unpredictable jokes and phrases.
Have You Heard This One? On the Merits of Honesty...
A little boy has been thinking about pushing an outhouse into a creek for quite some time. One fine day, the day of reckoning appears to be upon him.
Have You Heard This One? The Might of the Bat
Two bats are in a cave having a discussion about how best to get food. One of the two decides to brave the outside world all on his own...
Have You Heard This Joke? A Dentist With a Sense of Humor
A man goes to the dentist to get some work done. The problem is that he doesn't really do needles or laughing gas, but the dentist has an unorthodox solution...
Have You Heard This One? A Fine Day for Coursing
Christmas is a fine day for golfing, but how does one escape the family?
Have You Heard This One? A Visitor in Despair...
This visitor is so sad about his loss...
Hilarious: Best Way to Retire
This guy just had the best last work day ever...
Have Your Heard This One? The Price of a Discount
This couple wanted to go on a fun ride...
Funny Jokes: And then the Fight Started...
The jokes in this collection all have a common theme - how to start a fight with your spouse!
Have You Heard This Joke? Good News Or Bad News?
An artist is pleased to hear that all 10 of her paintings on display have been bought by someone. Unfortunately, the big purchase has a twist...
Funny Joke: A Man Walks into a Toy Shop for a Barbie...
Some toys are worth more than others...
Have You Heard This Joke? A Good Influence
This hilarious joke about 2 parrots will crack you up!
Have You Heard This Joke? You'll Have to Speak Louder!
A man has a genie who's hard of hearing. Although he grants wishes, they might not go completely to plan once he does...
This Joke Begins With a Camping Trip...
The guys decided to go on a camping trip, only there was one big problem...
This Joke is Hilarious! A Surprise for Dinner!
When they planned this dinner, they had no idea how awkward it was going to get...
Have You Heard This One? 3 Guys, 3 Problems...
3 guys sit and discuss a common problem in this hilarious joke.
Have You Heard The One About The Mother-in-Law & the Mule?
This mule has a special ability some people would like to use...
Have You Heard This Joke? The Rabbi and His Priest
This replacement priest may not be the best man for the job...